Frank Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've been on a two day come down after five days of hitting the beak and generally acting like quite the cunt. What have I missed? I couldn’t care less where you’ve been. Make me laugh out loud or sling your hook. Fucking dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Take you fucking tongue out of inbred Norfolk cunts arsehole and get back to sucking off fellow swarthy looking degos. Have you ever swallowed a wop? No.. never swallowed a wop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: I couldn’t care less where you’ve been. Make me laugh out loud or sling your hook. Fucking dope. Watch your stupid cunt mouth. Your continued existence on here is only being tolerated due to my good will, which is rapidly diminishing. Give me a nom by the end of the day or I'll set the fucking dogs on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 9 hours ago, Frank said: I couldn’t care less where you’ve been. Make me laugh out loud or sling your hook. Fucking dope. 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Watch your stupid cunt mouth. Your continued existence on here is only being tolerated due to my good will, which is rapidly diminishing. Give me a nom by the end of the day or I'll set the fucking dogs on you. Gay for each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Gay for each other. Well.. I like him a lot. So what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: Well.. I like him a lot. So what? Tell it like it is Francis… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Tell it like it is Francis… I may have matchstick legs and a penchant for a suede loafer, but I’m not a gay man, DC. Decs and I have been buddies for over eight years and certainly won’t allow some old heinous curtain-twitching perv come between us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Just now, Frank said: I may have matchstick legs and a penchant for a suede loafer, but I’m not a gay man, DC. Decs and I have been buddies for over eight years and certainly won’t allow some old curtain-twitching perv come between us. Quite right. There’s a lack of respect in some quarters on here for the panache and style you both bring to this place. I’ll tell you something, I’ll not stand idly by and watch it happen for much longer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Quite right. There’s a lack of respect in some quarters on here for the panache and style you both bring to this place. I’ll tell you something, I’ll not stand idly by and watch it happen for much longer. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Quite right. There’s a lack of respect in some quarters on here for the panache and style you both bring to this place. I’ll tell you something, I’ll not stand idly by and watch it happen for much longer. I've got a list of targets I'm working on, once it's finalised I'll PM you and F the details. I don't want to give too much away at this point, but suffice to say Neil is at the top of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got a list of targets I'm working on, once it's finalised I'll PM you and F the details. I don't want to give too much away at this point, but suffice to say Neil is at the top of it. Neil? You'll never find him. His van moves like a phantom in the night. They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek him everywhere. Is he in his rascal? Or is he in hell? That damned elusive PimperNeil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 14/07/2021 at 23:32, Stubby Pecker said: Take you fucking tongue out of inbred Norfolk cunts arsehole and get back to sucking off fellow swarthy looking degos. Have you ever swallowed a wop? He’d struggle to swallow a newly hatched dung beetle if it crawled out of his ravaged dirtbox and made its way up to his gob. Even the thick coating of premium rentboy jizz on it wouldn’t be enough help to slide it down his matchstick thin throat. The cunt’s a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil? You'll never find him. His van moves like a phantom in the night. They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek him everywhere. Is he in his rascal? Or is he in hell? That damned elusive PimperNeil. Neil's easy to smoke out. All I'd need to do is dress up like an old tart and stand on any street corner in Norfolk looking vulnerable and drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Neil's easy to smoke out. All I'd need to do is dress up like an old tart and stand on any street corner in Norfolk looking vulnerable and drunk. To be fair, if you plan to do that in Wymondham there's only a miniscule chance of hitting the target. Most real women there look less appealing than a cross dressing rapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I've got a list of targets I'm working on, once it's finalised I'll PM you and F the details. I don't want to give too much away at this point, but suffice to say Neil is at the top of it. See your pm. I think it’s about time we met. Don’t you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I've got a list of targets I'm working on, once it's finalised I'll PM you and F the details. 1 minute ago, Frank said: See your pm. I think it’s about time we met. Don’t you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Frank said: See your pm. I think it’s about time we met. Don’t you? How many litres of KY would he need to bring with him given than you'd be trying to penetrate his dry tea towel holder in the manner of an undersexed Jack Russell within 5 minutes of meeting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Frank said: See your pm. I think it’s about time we met. Don’t you? Find each other on Grinder you pair of bumders 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 Everton’s pre-season training camp traditionally begins with a five a side contest. I gather this years’ winning team was Sigurdsson-Fuchs-Young-Boyes-Dailly. Eyethangyou, try the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Everton’s pre-season training camp traditionally begins with a five a side contest. I gather this years’ winning team was Sigurdsson-Fuchs-Young-Boyes-Dailly. Eyethangyou, try the fish. A meme that was doing the rounds on Saturday morning here in civilization LC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 Gylfi until proven innocent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Gylfi until proven innocent If it’s true, he’s a cock…have you seen his bird? 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A meme that was doing the rounds on Saturday morning here in civilization LC! A fair cop. I was surprised to not see it on The Corner is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 My mate, who is an interior designer,...... yeah ok he’s a fucking shirtlifter that doesn’t make him a bad person!....did some work at FA HQ recently. While there he accidentally stumbled across the checklist for England managers....... 1 Arselicker 2 Proven failure, couldn’t get a job anywhere else. 3 Wears nice suits 4 Yesman, does as he’s told 5 Remoaner 6 Woke 7 Doesn’t fuck secretaries at FA headquarters 8 Not known for a fondness for big brown envelopes or freebie weekends in Dubai 9 Has a lot of friends in the media 10 Wanker Just thought you might be interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A fair cop. I was surprised to not see it on The Corner is all. Glad to see it’s all going so well in the Peoples Republic of Australia Doc. How couldn’t it when you’ve got the NSW Police Assistant Commissioner Tony Cooke, releasing a reassuring statement to the public which reads......... ‘IF YOU BUY THINGS WE THINK YOU DON’T NEED, FOR EXAMPLE A PAIR OF SHOES. WE WILL ARREST YOU.’ Must make you want to move to N. Korea for a bit of peace and quiet eh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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