Guest Sir Gobshite Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m fully erect. All one and a half inches of it..😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Have you ever thought about about spittin' some bars/rapping next time your performing at some chavs Wedding? Those tax free tips will flood in afterwards Panzer. Lol. Nah nobody wants to hear original work..ya stick to what ya know n belt it out loud n long n give them what they came for..tinnitus..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can you please not post nonsensical spastic shit like this in front of newbies. Are you allowed to drink yet? Don't put yourself down Eric, you've been here long enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 On 07/01/2023 at 19:15, Dyslexic cnut said: How have you coped during the recent binmen’s strike, Cunto? You must have filled 3 eight yard skips with wrung-out bottles & cans. I engage my own 'private' contractor (Snowy has a job on the side)🛒 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't put yourself down Eric, you've been here long enough. Long enough to remember your speak & spell avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 On 07/01/2023 at 16:53, cunt said: Oh, in your haste to try for the cheap, smutty laugh, you seem to have been mistaken, when I said Plenty Of Fish, I wasn't referring to the dating website for desperate wankers like you, I was talking about my girlfriend's stall, down Billingsgate Market. I visit her there a couple of times a week, lovely girl, she's the love of my life.💕 If this is a fact, which myself and 99.9% of the puntership know it's not, going out with a perpetually single dickhead like you, the chav's unwashed cunt would stink like an iceless Billingsgate Fish Market at 3pm during an August heatwave. Kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If this is a fact, which myself and 99.9% of the puntership know it's not, going out with a perpetually single dickhead like you, the chav's unwashed cunt would stink like an iceless Billingsgate Fish Market at 3pm during an August heatwave. Kill yourself. You can't move for lesbians then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 21 hours ago, Wolfie said: If this is a fact, Since when, do we let facts get in the way of a good story? Why so angry, is the puppet still in the wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 7 hours ago, cunt said: Since when, do we let facts get in the way of a good story? ‘No comment’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 On 08/01/2023 at 07:30, Witheredscrote said: @Stubby Pecker ouch, that hurt, having to mention France. I hope you are marketing at the Cheese Fair in Digbeth, this March. I must admit that your 'Old Stubby Bellend Blue Vein' gave the opposition a run for their money last time round. Fuck off you geriatric, goose buggering cunt 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 06/01/2023 at 18:17, camberwell gypsy said: You bet your arse that the majority of cunts who take out gym memberships will go a few times, and give up through either can't hack exercise or see their bulbous bodies in the gyms mirrors, sweating like Vanessa Feltz in a sauna and get depressed. Which will make them reach for an 'animal size' Ben and Jerry's tub and put on more lbs. CG, apparently Uncle Ben Ofoedu has been cheating on Vanessa Feltz... I mean what did the stupid fat cow expect? Uncle Ben was always going to take up a younger, fitter offer wasn't he? Hey, Vanessa what's wrong with you? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: apparently Uncle Ben Ofoedu has been cheating on Vanessa Feltz... I mean what did the stupid fat cow expect? I can't believe she didn't see that coming. I mean, she's always been so self-aware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe she didn't see that coming. I mean, she's always been so self-aware. To be fair to her, she had trimmed down a fair bit lately... But still a fat cow, poor old Uncle Ben probably had nightmares from going down on that no doubt yeasty, stinking cunt in the past. Don't worry Ben, the nightmare is over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 As South Park has taught us, it never ends well when monkeys attempt to breed with pigs. On which note it would seem that almost every picture ever taken of Janet Street-Porter and Normski has vanished from the internet. Almost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 It’s the ghost of Himmler at work. First Rantzen gets cancer, so I reckon Lipman is staying well clear of showers for the foreseeable. Pity old Heinrich never got to them before they spat out Kikelets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s the ghost of Himmler at work. First Rantzen gets cancer, so I reckon Lipman is staying well clear of showers for the foreseeable. Pity old Heinrich never got to them before they spat out Kikelets. we can only hope Nigella Lawson chokes on some rimmed dick soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: To be fair to her, she had trimmed down a fair bit lately... But still a fat cow, poor old Uncle Ben probably had nightmares from going down on that no doubt yeasty, stinking cunt in the past. Don't worry Ben, the nightmare is over. "Let Hebrew women lie down with unclean beasts and pharisees of hip hop, their genitalia consumed by miasma creatures". (New Revised Standard Version. Rat 3.6-8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 minute ago, ratcum said: "Let Hebrew women lie down with unclean beasts and pharisees of hip hop, their genitalia consumed by miasma creatures". (New Revised Standard Version. Rat 3.6-8) Do you want me to set you up with a black bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 13/01/2023 at 22:02, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off you geriatric, goose buggering cunt I've looked into this fowl sodomy Stub and to be honest it's simply not practical. Oral rape is the only way to go with these continental types Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Do you want me to set you up with a black bird? Thanks OCR, but the sudden shock of pink always leaves me breathless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 07/01/2023 at 19:18, Eric Cuntman said: I had an imaginary girlfriend when I was a kid. She was ugly with a shit personality. did you ever have garibaldi biscuits when you were little Authoritah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Thanks OCR, but the sudden shock of pink always leaves me breathless I've already sent big mama Suzette round for you ratcum... I took the liberty of putting a rat up her arsehole before sending her to you. I thought you appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: did you ever have garibaldi biscuits when you were little Authoritah? I wasn’t a fan of the laissez faire delegation of individual biscuit sizing to the customer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've already sent big mama Suzette round for you ratcum... I took the liberty of putting a rat up her arsehole before sending her to you. I thought you appreciate it. there's not many as'd be so kind 🐀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 I haven't seen this many consecutive Rat comments since the last time Philip Green was mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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