Misti Leitz

[Uncle Meatus]

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's appropriate and correct to refer to it as Down's syndrome as opposed to Down syndrome if you're within the EU or the UK. The latter is a style acceptable to gun toting, cousin fucking idiots and not our native people.

The first thing you need to consider is that this isn't an American website and as such the vast majority of members are British. 

The second thing you need to consider is that you've just outed yourself as an American with your pathetic attempt to correct and shame an Englishman. 

We don't take kindly to Yanks here, ask your good mate Salty. Either you retract your statement and offer a full and sincee apology, or I'm going to end you.

 

I'm no yank son and I'm sorry you have an extremely small penis.

[Dyslexic cnut]

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's appropriate and correct to refer to it as Down's syndrome as opposed to Down syndrome if you're within the EU or the UK. The latter is a style acceptable to gun toting, cousin fucking idiots and not our native people.

The first thing you need to consider is that this isn't an American website and as such the vast majority of members are British. 

The second thing you need to consider is that you've just outed yourself as an American with your pathetic attempt to correct and shame an Englishman. 

We don't take kindly to Yanks here, ask your good mate Salty. Either you retract your statement and offer a full and sincee apology, or I'm going to end you.

 

When I was sailing down the Volga, past Paris, the French kept shouting ‘trisomie vingt et un, conasse!’ at me, so the EU thing may be wrong there.

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

When I was sailing down the Volga, past Paris, the French kept shouting ‘trisomie vingt et un, conasse!’ at me, so the EU thing may be wrong there.

Volga? Paris? This is a trap innit?

[camberwell gypsy]

On 01/12/2021 at 17:45, Uncle Meatus said:

This fucking abomination just won "Homemade : Britain's best woodworker" and I'm not joking. 

I like a bit of joinery and metalwork but fuck me pink.....this thing says it's "transitioning"....into what?  It's always going to be a bald, brown toothed, leggings wearing, pirate obsessed cunt that sounds like Spider from coronation street circa 1999.

Magners is a cunt.

That's a nice wood sculpture of Gary Lineker though! 

[Decimus]

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

When I was sailing down the Volga, past Paris, the French kept shouting ‘trisomie vingt et un, conasse!’ at me, so the EU thing may be wrong there.

You're lucky you didn't run into any Bengal tigers.

[Decimus]

@Earl of Punkape spit it out or fuck off. I'm sick and tired of you peeping through the window with your cock in your hand.

[Decimus]

11 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

I'm no yank son and I'm sorry you have an extremely small penis.

If I fucking find out that you are an American you can consider yourself to be dead meatus.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Volga? Paris? This is a trap innit?

Not to Mrs Roops it’s not.

[Uncle Meatus]

29 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If I fucking find out that you are an American you can consider yourself to be dead meatus.

Relax oh yee with the extra thumbs, I'm from Riotsville Norn Iron...lol

[Dyslexic cnut]

12 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Copied and pasted from the first Web search so not my original work. By the way you spelled Paraplegic incorrectly...

Can you translate this groundbreaking comedienne’s work for me, Meaty? Fucked if I can and I think you ‘speak-a-da-lingo.’ Probably.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00121pt#xtor=CS8-1000-[Promo_Box]-[News_Promo]-[News_Promo]-[PS_SOUNDS~N~m00121pt~P_RosieJonesBoxTickerTooDisability]

[Uncle Meatus]

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Can you translate this groundbreaking comedienne’s work for me, Meaty? Fucked if I can and I think you ‘speak-a-da-lingo.’ Probably.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00121pt#xtor=CS8-1000-[Promo_Box]-[News_Promo]-[News_Promo]-[PS_SOUNDS~N~m00121pt~P_RosieJonesBoxTickerTooDisability]

Yeah, she says thanks for the threesome with her and Adam Pearson.

[Goober]

46 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Yeah, she says thanks for the threesome with her and Adam Pearson.

Fucking fuck. Try to imagine, if you dare, Rosie sitting on your face and elephant man noshing on your old chap simultaneously. 

Only a seriously depraved cunt could maintain wood. 

[Goober]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

You're lucky you didn't run into any Bengal tigers.

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Yeah, she says thanks for the threesome with her and Adam Pearson.

Do some research, Meatball…I only finger them and I’d only damage a digit on her callipers. She’s not my type.

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said:

I'm from Riotsville Norn Iron...lol

Don't tease me with that old Norn shite. If you're Gurt, Quincy, an American or indeed a beast, I'll fucking smoke you out by Sunday.

Prepare your arsehole for some vigorous probing.

[Wolfie]

17 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Down vs. Down’s

• NDSS uses the preferred spelling, Down syndrome, rather than Down’s syndrome.
• Down syndrome is named for the English physician John Langdon Down, who characterized the condition, but did not have it. An “apostrophe s” connotes ownership or possession.
• While Down syndrome is listed in many dictionaries with both popular spellings (with or without an apostrophe s), the preferred usage in the United States is Down syndrome. The AP Stylebook recommends using “Down syndrome,” as well.

Fucking useless wanker.

I'm all for being challenged by new blood, so on the surface I welcome your boldness. Cutting & pasting from an American website however isn't sitting comfortably with me. The practitioner who identified Down's syndrome was English; this is a British website; and there's simply no place putting forward a weak argument by quoting a load of fucking verbose bollocks directly from a Yank site. As with Alzheimer's (so named after a German neurologist, despite the Americans dropping the apostrophe), such punctuation actually makes complete sense.

If you envisage a future on this website, at least: 1) do your fucking research without taking the lazy option; and 2) be original, without using someone else's words. I will be observing you closely in the coming days, and if I find you are in breach of either point, you'll deeply regret it.

You've been warned.

[Cunty BigBollox]

17 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Down vs. Down’s

• NDSS uses the preferred spelling, Down syndrome, rather than Down’s syndrome.
• Down syndrome is named for the English physician John Langdon Down, who characterized the condition, but did not have it. An “apostrophe s” connotes ownership or possession.
• While Down syndrome is listed in many dictionaries with both popular spellings (with or without an apostrophe s), the preferred usage in the United States is Down syndrome. The AP Stylebook recommends using “Down syndrome,” as well.

Fucking useless wanker.

I knew a woman whose knickers suffered from Down Syndrome.

[Wolfie]

5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I knew a woman whose knickers suffered from Down Syndrome.

 Fuck off Drew, you painfully unfunny wanker.

[Uncle Meatus]

29 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I'm all for being challenged by new blood, so on the surface I welcome your boldness. Cutting & pasting from an American website however isn't sitting comfortably with me. The practitioner who identified Down's syndrome was English; this is a British website; and there's simply no place putting forward a weak argument by quoting a load of fucking verbose bollocks directly from a Yank site. As with Alzheimer's (so named after a German neurologist, despite the Americans dropping the apostrophe), such punctuation actually makes complete sense.

If you envisage a future on this website, at least: 1) do your fucking research without taking the lazy option; and 2) be original, without using someone else's words. I will be observing you closely in the coming days, and if I find you are in breach of either point, you'll deeply regret it.

You've been warned.

Welp! You and Dickmouse have me trembling so much I'm gonna have to head over to mumsnet for some backup.

[Decimus]

23 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Welp! You and Dickmouse have me trembling so much I'm gonna have to head over to mumsnet for some backup.

I've only ever been called Dickmouse by two other members, one of whom, Manky, is thankfully dead. Coincidentally, though, the other was a yee-hawing, dead dad in the boot type, closet American cunt. 

On that note, I look forward to finishing what I started with you, Wizardfuckingsleeve.

 

 

[Cunty BigBollox]

47 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 Fuck off Drew, you painfully unfunny wanker.

Quality.........from a mong like you anyhow.

[Stubby Pecker]

5 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Relax oh yee with the extra thumbs, I'm from Riotsville Norn Iron...lol

@King Billy & @PANZER MURPHY to the main forum- he's one of your lot, a sticking fucking bog trotter

[King Billy]

16 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

When I was sailing down the Volga, past Paris, the French kept shouting ‘trisomie vingt et un, conasse!’ at me, so the EU thing may be wrong there.

That threesome with the gorgeous twins you were boasting about the other week DC. A mate of mine who wasn’t there but wouldn’t lie to me, told me today that Jedward both agreed it was fucking awful, and possibly the worst they’d ever been paid to participate in.

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

@King Billy & @PANZER MURPHY to the main forum- he's one of your lot, a sticking fucking bog trotter

Aye right. We’ll see about that. 
So we will. 

[Uncle Meatus]

15 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've only ever been called Dickmouse by two other members, one of whom, Manky, is thankfully dead. Coincidentally, though, the other was a yee-hawing, dead dad in the boot type, closet American cunt. 

On that note, I look forward to finishing what I started with you, Wizardfuckingsleeve.

 

 

Wrong again old chap. Looks like I'm in for a kicking then. At least you'll get to try out your new faux Clarks Wallabees you got in the Black Friday sale at Shoe Zone.