Frank Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off Frank. You’re already despised. Hang your head in shame. I know that I hurt you Billy when you first appeared on the scene. Its been a while now. Let it go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pre-prep, prep, senior and full-time boarding, roughly I've spent around 400k per child. My dip-dyed-headed daughter hates me with every fibre of her being and my son is in Kenya on a 'save the spades' course, picking up litter. If you dump your offspring on others and allow them to do the nurturing, it is little wonder they think you are a cuckoo cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: I am coming round to the idea of a black Churchill: His parents were obviously thinking the same when they chose the name Winston, just in case he popped out with a suntan and Mrs Churchill’s previous explanations concerning the fridge being full of watermelon for months and the constant smell of ganja in the bedroom weren’t plausible anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: If you dump your offspring on others and allow them to do the nurturing, it is little wonder they think you are a cuckoo cunt. It's always been about me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, Frank said: I know that I hurt you Billy when you first appeared on the scene. Its been a while now. Let it go. I really would love to see you make a comeback Frank. I just can’t see it happening. If you think it would make you stronger please hurt me more. I can take it. In fact I insist on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: I know that I hurt you Billy when you first appeared on the scene. Its been a while now. Let it go. Let it go. Frank, do a video with you singing Let it Go from Frozen. That would be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What bollocks- Jews not welcome in London. The place is full of your mob. They’re attracted to money like flies to shit, a Catholic priest to a pre teen boys arsehole or Savile to a hairless fanny Talking about a hairless fanny, that Ian Wright wasn't half talking bollocks at Half Time tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Talking about a hairless fanny, that Ian Wright wasn't half talking bollocks at Half Time tonight. Who was the token tart on there today? I can't believe Wrighty talked more bollocks than her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pre-prep, prep, senior and full-time boarding, roughly I've spent around 400k per child. My dip-dyed-headed daughter hates me with every fibre of her being and my son is in Kenya on a 'save the spades' course, picking up litter. At least your son doesn't wear shoes where he is, imagine how many pairs at 3 grand a pop he'd ask you for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Who was the token tart on there today? I can't believe Wrighty talked more bollocks than her. Fuck knows. They all roll into one. What pissed me off was the first thing they talked about at HT was the crowd booing. Mind you, the game was fucking dire. I was listening to the boring shitfest from Lords and decided to see if the football was better. It weren't. Btw: that biscuit tin forehead paddy Keane talks barely understandable drivel as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Neil said: At least your son doesn't wear shoes where he is, imagine how many pairs at 3 grand a pop he'd ask you for? Yes, but they would last a 'lifetime'. A hamsters lifetime apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Let it go. Frank, do a video with you singing Let it Go from Frozen. That would be great. okay then. Standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: okay then. Standby. I'm in Santo Porto for a week from tomorrow. It's an island off Madeira. Ever been there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: okay then. Standby. Rather than sing it can you arrange for yourself to be frozen, cryogenically, instead. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank, do a video with you singing Let it Go from Frozen With Ming defrosting on the bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: I know that I hurt you Billy when you first appeared on the scene. Its been a while now. Let it go. “Let it go” If only that could be said in the context of you, strung up by your feet over the whirring blades of an industrial wood chipper- with me holding the rope 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Rather than sing it can you arrange for yourself to be frozen, cryogenically, instead. Thanks. Soppy cunt, that would mean the prospect of the spindly gay cunt being defrosted- haven’t you seen Demolition Man? Best just freeze him the conventional way- to death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: With Ming defrosting on the bed. We’re well past that stage Bally On Mings umpteenth removal from the freezer, the old girl was a bit worse than sloppy seconds. I think frank hung up the remaining bits for the blue tits and sparrows to pick clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We’re well past that stage Bally On Mings umpteenth removal from the freezer, the old girl was a bit worse than sloppy seconds. I think frank hung up the remaining bits for the blue tits and sparrows to pick clean He couldn’t get it up when he realised she was female. He spent weeks looking in the freezer in case her cock had snapped off as he was lifting her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: He couldn’t get it up when he realised she was female. He spent weeks looking in the freezer in case her cock had snapped off as he was lifting her out. Was ming black? Because he might have mistaken her dick for a choc ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: We’re well past that stage Bally On Mings umpteenth removal from the freezer, the old girl was a bit worse than sloppy seconds. I think frank hung up the remaining bits for the blue tits and sparrows to pick clean Ming resembled the consistency of a Sush-Puppy the last time Frank fancied a bunk up. Obviously this weather was the final nail in the coffin, and he's finally taken a leaf out of Dennis Nielson's book and dropped her down a man hole. I've already told him he'd have his pick of the Cambodian lady boy's desperate for a British passport, but he's just waiting for the travel ban to be lifted according to our PM's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: He couldn’t get it up when he realised she was female. He spent weeks looking in the freezer in case her cock had snapped off as he was lifting her out. I heard the last time he went to the freezer to grab something yellow to fuck he ended up making passionate love to whole frozen smoked haddock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I heard the last time he went to the freezer to grab something yellow to fuck he ended up making passionate love to whole frozen smoked haddock He got thrown out of Iceland for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: It's always been about me. This Lobb’s double-monk tirade, it sees to me, angry. Forgive them, for they know what they do. Stay strong, maestro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Ming resembled the consistency of a Sush-Puppy the last time Frank fancied a bunk up. Obviously this weather was the final nail in the coffin, and he's finally taken a leaf out of Dennis Nielson's book and dropped her down a man hole. I've already told him he'd have his pick of the Cambodian lady boy's desperate for a British passport, but he's just waiting for the travel ban to be lifted according to our PM's. I’m not sure about you, MC. There’s a bit of me that views your wit and talent, but sometimes, I’m emotionally compromised. Help me out, I think we might have a future, pressing on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m not sure about you, MC. There’s a bit of me that views your wit and talent, but sometimes, I’m emotionally compromised. Help me out, I think we might have a future, pressing on. My best advice would be not take yourself too seriously. This site is a massive piss take after all, and if you're not too sure about me that's fine. The Christmas party's always involve a few straightners so we can sort it out then. Ask @Eddie he's always hitting the heavy bag incase Fender shows up. It might be a good idea to stay off the amphetamines, DC, and drop a few Xanax instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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