Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 Stubblet #2 has been sickly today so unfortunately no outdoors play on this lovely autumn day. Therefore a day in front of the telly wouldn’t hurt I thought. However, glancing in I saw a program called The Degineers, which I’m sure some of you parents (or ones allowed to be near children) are aware of. The basic premise is lucky kids get a den knocked up in the garden, a bit like a cross between DIY SOS and Jim’ll fix it but without the BBC sanctioned paedophilia of the latter. All good one might think, however, the male presenter was a clearly a screaming fucking shirt lifter who used all the Alan Carr catchphrases he could manage. I’ve got no real issue with homos, you’re born that way, but I do have a problem with young minds being exposed to wankers on telly prancing around and camping it up like a bunch of Larry Grayson bum boys on the hunt for a fresh piece of arse or a cock to drain. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bender asked the kids if they’ve got an older brother when the cameras aren’t rolling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Stubblet #2 has been sickly today so unfortunately no outdoors play on this lovely autumn day. Therefore a day in front of the telly wouldn’t hurt I thought. However, glancing in I saw a program called The Degineers, which I’m sure some of you parents (or ones allowed to be near children) are aware of. The basic premise is lucky kids get a den knocked up in the garden, a bit like a cross between DIY SOS and Jim’ll fix it but without the BBC sanctioned paedophilia of the latter. All good one might think, however, the male presenter was a clearly a screaming fucking shirt lifter who used all the Alan Carr catchphrases he could manage. I’ve got no real issue with homos, you’re born that way, but I do have a problem with young minds being exposed to wankers on telly prancing around and camping it up like a bunch of Larry Grayson bum boys on the hunt for a fresh piece of arse or a cock to drain. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bender asked the kids if they’ve got an older brother when the cameras aren’t rolling. Most kids programmes on the BBC that depict families have a person of colour shoehorned in there somewhere. One such one is about a speaking shaggy dog where one if the kids is of mixed race (half caste when I was a kid). Apparently mum's divorced and married a divorcee with a kid. Think Brady Bunch but more fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Stubblet #2 has been sickly today so unfortunately no outdoors play on this lovely autumn day. Therefore a day in front of the telly wouldn’t hurt I thought. However, glancing in I saw a program called The Degineers, which I’m sure some of you parents (or ones allowed to be near children) are aware of. The basic premise is lucky kids get a den knocked up in the garden, a bit like a cross between DIY SOS and Jim’ll fix it but without the BBC sanctioned paedophilia of the latter. All good one might think, however, the male presenter was a clearly a screaming fucking shirt lifter who used all the Alan Carr catchphrases he could manage. I’ve got no real issue with homos, you’re born that way, but I do have a problem with young minds being exposed to wankers on telly prancing around and camping it up like a bunch of Larry Grayson bum boys on the hunt for a fresh piece of arse or a cock to drain. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bender asked the kids if they’ve got an older brother when the cameras aren’t rolling. I don't think it's a recent thing, my childhood TV experience was inundated with turd burglars and age play fantasists. Benson-Phillips, Schofield, Anstis, Peters, Sharp, Brush Buchanan, Speight, need I go on? Any bloke who willingly chooses a career working with kids is a fucking wrong'un in my opinion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Stubblet #2 has been sickly today so unfortunately no outdoors play on this lovely autumn day. Therefore a day in front of the telly wouldn’t hurt I thought. However, glancing in I saw a program called The Degineers, which I’m sure some of you parents (or ones allowed to be near children) are aware of. The basic premise is lucky kids get a den knocked up in the garden, a bit like a cross between DIY SOS and Jim’ll fix it but without the BBC sanctioned paedophilia of the latter. All good one might think, however, the male presenter was a clearly a screaming fucking shirt lifter who used all the Alan Carr catchphrases he could manage. I’ve got no real issue with homos, you’re born that way, but I do have a problem with young minds being exposed to wankers on telly prancing around and camping it up like a bunch of Larry Grayson bum boys on the hunt for a fresh piece of arse or a cock to drain. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bender asked the kids if they’ve got an older brother when the cameras aren’t rolling. Fuck me! Are you sure it’s not called “The Degenerateers”? This is the BBC for fucks sake. Are you not familiar with their back catalogue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I don't think it's a recent thing, my childhood TV experience was inundated with turd burglars and age play fantasists. Benson-Phillips, Schofield, Anstis, Peters, Sharp, Brush Buchanan, Speight, need I go on? Any bloke who willingly chooses a career working with kids is a fucking wrong'un in my opinion. Yes, but in those days being an arse bandit was still more or less frowned upon. Today it’s loud and proud and in yer face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 Its life imitating art after that episode of The League of Gentlemen featuring the Legz Akimbo theatre group. Sick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 There's many who reckon Dale Winton was a poof as well. The dirty bastard took that to the grave with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 Peter Purves. Perhaps the least convincing pseudonym ever, it's like he wasn't even trying. At least John Nonces changed more than one letter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Most kids programmes on the BBC that depict families have a person of colour shoehorned in there somewhere. One such one is about a speaking shaggy dog where one if the kids is of mixed race (half caste when I was a kid). Apparently mum's divorced and married a divorcee with a kid. Think Brady Bunch but more fucking annoying. I'd like to see an honest Christmas advert... The camera pans to the corner of the room and Grandma's chair... "I've been playing the imaginary grandma in this imaginary family for 15 years. My imaginary daughter is in the kitchen. My imaginary grandchildren are nearly grown up. I would like to know what all these fucking darkies are doing here though." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'd like to see an honest Christmas advert... The camera pans to the corner of the room and Grandma's chair... "I've been playing the imaginary grandma in this imaginary family for 15 years. My imaginary daughter is in the kitchen. My imaginary grandchildren are nearly grown up. I would like to know what all these fucking darkies are doing here though." And to cap it all......its always snowing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 I'm telling you now, If that Mr Tumble turns out to be a wrong 'un there's going to be hell to pay. "Lets look at Mr Tumbles spotty bag" Bluuuurrrgggh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 The less said about Tufty's "club" the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 55 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The less said about Tufty's "club" the better. That Hartley Hare from Pipkins was definitely a wrong 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Bagpuff? Gay School Rentapoof Dyker Grove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gay School Rentapoof Dyker Grove Handy Pandy Finger Bob's Doctor Who (no change neccessary) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 19 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't think it's a recent thing, my childhood TV experience was inundated with turd burglars and age play fantasists. Benson-Phillips, Schofield, Anstis, Peters, Sharp, Brush Buchanan, Speight, need I go on? Any bloke who willingly chooses a career working with kids is a fucking wrong'un in my opinion. I'm surprised you didn't mention 'defunding' the BBC, oh, you can't, because that would mean you stopping paying the licence fee, and you still ain't got the balls to do that. Keep paying, keep complaining, it's never ending. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Bill & Bent Watch with mother fucker Camberdick Green Scatweazel Blakes under 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: Bill & Bent Watch with mother fucker Camberdick Green Scatweazel Blakes under 7 Jim'll Fuck Anything Cumhouse Jackoffnory Run The Risk (of being fiddled) Micky Finn Mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 I bet Emu wasn't the only one to get Rod Hull's fist up his arse in The Pink Windmill. 🎵 There's somebody at the door, There's somebody at the door🎵... that'll be operation yewtree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Goober said: That Hartley Hare from Pipkins was definitely a wrong 'un. And ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest judgetwi Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 I recently saw, on an American website, a clip from “The Muppet Babies”. Gonzo confessed to being a trannie, broke down in tears, and said he was ashamed of himself. (No, it wasn’t a spoof) His mates (Kermit, Miss Piggy etc) gathered around him and gave him the full Schofield, telling him how brave and courageous he was and had nothing to be ashamed of. Then Fozzy bear sucked off the Swedish Chef. (No, fair enough, I just made that shit up!) Obviously I don’t watch kids tv but I have been long aware of the blatant misandry in Peppa Pig, a franchise recently lionised by our pussy whipped Prime Minister. The pussification of western society continues apace. Daddy and George Pig are a pair of wankers who would be eaten alive by the Peacefuls if wasn’t for the superstitions so firmly lodged in their backward primitive minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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