Don't suspend your disbelief, abandon it.

[Eric Cuntman]

I've just seen Mo Farah advertising Oral-B... allow me to stuff all the relevant factors into one convenient nutshell for you.

A FUCKING SOMALI IS THE FACE OF DENTAL HYGIENE!

Apologies to Arthur Fonzerelli. Jumping over a shark on a surfboard wasn't that fucking daft after all.

[scotty]

They can't have picked him for his charisma, his whiney drone reminds me of that caricatured boring priest in one of the Father Ted episodes. 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

They can't have picked him for his charisma, his whiney drone reminds me of that caricatured boring priest in one of the Father Ted episodes. 

Does he actually speak? I thought he just made clicking noises like 'Starvin Marvin'.

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I've just seen Mo Farah advertising Oral-B... allow me to stuff all the relevant factors into one convenient nutshell for you.

A FUCKING SOMALI IS THE FACE OF DENTAL HYGIENE!

Apologies to Arthur Fonzerelli. Jumping over a shark on a surfboard wasn't that fucking daft after all.

Nonsense. He is targeting the right audience with the right product. 
He should also become an ambassador for Triple Dry bo killer and tar soap.

 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

Let's face it, if you have seven adverts in an advert break you bet your fucking life that 6 of them have people of colour in them.  

I mean the new John Lewis xmas ad has a fucking alien of indeterminate gender in it. As well as a little colonial chappie. 

Lordy lordy looks a lordy   

[scotty]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Let's face it, if you have seven adverts in an advert break you bet your fucking life that 6 of them have people of colour in them.

Indeed. And don't forget that current legislation forces all advertisers to portray only mixed race couples in UK television advertising, preferably with the male being the black one. Unless the male is also being portrayed as a useless cunt, in which case he can be white (see the Cinch ads.) 

[Decimus]

8 minutes ago, scotty said:

Indeed. And don't forget that current legislation forces all advertisers to portray only mixed race couples in UK television advertising, preferably with the male being the black one. Unless the male is also being portrayed as a useless cunt, in which case he can be white (see the Cinch ads.) 

Got to work yesterday and there was some Joe Daki by the drinks machine in full hijab. Probably not a noteworthy tale for most people, but where I'm from you don't expect to get to your office in the morning and see that sort of shit. I'll be WFH if it continues.

 

 

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Got to work yesterday and there was some Joe Daki by the drinks machine in full hijab. Probably not a noteworthy tale for most people, but where I'm from you don't expect to get to your office in the morning and see that sort of shit. I'll be WFH if it continues.

She'll never play for fucking Yorkshire, then.

On the multicultural plus side, there was some lovely spicy gulab jamun to be had in the office this week. Much better than the hamantaschen some cunt brought in for Passover.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, scotty said:

Indeed. And don't forget that current legislation forces all advertisers to portray only mixed race couples in UK television advertising, preferably with the male being the black one. Unless the male is also being portrayed as a useless cunt, in which case he can be white (see the Cinch ads.) 

What is it with faecal ferrets and car ads? That Rylan creature and Schofield are all over it. Would you ever buy a car endorsed by sub-human perverts like this…ever? I want them burnt alive then killed, twice.

[Cuntybaws]

10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

What is it with faecal ferrets and car ads? That Rylan creature and Schofield are all over it. Would you ever buy a car endorsed by sub-human perverts like this…ever? I want them burnt alive then killed, twice.

It surely won't be long before we see Ru Paul advertising the Renault Fudgemaster, with Graham Norton blowing Paul O'Grady to demonstrate the ample space for rear passengers.

[Penny Farthing]

22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

What is it with faecal ferrets and car ads? That Rylan creature and Schofield are all over it. Would you ever buy a car endorsed by sub-human perverts like this…ever? I want them burnt alive then killed, twice.

There is no such legislation. All there is are ad agencies each trying to make their advert more edgy that the other ad agencies but tick all the boxes at the same time just in case someone calls them out. Advertising is actually out of control .. go onto arsebook and the newsfeed in inundated by fuckwits trying to sell identical products and/or services to every cunt in the UK who is over the age of 18 and somehow thinking that their message will get across without comprehending that they are annoying the fuck out of 99.999% of cunts who actually see their ad. Go to the news sites and what is happening there is Dog bites man no news man bites dog is news and each news media source trying to outdo the other because for most of them the revenue comes from the advertisers. UK news actually failed because to most people it simply was not interesting. Here in the wild west it is mostly white on white crime with a a tendency for a high proportion of it to be white indigenous on white east european crime.

[Penny Farthing]

8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It surely won't be long before we see Ru Paul advertising the Renault Fudgemaster, with Graham Norton blowing Paul O'Grady to demonstrate the ample space for rear passengers.

That as all been done before around 15 to 20 years ago with the Renault car that had the big arse.

 

[Cunty BigBollox]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Got to work yesterday and there was some Joe Daki by the drinks machine in full hijab. Probably not a noteworthy tale for most people, but where I'm from you don't expect to get to your office in the morning and see that sort of shit. I'll be WFH if it continues.

 

 

Your local authority you work for has probably got a box ticking policy of employing more BAME wallahs regardless of their ability. This stinks of discrimination towards any better qualified or competent white folk.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Rylan and Schofield are all over it. 

We Suck Any Cock .com

 

[Penny Farthing]

59 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Your local authority you work for has probably got a box ticking policy of employing more BAME wallahs regardless of their ability. This stinks of discrimination towards any better qualified or competent white folk.

It sounds more like there is 0.2% of the local population are full hijab wearing and said person is probably 0.1% of number of employees at Dickless's place of work .. if he has noticed it for the first time his workplace cannot be overrun with them.

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, scotty said:

Indeed. And don't forget that current legislation forces all advertisers to portray only mixed race couples in UK television advertising, preferably with the male being the black one. Unless the male is also being portrayed as a useless cunt, in which case he can be white (see the Cinch ads.) 

One thing that nearly makes me put my foot through the OLED everytime I see him is that fucking painted on beard, shrieking, talent void cunt, Rylan Clark. If there's one cunt that makes my shit hang sideways its him. 

[Penny Farthing]

29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

One thing that nearly makes me put my foot through the OLED everytime I see him is that fucking painted on beard, shrieking, talent void cunt, Rylan Clark. If there's one cunt that makes my shit hang sideways its him. 

I see that he has been married.

[Stubby Pecker]

6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Your local authority you work for has probably got a box ticking policy of employing more BAME wallahs regardless of their ability. This stinks of discrimination towards any better qualified or competent white folk.

This is of course Lundon-centric bullshite. There, every other cunt has some form of ethnicity that isn’t Anglo saxon, unlike the vast majority of the population whose DNA is largely still related to a very small pool in the local area. Fuck multiculturalism, all it does is cause division and bring out the worst in people. The BBC have taken this to a whole new level- just listen to radio 4, it might as well be broadcast in the Congo.

[King Billy]

20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

the new John Lewis xmas ad has a fucking alien of indeterminate gender in it. As well as a little colonial chappie. 

John Lewis, the department store of choice for colonial slave traders.

’Never knowingly undersold’

[King Billy]

9 hours ago, Clavo said:

There is no such legislation. All there is are ad agencies each trying to make their advert more edgy that the other ad agencies but tick all the boxes at the same time just in case someone calls them out. Advertising is actually out of control .. go onto arsebook and the newsfeed in inundated by fuckwits trying to sell identical products and/or services to every cunt in the UK who is over the age of 18 and somehow thinking that their message will get across without comprehending that they are annoying the fuck out of 99.999% of cunts who actually see their ad. Go to the news sites and what is happening there is Dog bites man no news man bites dog is news and each news media source trying to outdo the other because for most of them the revenue comes from the advertisers. UK news actually failed because to most people it simply was not interesting. Here in the wild west it is mostly white on white crime with a a tendency for a high proportion of it to be white indigenous on white east european crime.

For once I agree with you. The fact that the MSM always ignore your enormous cock, instead trying to sensationalise everything which doesn’t include your cock is proof enough for me.

[PANZER MURPHY]

6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This is of course Lundon-centric bullshite. There, every other cunt has some form of ethnicity that isn’t Anglo saxon, unlike the vast majority of the population whose DNA is largely still related to a very small pool in the local area. Fuck multiculturalism, all it does is cause division and bring out the worst in people. The BBC have taken this to a whole new level- just listen to radio 4, it might as well be broadcast in the Congo.

Ah its not that bad.. i listen to BBC radio 4 on long wave when im in the van coming home at night ..some interesting documentaries n the comic slots are quite good

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Stubby Pecker]

17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ah its not that bad.. i listen to BBC radio 4 on long wave when im in the van coming home at night ..some interesting documentaries n the comic slots are quite good

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I’ll agree with you there-some of the documentary’s are first class; one about Jane Goodall this evening.

However, the comic slots these days either tend to be populated with deeply unfunny women and Umbongo types the latter blaming their personal hang ups on colonialism. If it wasn’t for the civilizing lash of the British whip they’d still be eating lizards heads in some stinking malarial swamp and dying at 35. Just like the Irelanders

[PANZER MURPHY]

Interesting piece on a semi derelict bulk oil carrier off the coast of Yemen..its on the verge of falling apart n spilling billions of tonnes of oil but neither the Saudis or the rebel fighters in that hole will let anyone do anything about it 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

[and]

On 06/11/2021 at 16:55, Clavo said:

I see that he has been married.

Who's the lucky boy, Wolfie or Dickless?

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, Wolfi said:

Who's the lucky boy, Wolfie or Dickless?

How's your campaign going to get more mixed species relationships depicted on television?

One can only imagine the bemused faces of the editors of Points of View a few years back when you wrote in to demand that Well'ard embarked (lol) on a tumultuous and tawdry affair with Dot Cotton.