Ape™️ Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 I knew cunts did this sort of shit, but hadn’t realised it was a recognised “thing”. Walking home from work earlier this week I heard some absolute wanker on LBC explaining all about his nesting partner - a woman that lived in his house and had shared access to him along with his fucking wife. His kids apparently referred to this third person as mum, and since she and his wife were very different people, they went on dates that were also very different. The cunt then went on to say how employers needed to be more aware of such relationships, as he might have to have time off work to look after his wife or his nesting partner. I was genuinely staggered by this absolute load of fucking shit. What on earth is becoming of people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 There's a line from the song 'Papillon" by Editors which I apply to bullshittery like this "If there really was a God here, he'd have raised a hand by now". Meaning that there needs to be something done to end this fucking bollocks. I include all the LGBQTQPR+ crap in that as well. I have nothing for or against people included in this but I just want them to shut the fuck up and get on with their life without announcing everything to anyone who they think gives a fuck. Like the joke "How do you tell if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you, don't worry about that." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 I hope Putin presses the fucking button, the world is fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 This just sounds like the spastic,.... sorry I meant human equivalent of a fucking cuckoo. What a pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 What happens when you go out with the other lads for a colonic irrigation followed by a chia latte (sounds like the sort of thing cunts like this would do) and when you return home your nesting wives are munching each others rugs??? You get resigned to the fucking spare room for being a divvy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What happens when you go out with the other lads for a colonic irrigation How often do you and the ‘lads’ meet up for this sort of thing? And wouldn’t it be better to not do it out in public? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: when you return home your nesting wives are munching each others rugs??? You have her bags packed, ready for her in the morning. At least that's what I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I knew cunts did this sort of shit, but hadn’t realised it was a recognised “thing”. Walking home from work earlier this week I heard some absolute wanker on LBC explaining all about his nesting partner - a woman that lived in his house and had shared access to him along with his fucking wife. His kids apparently referred to this third person as mum, and since she and his wife were very different people, they went on dates that were also very different. The cunt then went on to say how employers needed to be more aware of such relationships, as he might have to have time off work to look after his wife or his nesting partner. I was genuinely staggered by this absolute load of fucking shit. What on earth is becoming of people? They've been doing this in Norfolk and Harwich for centuries. But they call them 'siblings'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 It’s not that unusual, it’s just that we have a 24 hour news cycle these days so there’s a lot of space to fill. When I was a kid there was a family who lived in our street……a woman, 2 kids and 2 blokes living there, one of whom was a “lodger”. Earwigging our parents’ conversations (yes people knew who lived in their street in those days) she was fucking both of them. Of course that was never made clear to us…….it wasn’t like today when you go to school and get told that bumming and pretending you are a woman (take note Mr Roops) is perfectly normal and acceptable. Anyway, her children were our mates so why rock the boat? I remember lending my roller skates to her daughter, Julie, and never saw them again. Still, a few years later I did see her fanny so I can’t complain. Different world eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I knew cunts did this sort of shit, but hadn’t realised it was a recognised “thing”. Walking home from work earlier this week I heard some absolute wanker on LBC explaining all about his nesting partner - a woman that lived in his house and had shared access to him along with his fucking wife. His kids apparently referred to this third person as mum, and since she and his wife were very different people, they went on dates that were also very different. The cunt then went on to say how employers needed to be more aware of such relationships, as he might have to have time off work to look after his wife or his nesting partner. I was genuinely staggered by this absolute load of fucking shit. What on earth is becoming of people? I think this is a good idea, what with the state the majority of our women get into once they pass 35, I can't blame the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What happens when you go out with the other lads for a colonic irrigation followed by a chia latte (sounds like the sort of thing cunts like this would do) and when you return home your nesting wives are munching each others rugs??? You get resigned to the fucking spare room for being a divvy cunt. Shut up Big Bollock, you'd be lucky to get a woman... let alone a nesting one also. You Lynx Africa wearing idiot. Lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Shut up Big Bollock, you'd be lucky to get a woman... let alone a nesting one also. You Lynx Africa wearing idiot. Lol Old Chaps ArseCrack, when I want the opinion of a spaz I'll ask for it, in the meantime, kindly fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Shut up Big Bollock, you'd be lucky to get a woman... let alone a nesting one also. You Lynx Africa wearing idiot. Lol He really is a complete bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 Just now, Ape™️ said: He really is a complete bellend. Concurred. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They've been doing this in Norfolk and Harwich for centuries. But they call them 'siblings'. Middlewich as well .. there is a cunt there with three "wives". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 21 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I knew cunts did this sort of shit, but hadn’t realised it was a recognised “thing”. Walking home from work earlier this week I heard some absolute wanker on LBC explaining all about his nesting partner - a woman that lived in his house and had shared access to him along with his fucking wife. His kids apparently referred to this third person as mum, and since she and his wife were very different people, they went on dates that were also very different. The cunt then went on to say how employers needed to be more aware of such relationships, as he might have to have time off work to look after his wife or his nesting partner. I was genuinely staggered by this absolute load of fucking shit. What on earth is becoming of people? Soppy Cunt, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a line from the song 'Papillon" by Editors which I apply to bullshittery like this "If there really was a God here, he'd have raised a hand by now". Meaning that there needs to be something done to end this fucking bollocks. I include all the LGBQTQPR+ crap in that as well. I have nothing for or against people included in this but I just want them to shut the fuck up and get on with their life without announcing everything to anyone who they think gives a fuck. Like the joke "How do you tell if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you, don't worry about that." You wanna suck my chubby gyps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 35 minutes ago, Fatty Junior said: You wanna suck my chubby gyps Calling your chipolata a "chubby" is a bit pretentious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Calling your chipolata a "chubby" is a bit pretentious. You could just whisper sweet nothings in his ear. You won't even need to be in the same room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 23 hours ago, Neil said: I hope Putin presses the fucking button, the world is fucked. This evening, instead of washing some Viagra down with Foster's for your usual mancave wank, take a couple of strong 10mg diazepam, gently aided by a nice, smoky Islay single malt, and watch this. Sleep well Neil, you wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This evening, instead of washing some Viagra down with Foster's for your usual mancave wank, take a couple of strong 10mg diazepam, gently aided by a nice, smoky Islay single malt, and watch this. Sleep well Neil, you wanker. The worst stand up comedian I've ever seen. The cunt even believes in dinosaurs, soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Concurred. Fucking hell, a 3-way bender sandwich is developing here. Have you lot decided who is the pitcher or the catcher, and the poor bastard in the middle that is the filling in this macabre love triangle you've formed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 14 hours ago, Wolfie said: This evening, instead of washing some Viagra down with Foster's for your usual mancave wank, take a couple of strong 10mg diazepam, gently aided by a nice, smoky Islay single malt, and watch this. Sleep well Neil, you wanker. I don't imagine this cunt gets invited to many parties, and I guess volunteering for the Samaritans is out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsebiscuit Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 On 17/03/2022 at 20:35, camberwell gypsy said: There's a line from the song 'Papillon" by Editors which I apply to bullshittery like this "If there really was a God here, he'd have raised a hand by now". Meaning that there needs to be something done to end this fucking bollocks. I include all the LGBQTQPR+ crap in that as well. I have nothing for or against people included in this but I just want them to shut the fuck up and get on with their life without announcing everything to anyone who they think gives a fuck. Like the joke "How do you tell if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you, don't worry about that." Great song great band! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 On 18/03/2022 at 20:22, Wolfie said: This evening, instead of washing some Viagra down with Foster's for your usual mancave wank, take a couple of strong 10mg diazepam, gently aided by a nice, smoky Islay single malt, and watch this. Sleep well Neil, you wanker. I don't hit the benzos very often anymore, but you've got me salivating. Lush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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