Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 I have recently watched some of the latest batch of bollocks that pass for film making these days, it's no secret that i have a penchant for violent, gory films. I could only manage about 20 minutes of Halloween Kills, Scream 2022 was a bit better but not by much, then i watched the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre film,which was only kept afloat for it's savagery. Bring back Mick Taylor FFS. This is a serious topic, so please no derailing or you will be claw hammered to death and be part of cinema snuff history. Thanks in advance from the Muss Management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Bring back Mick Taylor Another great guitarist wasted on Jagger's glorified pub band. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Another great guitarist wasted on Jagger's glorified pub band. Not that Mick Taylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 I don't know .. perhaps a snuff version of Anne of Green Gables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 28 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: I don't know .. perhaps a snuff version of Anne of Green Gables? Anne Green Gobbles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 46 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I have recently watched some of the latest batch of bollocks that pass for film making these days, it's no secret that i have a penchant for violent, gory films. I could only manage about 20 minutes of Halloween Kills, Scream 2022 was a bit better but not by much, then i watched the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre film,which was only kept afloat for it's savagery. Bring back Mick Taylor FFS. This is a serious topic, so please no derailing or you will be claw hammered to death and be part of cinema snuff history. Thanks in advance from the Muss Management. Your taste in films is clearly that of 15 year old boy, and your grasp of the English language would make a toddler's crayon scribblings seem Shakespearian by comparison. Don't think for one minute that asking me not to derail your threads is going to persuade me to let you post substandard fucking shite with impunity. Shape up or ship out, thicko. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Your taste in films is clearly that of 15 year old boy, and your grasp of the English language would make a toddler's crayon scribblings seem Shakespearian by comparison. Don't think for one minute that asking me not to derail your threads is going to persuade me to let you post substandard fucking shite with impunity. Shape up or ship out, thicko. What films do you consider that of an adult duckie ? Seriously interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: What films do you consider that of an adult duckie ? Seriously interested. The Thing, Requiem for a Dream (fucking horrible) and Cold in July. Start with those. Cold in July is not a horror, but there is something about Don Johnson saying 'It's howdy doody time' before blowing away snuff film producers with Sam Shepard that was particularly memorable. Requiem for a dream is a drama, but Ellen Burstyn's drug induced delirium is harrowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: Your taste in films is clearly that of 15 year old boy, and your grasp of the English language would make a toddler's crayon scribblings seem Shakespearian by comparison. Don't think for one minute that asking me not to derail your threads is going to persuade me to let you post substandard fucking shite with impunity. Shape up or ship out, thicko. Might I remind you Donald that you are not god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Might I remind you Donald that you are not god. No that’s prince harry… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: I don't know .. perhaps a snuff version of Anne of Green Gables? Pollyanna Gets Anal Cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: The Thing, Requiem for a Dream (fucking horrible) and Cold in July. Start with those. Cold in July is not a horror, but there is something about Don Johnson saying 'It's howdy doody time' before blowing away snuff film producers with Sam Shepard that was particularly memorable. Requiem for a dream is a drama, but Ellen Burstyn's drug induced delirium is harrowing. Seen them apart from Cold in July...i tend to watch a good series these days, my favorite at the moment is Yellowstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pollyanna Gets Anal Cancer. What Katie did 5 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: What films do you consider that of an adult duckie ? Seriously interested. 'Zombeavers'. It doesn't get much better. It didn't get an oscar because there weren't any shitstabbers in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 53 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: What Katie did 5 years later. Katie Price? What she probably did 5 years later was sell the 38 engagement rings she'd accrued in that time, to pay for some new tits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: The Thing, Requiem for a Dream (fucking horrible) and Cold in July. Start with those. Cold in July is not a horror, but there is something about Don Johnson saying 'It's howdy doody time' before blowing away snuff film producers with Sam Shepard that was particularly memorable. Requiem for a dream is a drama, but Ellen Burstyn's drug induced delirium is harrowing. Parabolic, I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something very unlikeable about you. Standby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Zombeavers'. It doesn't get much better. It didn't get an oscar because there weren't any shitstabbers in it. Oscars are heavily overrated anyway. they have to have punch ups now to get an audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Three weak and ‘done before posts.’ Lame, grammatically awful and wooden. Never have I seen more blatant frantic activity which is driven by one eye on the leaderboard than this. Do what I did when I topped it in December…and fuck off for three months you dickhead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Three weak and ‘done before posts.’ Lame, grammatically awful and wooden. Never have I seen more blatant frantic activity which is driven by one eye on the leaderboard than this. Do what I did when I topped it in December…and fuck off for three months you dickhead. Almost one hundred posts in a week and the Billy Bear bingeing fuckwit still hasn't topped the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Just now, Decimus said: Almost one hundred posts in a week and the Billy Bear bingeing fuckwit still hasn't topped the board. Three dreadful noms in a day. No agenda there then. Well, at least Frank’s onside…until he isn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Three dreadful noms in a day. No agenda there then. Well, at least Frank’s onside…until he isn’t. Frank is a spent force, rattling in the background and looking for any chance to become relevant again. The fact that he's willing to endorse a brain dead, rock smashing fucking idiot to keep his little bald head above water is indicative of his total lack of dignity these days. Frank, dance for me, you Semitic nosed, greasy, gyrating fucking ponce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Three weak and ‘done before posts.’ Lame, grammatically awful and wooden. Never have I seen more blatant frantic activity which is driven by one eye on the leaderboard than this. Do what I did when I topped it in December…and fuck off for three months you dickhead. Let's be crystal clear idiot, i'm not here to be popular as i have a real life off this site (unlike you) i don't care about leaderboards or any gongs as gongs are for mongs, you have a few of them don't you.. I and others on this site are originals, you are just an under study to a fucking wobbling webbed footed duck..now shut your fucking big gob or i will cut you to fucking ribbons. Know your place, right under duckman's wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Almost one hundred posts in a week and the Billy Bear bingeing fuckwit still hasn't topped the board. Are you deaf as well as thick, stick your leaderboard up your blood orange. I'M NOT HERE TO BE POPULAR....did you hear that ok ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Let's be crystal clear idiot, i'm not here to be popular as i have a real life off this site (unlike you) i don't care about leaderboards or any gongs as gongs are for mongs, you have a few of them don't you.. I and others on this site are originals, you are just an under study to a fucking wobbling webbed footed duck..now shut your fucking big gob or i will cut you to fucking ribbons. Know your place, right under duckman's wing. 100 posts in a week, 3 noms in a day suggests otherwise. You utter idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: 100 posts in a week, 3 noms in a day suggests otherwise. You utter idiot. Really ?? 4,000+ posts since September 2020 to my 2,800+ posts since July 2016. So that's well over a thousand less posts than you in my six years coming up than your..let me see, just over a year and half. You really never thought that one out did you thicko. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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