Cillian Murphy Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 That`s it, that`s the Nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 I`ll give it three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 Get fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 23 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: That`s it, that`s the Nom. You've spelled "Pish Nomination" wrong. Which is a shame, because Kumar is indeed a cunt, albeit not as big as cunt as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get fucked. Excellent reply there Decimus. A very well thought out reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You've spelled "Pish Nomination" wrong. Which is a shame, because Kumar is indeed a cunt, albeit not as big as cunt as you. Brilliant reply. Top notch humour, can I use your "not as big as a cunt as you" in the future. Comedy genius... I love your quick, cutting edge reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 I can see what you have done there...You have turned "Nish Kumar" into "Pish Nomination" I salute your comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 42 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: That`s it, that`s the Nom. This fucking buffoon makes my piss fizz. Somebody please kill him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 Agreed Cillian, I fucking hate this guffawing waiter with a passion but until you get an avatar you too can go boil your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Cillian Murphy said: That`s it, that`s the Nom. I'm going to send a Terminator T-101 back in time to stamp on the Prokaryote that you evolved from. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't mind if he just admitted he was Albert fucking Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Cillian Murphy said: That`s it, that`s the Nom. Cillian, I can't help but think it'd be better if you were dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 28 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Cillian, I can't help but think it'd be better if you were dead. He refuses to die, just like a cunt called Ding who was before your time. I relentlessly attacked him for two years straight every time he popped his disgusting northern head above the parapet. The filthy slurs and abuse I came up with were unparalleled in their viciousnes, but he weathered it all and carried on regardless. Cillian may not be as prolifically fucking awful as the Ding idiot, but his hide is certainly almost as fucking thick as him. If anyone can kill him before the financial year end I would be eternally grateful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: He refuses to die, just like a cunt called Ding who was before your time. I relentlessly attacked him for two years straight every time he popped his disgusting northern head above the parapet. The filthy slurs and abuse I came up with were unparalleled in their viciousnes, but he weathered it all and carried on regardless. Cillian may not be as prolifically fucking awful as the Ding idiot, but his hide is certainly almost as fucking thick as him. If anyone can kill him before the financial year end I would be eternally grateful. Just to reiterate, I hated, hated FUCKING HATED Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 Let's get back on track with the nom; Kumar is one of the 'gravy train' comedians whose routine is based on his ethnicity that leaves the mainly white middle class audience pissing themselves laughing at every thing the unfunny cunt says. These comedians have fuck all on the old school comedians like Jim Davidson, Bernard Manning and Jim Bowen who would run the gauntlet of the tough Northern clubs. Cunts like Kumar and his elk would need a riot shield to keep the shower of glasses and bottles that would rain down on them in a Barnsley CIU club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: He refuses to die, just like a cunt called Ding who was before your time. I relentlessly attacked him for two years straight every time he popped his disgusting northern head above the parapet. The filthy slurs and abuse I came up with were unparalleled in their viciousnes, but he weathered it all and carried on regardless. Cillian may not be as prolifically fucking awful as the Ding idiot, but his hide is certainly almost as fucking thick as him. If anyone can kill him before the financial year end I would be eternally grateful. It appears @Cillian Murphy is from the school of stubborn, refuse to die cunts where @Dead Penelope is the head master. Here's hoping Dead Penelope talks him to death, after he's killed @Dyslexic cnut , @SDC, and all the rest of the utter cunts that infest the place. I wish they were all dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Let's get back on track with the nom; Kumar is one of the 'gravy train' comedians whose routine is based on his ethnicity that leaves the mainly white middle class audience pissing themselves laughing at every thing the unfunny cunt says. These comedians have fuck all on the old school comedians like Jim Davidson, Bernard Manning and Jim Bowen who would run the gauntlet of the tough Northern clubs. Cunts like Kumar and his elk would need a riot shield to keep the shower of glasses and bottles that would rain down on them in a Barnsley CIU club. I don't find Kumar funny in the slightest. He's clearly only made a career for himself because he's brown and connected behind the scenes. That being said, I can't say I've ever tittered at the time warp "my mother in law's a cunt and my neighbour's a paki" humour of the other three you mentioned. There are plenty of old school comedians from that era that I do appreciate, and there are also a few current ones who hit the mark. Comedy is obviously subjective, but I think the key is that the performer needs to steer clear of their own political ideologies, be that extreme left or extreme right wing views. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't find Kumar funny in the slightest. He's clearly only made a career for himself because he's brown and connected behind the scenes. That being said, I can't say I've ever tittered at the time warp "my mother in law's a cunt and my neighbour's a paki" humour of the other three you mentioned. There are plenty of old school comedians from that era that I do appreciate, and there are also a few current ones who hit the mark. Comedy is obviously subjective, but I think the key is that the performer needs to steer clear of their own political ideologies, be that extreme left or extreme right wing views. To be honest I agree with you on what you say about those three. I just came up with them randomly. What I'm saying is that they would have run the gauntlet of drunken northern monkeys, tanked up on cheap light and bitter hurling abuse at them. Kumar and his type perform mainly in front of lefty, middle class punters who, if they didn't find them funny, would titter anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 Any thoughts on the abrupt end of Jimmy Carr's career? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kumar and his elk Fuck me, and I thought Rod Hull and Emu was a shit act. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Any thoughts on the abrupt end of Jimmy Carr's career? Have you actually watched it? 55 minutes of unfunny shite, followed by a brief, well-reasoned, awareness-raising piece about gypsies with no slagging of Jews whatsoever. It's the first 55 minutes that should deservedly kill his career - rape jokes are so yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Comedy is obviously subjective, but I think the key is that the performer needs to steer clear of their own political ideologies, be that extreme left or extreme right wing views. Chic Murray RIP , Sean Lock RIP .. that is all and goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you actually watched it? 55 minutes of unfunny shite, followed by a brief, well-reasoned, awareness-raising piece about gypsies with no slagging of Jews whatsoever. It's the first 55 minutes that should deservedly kill his career - rape jokes are so yesterday. God no! I don't like stand-up comedy, I couldn't care less what he actually said. I'm more interested in the row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me, and I thought Rod Hull and Emu was a shit act. Their TV aerial installation firm didn't take off. Well, Rod Hull did. Off the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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