200,000 Ukrainians

[Decimus]

16 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I wouldn't hold my breath mate. Those suffering with the early symptoms of wet brain are barely able to find their own way home.

 

Drew's Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome seems to have rapidly progressed over the last few weeks if his recent output is anything to go by. 

Imagine the state of his fucking maggot.

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, Dead Penelope said:

Stuart Hall was a bit of a lad.

Get your ‘lad’ out.

[Cunty BigBollox]

26 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Jesus Christ, it's not even Drewsday and you're still not getting it. 

As you were, you thick wanker. Let me know once you've worked it out.

 

 

I get it. You're saying you live in a shit-hole by the sea. Look on the bright side though, at least you'll be able to get your car washed for fuck all.

[Cunty BigBollox]

9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Drew's Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome seems to have rapidly progressed over the last few weeks if his recent output is anything to go by. 

Imagine the state of his fucking maggot.

Are you bent?

[Decimus]

Just now, Cunty BigBollox said:

I get it. You're saying you live in a shit-hole by the sea. Look on the bright side though, at least you'll be able to get your car washed for fuck all.

If you'd engage your brain and limited memory recall, you'd remember that I live in West Caister, not Caister-On-Sea. It's not directly next to the coast and the average house price is 200k more expensive. 

If you are thick enough to think that there are any blacks, Slavs, chavs or scum in a hamlet with less than 100 houses then you're obviously still over the limit from yesterday. 

 

[Cunty BigBollox]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If you'd engage your brain and limited memory recall, you'd remember that I live in West Caister, not Caister-On-Sea. It's not directly next to the coast and the average house price is 200k more expensive. 

If you are thick enough to think that there are any blacks, Slavs, chavs or scum in a hamlet with less than 100 houses then you're obviously still over the limit from yesterday. 

 

It's not a hamlet you twat and the only decent building there is the one built by Falstaff.

[Decimus]

Just now, Cunty BigBollox said:

It's not a hamlet you twat and the only decent building there is the one built by Falstaff.

Whatever it is, I'd say the house prices are a damn sight higher than whatever Dereham suburb your bungalow festers within.

 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

20 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Good old Boris, getting his cock out to boast that we can house 200,000 Ukrainian refugees. Where exactly are we going to house them, you dull cunt? And who's paying for their benefits, fags and Sky telly? I'm not even sure what Ukrainians do - Romanians wash cars, Peacefuls blow things up and Somalians get a bit stabby but nobody actually knows what these fuckers do. Bad stuff, I shouldn't wonder.

We've only just got rid of the Poles, for fuck sake. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

We've only just got rid of the Poles, for fuck sake. 

I like polish females. Monika and Klaudia for a start.

[Cunty BigBollox]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Whatever it is, I'd say the house prices are a damn sight higher than whatever Dereham suburb your bungalow festers within.

 

 

The bungalow is in a place with 'Thorpe' in its name. I'll leave it for you to guess whether it's Thorpe St Andrew, Thorpe Marriot, Burnham Thorpe or Thorpe Market but the most famous habitant was actually disabled too.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The bungalow is in a place with 'Thorpe' in its name. I'll leave it for you to guess whether it's Thorpe St Andrew, Thorpe Marriot, Burnham Thorpe or Thorpe Market but the most famous habitant was actually disabled too.

Thorpe is 4 miles from me. Near Harwich though, so you'd feel at home with the 14 fingered inhabitants. I'm guessing there are a lot of Thorpe's.

[camberwell gypsy]

7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The bungalow is in a place with 'Thorpe' in its name. I'll leave it for you to guess whether it's Thorpe St Andrew, Thorpe Marriot, Burnham Thorpe or Thorpe Market but the most famous habitant was actually disabled too.

Does this place have the word 'cunt' in its name? 

[Total Cuntbreed]

I would rather have a million Ukranians over here who would want to work than all the fucking raghead cunts from various shitholes of the world crossing the Channel to sponge off the taxpayer for the rest of their lives.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thorpe is 4 miles from me. Near Harwich though, so you'd feel at home with the 14 fingered inhabitants. I'm guessing there are a lot of Thorpe's.

Jeremy?

[Major Cunt]

I've just had an email from Withers thanks to the burner I smuggled into the cooler and then left in his possession prior to my release. The CC chokey is actually the former Spandau jail. Apparently the deeds were included in Proper's purchase of the site. 

He's currently tending to Rudolph Hess's former garden in an attempt to take his mind off being in Putin's reach if he decides to keep moving West. 

According to the insolvent, snail munching, goose bothering old cunt there's some unreported news from France. Shops have almost sold out of white pillow cases, trainers, and KY Kelly. Given their previous experiences of invaders coming from the West they're going to adopt the traditional national and genetical war plan

He's also asked if anyone could purchase a £15 top up voucher.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Total Cuntbreed said:

I would rather have a million Ukranians over here who would want to work than all the fucking raghead cunts from various shitholes of the world crossing the Channel to sponge off the taxpayer for the rest of their lives.

I offered to take in a couple of Ukrainian refugees. Imagine my delight when the Home Office contacted me yesterday to say that a pair of 21 year old identical twins would be arriving on Friday. All day I’ve been planning a welcome party for Friday night for the 3 of us. Vodka, beetroot soup, loads of sniff, pornhub on my 65” Bang and Olafson and a dozen Rhohypnol just in case of any language difficulties later.

Stefan has just texted me to say that he and his brother Dimitri should be arriving around lunch time Friday. 🤭

[Goober]

29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The bungalow is in a place with 'Thorpe' in its name. I'll leave it for you to guess whether it's Thorpe St Andrew, Thorpe Marriot, Burnham Thorpe or Thorpe Market but the most famous habitant was actually disabled too.

Bowthorpe.

I fucking knew it. 

[Guest judgetwi]

Leaving aside the dinghy raiders, the Afghan “translators” and this bunch of “refugees” we’ve been importing 1500 Hong Kong Phooeys a week since January 2021. That’s been kept very quiet. Next up….the Russian “dissidents” who have slagged off Vlad the Impaler (so brave) and then the Taiwanese who are about to be fucked up the arse by Charlie Chan. No doubt there will be some massive earthquake in some shithole and we’ll have those motherfuckers over here as well. 
This is what happens when you have a country run by posh, virtual signalling cunts who are so flush they don’t have to worry about anything. We’re fucked.

[ratcum]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Leaving aside the dinghy raiders, the Afghan “translators” and this bunch of “refugees” we’ve been importing 1500 Hong Kong Phooeys a week since January 2021. That’s been kept very quiet. Next up….the Russian “dissidents” who have slagged off Vlad the Impaler (so brave) and then the Taiwanese who are about to be fucked up the arse by Charlie Chan. No doubt there will be some massive earthquake in some shithole and we’ll have those motherfuckers over here as well. 
This is what happens when you have a country run by posh, virtual signalling cunts who are so flush they don’t have to worry about anything. We’re fucked.

As you're one of the few cunts on here with his head screwed on, I'll pose this question to you Jewdy:

If NATO hadn't absorbed all the former Warsaw pact countries and had given legally binding assurances that it wouldn't do the same with Ukraine, do you think any of this current shit would be happening?

Rat

[Roadkill]

28 minutes ago, ratcum said:

As you're one of the few cunts on here with his head screwed on, I'll pose this question to you Jewdy:

If NATO hadn't absorbed all the former Warsaw pact countries and had given legally binding assurances that it wouldn't do the same with Ukraine, do you think any of this current shit would be happening?

Rat

Probably not, Ratty. But then we'd just be fighting over moon gas or some shit, wouldn't we? And then we'd end up like the Klingons from Star Trek, with a big fucking blown up half-a-moon stuck up there like a bunch of tramps.

And then we'd end up with a bunch of moon refugees, who would be a bunch of moaning cunts because their gay moon bones hurt in manly gravity.

[Penny Farthing]

14 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Probably not, Ratty. But then we'd just be fighting over moon gas or some shit, wouldn't we? And then we'd end up like the Klingons from Star Trek, with a big fucking blown up half-a-moon stuck up there like a bunch of tramps.

I think that Ze Rat has something here. The issue for Russia is that for good reason they do not trust anyone .. I think that I read somewhere that the name Ukraine was derived from Borderlands .. to Russia "The Ukraine" is just that .. a borderland or barrier that protects it from the countries that in the past have invaded it .. yes Vlad is mad but what other choice would a "sensible" Russian leader have to protect the interests of Russia?

[Roadkill]

Just now, Dead Penelope said:

I think that Ze Rat has something here. The issue for Russia is that for good reason they do not trust anyone .. I think that I read somewhere that the name Ukraine was derived from Borderlands .. to Russia "The Ukraine" is just that .. a borderland or barrier that protects it from the countries that in the past have invaded it .. yes Vlad is mad but what other choice would a "sensible" Russian leader have to protect the interests of Russia?

Don't know, don't care. I'm still in a mood with Vlad for cock teasing me with the nuclear button and not following through, so we're not talking at the moment.

[Cuntybaws]

25 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

But then we'd just be fighting over moon gas or some shit, wouldn't we? And then we'd end up like the Klingons from Star Trek, with a big fucking blown up half-a-moon stuck up there like a bunch of tramps.

And then we'd end up with a bunch of moon refugees, who would be a bunch of moaning cunts because their gay moon bones hurt in manly gravity.

That's the nightmare scenario, all right.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's the nightmare scenario, all right.

Don't get me wrong - I'm all for nuking the absolute shit out of the moon - but we should do it before people move in or they'll just whinge about it.

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Don't get me wrong - I'm all for nuking the absolute shit out of the moon - but we should do it before people move in or they'll just whinge about it.