camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I assume you mean Michael Jackson. Ebony & Ivory was Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney... You've been drinking haven't you. Yeah but nobody told Stevie Wonder it was McCuntney. Even he fucking hates him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Becuase they would have nothing left to complain about, it becomes there whole personality, like vegans and people that give up drinking. Vegans have no soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m going with @Decimus’ plan to just ignore the fucktard from now on. Admin clearly aren’t to cull the clown for whatever reason. He appears to become ‘active’ later in the day, after his carer has gone home. It’s not for me to say but mentioning the cunt this early in the day may lead to his earlier ‘engagement’ Jiggers, and this will merely result in another full day on CC being fucked. ‘Blank the Plank’...shall I have caps made? I think he's bi-polar. One minute he makes a serious cogent comment, next he's making no sense at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah but nobody told Stevie Wonder it was McCuntney. Even he fucking hates him. 🎵 You are black and I am white. You are blind as a bat, yet I have sight. Side by side you are my amigo, negro, let's not fight. 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Vegans have no soul. Or friends usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think he's bi-polar. One minute he makes a serious cogent comment, next he's making no sense at all. Man’s a cunt, and dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Or friends usually. I went to a dinner party once at a vegans house. When I got home I had a fish finger sarnie I was so fucking hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I went to a dinner party once at a vegans house. When I got home I had a fish finger sarnie I was so fucking hungry I've got a mate who's been sober two years and vegan the same amount of time, i swear he's never mentioned the sobriety more than five times but the vegan shite every single day. The day the pubs reopen me and another angry pal have plans to stand on his shoulders and force feed him pork scratchings until he cries. Its only fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: FOR SALE: 10 litres of white matt emulsion. £15. Would you consider a swap for a bowler hat in ‘as new’condition? Cash either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: French Lessons. 50€ per hour. 17 Rue du Coq, Saint Remy. (Bottom bell), as for Monique. Withers, I find myself going through a phase of Francophilia. I've recently been reminiscing about a summer that I spent in The Loire Valley in my early twenties. I'm longing for those long lazy days sat beside The Mayenne, drinking cold Pouilly-Fumé whilst incongruously smoking a pack of Mayfair and screaming obscenities at passing scantily clad French birds. Vive La France, and here's to every British tourist who dips their toe into the culture, but can't resist getting smashed and acting boorishly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to a dinner party once at a vegans house. When I got home I had a fish finger sarnie I was so fucking hungry Is that a lady-wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 TWO INDISPUTABLE FACTS ABOUT THE UK'S APPROACH 1) It's been too slow too late 2) It's been too relaxed not strict enough or enforced properly The only exception to this pattern has been the vaccination programme which I rather think Johnson and his cronies see as the one and only Get Out Of Jail Card for themselves and the country. But even here there are worrying signs that cutting corners might create problems further down the line. On top of that can we expect dyed in the wool privatising anti-public services tories learn anything or rethink their priorities after this pandemic going forward? I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Withers, I find myself going through a phase of Francophilia. I've recently been reminiscing about a summer that I spent in The Loire Valley in my early twenties. I'm longing for those long lazy days sat beside The Mayenne, drinking cold Pouilly-Fumé whilst incongruously smoking a pack of Mayfair and screaming obscenities at passing scantily clad French birds. Vive La France, and here's to every British tourist who dips their toe into the culture, but can't resist getting smashed and acting boorishly. Watch out for the Rumanian pickpockets and bag thieves. Plus the arab street kids hanging round cashpoints who'll grab your cash as it comes out the machine. Fuck you and your Necrophilia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Would you consider a swap for a bowler hat in ‘as new’condition? Cash either way. Piss pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Would you consider a swap for a bowler hat in ‘as new’condition? Cash either way. Sorry I shouldn't talk about the Itchy Scrotum like that. Show some respect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Maybe H is posting ironically on here in the spirit of " You don't have to be mad to work here but .." A very plausible explanation col. My gut feeling is that either a) he is a troll with an unusual approach (unlike say Frank who aims to strike well below the belt) or that b) he has self-esteem issues, doesn't have the coping skills or strategies to make positive changes in order to address it, coupled with an inability to reflect and understand why he is like this, and has therefore resorted to divert the dilemma onto the CC patrons. I bet he wears a brown tweed jacket whenever he's out in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: A very plausible explanation col. My gut feeling is that either a) he is a troll with an unusual approach (unlike say Frank who aims to strike well below the belt) or that b) he has self-esteem issues, doesn't have the coping skills or strategies to make positive changes in order to address it, coupled with an inability to reflect and understand why he is like this, and has therefore resorted to divert the dilemma onto the CC patrons. I bet he wears a brown tweed jacket whenever he's out in public. I think he wears a brown leather jacket, and the other three have to break him out of the loony bin when they need him to fly a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he wears a brown leather jacket, and the other three have to break him out of the loony bin when they need him to fly a plane. So he's a crazy foo'... It adds up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 32 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: So he's a crazy foo'... It adds up! You mean that he's a black cunt? Yes, that would probably explain why he hates this country and bites the hand that feeds him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: I bet he wears a brown tweed jacket whenever he's out in public. Sadly for the rest of us, I don't believe the cunt's attempted to manoeuvre his wheelchair anywhere near the exit of his council flat since 03 June 2020. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Sadly for the rest of us, I don't believe the cunt's attempted to manoeuvre his wheelchair anywhere near the exit of his council flat since 03 June 2020. Fuck. @Dyslexic cnut cancel the black ice\wood chipper in the driveway plan. We'll only end up mincing his personal carer and we don't need that sort of flak on our hands in the current situation. How are you at zip lining into second floor bedsits through the kitchen window? Keep in mind you will have a chainsaw strapped to your back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck. @Dyslexic cnut cancel the black ice\wood chipper in the driveway plan. We'll only end up mincing his personal carer and we don't need that sort of flak on our hands in the current situation. How are you at zip lining into second floor bedsits through the kitchen window? Keep in mind you will have a chainsaw strapped to your back. Good old Killer; like Otto Kumm only without the Germanic Christian name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Good old Killer; like Otto Kumm only without the Germanic Christian name Right. I get 'Si Clonby' and 'Trey Blinker'... I've fucked about with 'Catherine Trucks' and I can't find the answer. Please explain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Right. I get 'Si Clonby' and 'Trey Blinker'... I've fucked about with 'Catherine Trucks' and I can't find the answer. Please explain... Do I have to do everything in this fuckin relationship? You may as well know I've taken another liver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: So he's a crazy foo'... It adds up! He's a pinkie probably pure Anglo Saxon blood rippling through his veins all these guilt ridden English but hate England (I am European) cunts are .. inside his soul he is also far more racist than even Eric is .. its the same with all these cunts .. self hatred burning away inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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