Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 I’m certain there’ll be an influx of corner members screaming “you have neighbours, you poor cunt” whilst they sit in their secluded mansions on 50 acre estates; but yes, the cunts who seem insistent on spending every other cunting day mowing the lawn or trimming their hedge as if getting it ready for Wimbledon can fuck right off. No doubt this is repeat bollocks. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Strimmers and other high revving machines are my favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: cunts who seem insistent on spending every other cunting day mowing the lawn or trimming their hedge... ...pausing only to wash their fucking car at least four times a week, despite the cunts never actually leaving their house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: ...pausing only to wash their fucking car at least four times a week, despite the cunts never actually leaving their house. I hate those cunts. A fucking Karcher even though they only travel 5 miles a week to the local supermarket and back. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 My neighbour was out last weekend with his missus cleaning their wheels with a fucking toothbrush! Its a fucking Honda Civic you cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Neil said: My neighbour was out last weekend with his missus cleaning their wheels with a fucking toothbrush! Its a fucking Honda Civic you cunts. I guess it's better than taking all four wheels off and dropping them in steradent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Cats drive these Fuckers wild. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Cats drive these Fuckers wild. That gives me an idea. Anyone know where I can acquire some moles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: That give me an idea. Anyone know where I can acquire some moles? How many do you need? I catch and kill at least a dozen of these furry fossorial black cunts every year. I fucking hate moles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That give me an idea. Anyone know where I can acquire some moles? In my garden...the place is alive with the varmints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: No doubt there’ll be an influx of corner members screaming “you have neighbours, you poor cunt” whilst they sit in their secluded mansions on 50 acre estates; but yes, the cunts who seem insistent on spending every other cunting day mowing the lawn or trimming their hedge as if getting it ready for Wimbledon can fuck right off. No doubt this is repeat bollocks. Fuck off. Actually it isn't. Nobody but you would put up such a pile of shite. Shove your bara brith up your fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually it isn't. Nobody but you would put up such a pile of shite. Actually, there are a few nominations that touch on this. However, I can say without fear of contradiction that is the first and only nomination ever to feature "hedgies". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 42 minutes ago, Goober said: How many do you need? I catch and kill at least a dozen of these furry fossorial black cunts every year. I fucking hate moles. Agreed, my missus has one right next to her clit. I find it very confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Actually, there are a few nominations that touch on this. However, I can say without fear of contradiction that is the first and only nomination ever to feature "hedgies". Thanks, Rain Man. Not sure where ‘hedgies’ came from, but I’ve been pulling an all-Drewer so that may explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually it isn't. Nobody but you would put up such a pile of shite. Shove your bara brith up your fucking arse. Why aren’t you dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: I’m certain there’ll be an influx of corner members screaming “you have neighbours, you poor cunt” whilst they sit in their secluded mansions on 50 acre estates; but yes, the cunts who seem insistent on spending every other cunting day mowing the lawn or trimming their hedge as if getting it ready for Wimbledon can fuck right off. No doubt this is repeat bollocks. Fuck off. This is repeat bollocks. Fuck off. Lol. Edited April 2, 2021 by Ape™️ Fuck off Frank, you skulking shit-cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is repeat bollocks. Fuck off. Lol. Beans. Helicopters. Shower heads. Etc. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Actually, there are a few nominations that touch on this. However, I can say without fear of contradiction that is the first and only nomination ever to feature "hedgies". It’s a bit rich a jock critiquing my excellent nominations regarding grass; the stuff doesn’t start growing up there till July Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: I’m certain there’ll be an influx of corner members screaming “you have neighbours, you poor cunt” whilst they sit in their secluded mansions on 50 acre estates; but yes, the cunts who seem insistent on spending every other cunting day mowing the lawn or trimming their hedge as if getting it ready for Wimbledon can fuck right off. No doubt this is repeat bollocks. Fuck off. The village I've moved to, has cunts who have never heard of electricity as they all seem to use petrol mowers and stink up the whole place with fucking petrol fumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: In my garden...the place is alive with the varmints 'Varmints'? Are you Elmer Fudd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It’s a bit rich a jock critiquing my excellent nominations regarding grass; the stuff doesn’t start growing up there till July I think you might be confusing "critiquing" with "quoting". If I ever decide to critique, believe me you'll know about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think you might be confusing "critiquing" with "quoting". If I ever decide to critique, believe me you'll know about it. Yes, I’m well aware of what a cheeky scamp you are bawsy, but beccareful; don’t go overboard with the acrimony these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think you might be confusing "critiquing" with "quoting". If I ever decide to critique, believe me you'll know about it. 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I’m well aware of what a cheeky scamp you are bawsy, but beccareful; don’t go overboard with the acrimony these days Lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 32 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Beans. Helicopters. Shower heads. Etc. Lol. Withers’ entire repertoire, right there. Summarised Withers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I’m well aware of what a cheeky scamp you are bawsy, but be careful; don’t go overboard with the acrimony these days Heaven forfend, Stubby, I can assure you that off topic inter-member badinage is completely off the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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