King Billy Posted March 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The standard of the lovelies back then puts todays bald fannied slags to shame Very true Stubbers and it’s almost impossible to find a tart with a great big hairy arsehole these days too. If I wasn’t allergic to male shit I’d seriously consider joining one of those posh golf clubs up in Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Who gives a fuck; every non poof worth his salt would have gladly had a bollock lopped off for a go on the wonderful Raquel circa the 1960s The standard of the lovelies back then puts todays bald fannied slags to shame 😂 out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The standard of the lovelies back then puts todays bald fannied slags to shame This sort of remark puts me in mind of the sort of Letters to the Editor that popped up in the papers when they ditched Nanette Newman from the Fairy Liquid ad in favour of her daughter. While nostalgia has its place, and Marianne Faithful no doubt had legendary confectionary-based talents, all things considered I’d rather spend half an hour playing doctors and nurses with Michelle Keegan than Babs Windsor, regardless of pubic topiary. Progress is progress. Besides, Babs’ pelvis is probably dust by now. There are also other advantages to modern life: https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2014/06000/Pubic_Lice___An_Endangered_Species_.8.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Who gives a fuck; every non poof worth his salt would have gladly had a bollock lopped off for a go on the wonderful Raquel circa the 1960s The standard of the lovelies back then puts todays bald fannied slags to shame Indeed. But one would need to somehow justify the semi-permanent, brown marbling effect to the Mrs, while keeping the genitalia protected from the ensuing onslaught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This sort of remark puts me in mind of the sort of Letters to the Editor that popped up in the papers when they ditched Nanette Newman from the Fairy Liquid ad in favour of her daughter. While nostalgia has its place, and Marianne Faithful no doubt had legendary confectionary-based talents, all things considered I’d rather spend half an hour playing doctors and nurses with Michelle Keegan than Babs Windsor, regardless of pubic topiary. Progress is progress. Besides, Babs’ pelvis is probably dust by now. There are also other advantages to modern life: https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2014/06000/Pubic_Lice___An_Endangered_Species_.8.aspx Interesting data, LC. But playing the devil’s advocate, I pose the heavy usage of carpet insecticide on the areas in question as the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 17 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This sort of remark puts me in mind of the sort of Letters to the Editor that popped up in the papers when they ditched Nanette Newman from the Fairy Liquid ad in favour of her daughter. While nostalgia has its place, and Marianne Faithful no doubt had legendary confectionary-based talents, all things considered I’d rather spend half an hour playing doctors and nurses with Michelle Keegan than Babs Windsor, regardless of pubic topiary. Progress is progress. Besides, Babs’ pelvis is probably dust by now. There are also other advantages to modern life: https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2014/06000/Pubic_Lice___An_Endangered_Species_.8.aspx @Stubby PeckerWhat's your view on this potential loss of biodiversity? Should we be starting a save the crabs campaign? Was there any mention of the effect on populations of the Web-footed Barking Toads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This sort of remark puts me in mind of the sort of Letters to the Editor that popped up in the papers when they ditched Nanette Newman from the Fairy Liquid ad in favour of her daughter. While nostalgia has its place, and Marianne Faithful no doubt had legendary confectionary-based talents, all things considered I’d rather spend half an hour playing doctors and nurses with Michelle Keegan than Babs Windsor, regardless of pubic topiary. Progress is progress. Besides, Babs’ pelvis is probably dust by now. There are also other advantages to modern life: https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2014/06000/Pubic_Lice___An_Endangered_Species_.8.aspx Do you mean Kevin Keegan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 52 minutes ago, Goober said: @Stubby PeckerWhat's your view on this potential loss of biodiversity? Should we be starting a save the crabs campaign? Was their any mention of the effect on populations of the Web-footed Barking Toads? The modern trend of a bald or at least neatly trimmed bush may well lead to local extinctions of crab lice but remember, you soppy cunt, an almost infinite reservoir of sweaty fanny hair and associated pests exists on the consentient between the legs of the frogs, krauts, wops, degos and the fucking rest of the unwashed untermensch females. As for the effect on Web footed Barking Toads, check below for the best advice (if will give @Alfie Noakes the 'orn) https://phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad-nauseam/endangered-species/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 42 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The modern trend of a bald or at least neatly trimmed bush may well lead to local extinctions of crab lice but remember, you soppy cunt, an almost infinite reservoir of sweaty fanny hair and associated pests exists on the consentient between the legs of the frogs, krauts, wops, degos and the fucking rest of the unwashed untermensch females. As for the effect on Web footed Barking Toads, check below for the best advice (if will give @Alfie Noakes the 'orn) https://phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad-nauseam/endangered-species/ That's a relief. They could be a significant food source for the continental types in the centuries to come (crabs, not toads, the French are probably the reason the latter are already vanishingly rare). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: @Stubby PeckerWhat's your view on this potential loss of biodiversity? Should we be starting a save the crabs campaign? Was there any mention of the effect on populations of the Web-footed Barking Toads? Save the sabre toothed crotch cricket! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 17 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This sort of remark puts me in mind of the sort of Letters to the Editor that popped up in the papers when they ditched Nanette Newman from the Fairy Liquid ad in favour of her daughter. While nostalgia has its place, and Marianne Faithful no doubt had legendary confectionary-based talents, all things considered I’d rather spend half an hour playing doctors and nurses with Michelle Keegan than Babs Windsor, regardless of pubic topiary. Progress is progress. Besides, Babs’ pelvis is probably dust by now. There are also other advantages to modern life: https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2014/06000/Pubic_Lice___An_Endangered_Species_.8.aspx It’s when you see pubic lice in people eyebrows that you begin to wonder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Save the sabre toothed crotch cricket! You've been hanging around some strange ladies, Spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: You've been hanging around some strange ladies, Spot. Just..... don’t ask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Goober said: That's a relief. They could be a significant food source for the continental types in the centuries to come (crabs, not toads, the French are probably the reason the latter are already vanishingly rare). European companies are heavily invested in the production of insects for human consumption; they can always add the humble lice to their product portfolios, when stocks of maggots run out. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/03/insects-likely-approved-human-consumption-by-eu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, White Cunt said: European companies are heavily invested in the production of insects for human consumption; they can always add the humble lice to their product portfolios, when stocks of maggots run out. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/03/insects-likely-approved-human-consumption-by-eu Findus lasagne, soon to be 1% beef, 5% horse, 12% homogenised dung fly larvae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Save the sabre toothed crotch cricket! Howzat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you mean Kevin Keegan? I would love it if you fucked off. Love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: It’s when you see pubic lice in people eyebrows that you begin to wonder. I always enjoyed the schadenfreude in breaking the news to the most ardently heterosexual male that the swabs we sent off to investigate their pruritus ani were positive for gonorrhoea, and that perhaps we should run a few additional tests in light of this. On more than one occasion there followed the most astounding tale of closeted chuttery, including offers of cash if I would delete the investigation from their records, which of course I rebuffed. It’s the quiet ones you have to watch. The whole middle class five-bar gate and gravel drive crowd. An absolute nest of perversion if you scratch the surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I always enjoyed the schadenfreude in breaking the news to the most ardently heterosexual male that the swabs we sent off to investigate their pruritus ani were positive for gonorrhoea, and that perhaps we should run a few additional tests in light of this. On more than one occasion there followed the most astounding tale of closeted chuttery, including offers of cash if I would delete the investigation from their records, which of course I rebuffed. It’s the quiet ones you have to watch. The whole middle class five-bar gate and gravel drive crowd. An absolute nest of perversion if you scratch the surface. There’s no accounting for the width and breadth of human diversity. After 40 years of working in rather “niche” areas of the health service I wholeheartedly agree with those comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I always enjoyed the schadenfreude in breaking the news to the most ardently heterosexual male that the swabs we sent off to investigate their pruritus ani were positive for gonorrhoea, and that perhaps we should run a few additional tests in light of this. On more than one occasion there followed the most astounding tale of closeted chuttery, including offers of cash if I would delete the investigation from their records, which of course I rebuffed. It’s the quiet ones you have to watch. The whole middle class five-bar gate and gravel drive crowd. An absolute nest of perversion if you scratch the surface. They'll be doing plenty of surface scratching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 On 27/03/2021 at 18:23, Cuntybaws said: I haven’t lived in Scotland for well over thirty years, so take it with a pinch of salt, but I share the @Rev's view that the SNP in general are a bunch of feeble-minded, insular, demi-communist cunts whose main unifying factor is a hatred of the English founded on jealousy and a massive inferiority complex. To this toxic mix, Salmond is just the jowly, greasy, egotistical icing on the cake and I’d cheerfully pay good money to watch him hanged, drawn and quartered like William Wallace before him. Of course, there are some who think he’s the dog’s bollocks, but that’s a diminishing number these days, mostly just the minority that he hasn’t allegedly molested. Indeed, Mr B. That ginger-haired bastard mollusc Sturgeon bloke is now facing some hopefully damaging fraud charges brought against her by some of her own puddle-drinking support, which our lickspittle media are desperate to prevent from being broadcasted. She's a fucking titan of mediocrity, but I suspect that the fat sleepy cuddle prick Salmond is gunning for her and her alone. He's trying to put Wee Burney into a position where if she dismisses his "plan", he can exploit her lack of commitment to "independence". Frankly, I'd be quite happy if the pair of them suddenly dropped dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 06/04/2021 at 23:19, Rev said: Indeed, Mr B. That ginger-haired bastard mollusc Sturgeon bloke is now facing some hopefully damaging fraud charges brought against her by some of her own puddle-drinking support, which our lickspittle media are desperate to prevent from being broadcasted. She's a fucking titan of mediocrity, but I suspect that the fat sleepy cuddle prick Salmond is gunning for her and her alone. He's trying to put Wee Burney into a position where if she dismisses his "plan", he can exploit her lack of commitment to "independence". Frankly, I'd be quite happy if the pair of them suddenly dropped dead. Scotland is fabulous in the Borders and most other areas are fine with the exception of Glasgow and Dundee which are revolting and filled with alcoholic, drug addled, Neanderthal trolls gurning at all and sundry whilst hobbling around their decaying grey tenements and high rise shitheaps... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 22:43, Earl of Punkape said: Scotland is fabulous in the Borders and most other areas are fine with the exception of Glasgow and Dundee which are revolting and filled with alcoholic, drug addled, Neanderthal trolls gurning at all and sundry whilst hobbling around their decaying grey tenements and high rise shitheaps... I'm forced to agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 22:43, Earl of Punkape said: Scotland is fabulous in the Borders and most other areas are fine with the exception of Glasgow and Dundee which are revolting and filled with alcoholic, drug addled, Neanderthal trolls gurning at all and sundry whilst hobbling around their decaying grey tenements and high rise shitheaps... Dundee cake's nice. My great grandparents were from Dumfries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Rev said: I'm forced to agree. It’s high time you put the malt down, Rev, and took this site over. I’m happy to fiscally enable your warped, sporran wearing takeover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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