camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Watched some scientist on the box earlier spouting off about the new Ghurka flu that is coming to get us. But what detracted me from the bollocks he was talking about, was the fact that he was wearing a white sweater, tied around his neck. Now, in my book, this fashion fuck up ranks up there with Crocs, baseball caps, three quarter length trousers, cargo pants and socks with sandals. If you want to be taken seriously, don't appear in the media like some fucking 80s college boy model (or Frank). You're on TV news not in a Freemans catalogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 I can imagine @Frank strolling down the Champs Elysees – manbag in one hand, bottle of Terre di Fannio in the other, white sweater swathed around his neck, concealing the bite marks and stubble rash from the previous few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can imagine @Frank strolling down the Champs Elysees – manbag in one hand, bottle of Terre di Fannio in the other, a white sweater swathed around his neck, concealing the bite marks and stubble rash from the previous few days. I don't want to imagine that. Fuck, too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't want to imagine that. Fuck, too late. Fingers crossed @Cuntybaws doesn't feel compelled to upload something on this occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can imagine @Frank strolling down the Champs Elysees – manbag in one hand, bottle of Terre di Fannio in the other, a white sweater swathed around his neck, concealing the bite marks and stubble rash from the previous few days. Wearing intentionally short skinny jeans, and deck shoes without socks. What a dreadful faggot-cunt he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Wearing intentionally short skinny jeans, and deck shoes without socks. What a dreadful faggot-cunt he is. I can definitely envisage the 'autumnal Sonny Crockett' deck shoes-no-socks look, though the jeans probably can't be too skinny nowadays as his incontinence padding might become visible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can definitely envisage the 'autumnal Sonny Crockett' deck shoes-no-socks look, though the jeans probably can't be too skinny nowadays as his incontinence padding might become visible. Ah yes. 'Sonny Crockett, the autumn years.' One of my finest moments. I still have nightmarish visions of those liver-spotted ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah yes. 'Sonny Crockett, the autumn years.' One of my finest moments. I still have nightmarish visions of those liver-spotted ankles. I'm surprised the trouser cuffs hide the catheter bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah yes. 'Sonny Crockett, the autumn years.' One of my finest moments. I still have nightmarish visions of those liver-spotted ankles. I can't think of a better comment ever made, pure class. But just think – those ankles probably have quite a history resting on others' shoulders. Hopefully tinnitus from his 'Girl From Ipanema' rendition and Rohypnol-laced cognacs have clouded their memories just enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Fingers crossed @Cuntybaws doesn't feel compelled to upload something on this occasion. Well, I wasn't intending to, but since you asked so nicely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, I wasn't intending to, but since you asked so nicely... Why has Woofles stripped down to his undercrackers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Say what you like about Frank but at least he's patriotic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Neil said: Say what you like about Frank but at least he's patriotic John Lobb- £750. With the trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: John Lobb- £750. With the trees. Three and half thousand for a pair a double monk JL’s these days Eric. 9 month waiting list.. 2 months just to make the last. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Three and half thousand for a pair a double monk JL’s these days Eric. 9 month waiting list.. 2 months just to make the last. idiot. Exact same thing available from Clarks for a twentieth of the cost. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Exact same thing available from Clarks for a twentieth of the cost. Idiot. Don’t be ridiculous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Three and half thousand for a pair a double monk JL’s these days Eric. 9 month waiting list.. 2 months just to make the last. Idiot. Anyone who spends £3500 on a pair of shoes, or any other item of clothing for that matter, is a total fucking idiot. Seriously, what an utter waste of money. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t be ridiculous. I've got a pair of 3 eyelet oxfords from Clarks. Soft, comfortable, stitched leather soles. Indistinguishable from the JL equivalent. £75. Nobody can tell when you're wearing them. Paying more is ridiculous. (Yes, I know. I just don't get it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, I wasn't intending to, but since you asked so nicely... I take it Punker's golf club hasn't seen this pic of him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: John Lobb- £750. With the trees. The only thing I want to lobb when seeing this is the contents of my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a pair of 3 eyelet oxfords from Clarks. Soft, comfortable, stitched leather soles. Indistinguishable from the JL equivalent. £75. Nobody can tell when you're wearing them. Paying more is ridiculous. (Yes, I know. I just don't get it.) Clarks? They don't have a secret compass in the heel, do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Anyone who spends £3500 on a pair of shoes, or any other item of clothing for that matter, is a total fucking idiot. Seriously, what an utter waste of money. Fuck off. I’d pay more for a barbed wire gag for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t be ridiculous. You silly old Quentin Roops treated me to these from Bellstaff, £450 reduced to £150 at the ashford outlet centre in kent, perfect for the Harley ride outs x https://ibb.co/yYdNgfq 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Watched some scientist on the box earlier spouting off about the new Ghurka flu that is coming to get us. But what detracted me from the bollocks he was talking about, was the fact that he was wearing a white sweater, tied around his neck. Now, in my book, this fashion fuck up ranks up there with Crocs, baseball caps, three quarter length trousers, cargo pants and socks with sandals. If you want to be taken seriously, don't appear in the media like some fucking 80s college boy model (or Frank). You're on TV news not in a Freemans catalogue. May I include very tight, chicken drumsticks shorts. Often worn by groups of chavs on the prowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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