pegleg Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 I can still manage a bolt on (most days). Your proposal would turn oak into balsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 If they're wearing nuns costumes, do you have one for sale ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 If it was Sarah Ferguson in the 80s, yeah. I would've smashed the dirty hooray sloshpot right up her ginger fuckflaps with my porky love-hammer. Obviously leave lovebites on her tits so the goofy nonce at home knew she'd been fucked. I'd only be fucking her until I got a shot at her cousin in law, Helen 'melons' Windsor anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it was Sarah Ferguson in the 80s, yeah. I would've smashed the dirty hooray sloshpot right up her ginger fuckflaps with my porky love-hammer. Obviously leave lovebites on her tits so the goofy nonce at home knew she'd been fucked. I'd only be fucking her until I got a shot at her cousin in law, Helen 'melons' Windsor anyway. Would that be a pre or post Weight Watchers Fergie, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Would that be a pre or post Weight Watchers Fergie, Eric? Not really an issue. The tubby ones try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not really an issue. The tubby ones try harder. Are you sure? Is this down to mass velocity? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Are you sure? Is this down to mass velocity? It's down to massive insecurity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Rather her than the simpering clothes-horse Diana. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 36 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Rather her than the simpering clothes-horse Diana. Unless you're a dusky sand dweller. Her legendary reverse camel jockey is still the talk of every Kasbah from Marrakech to Mecca. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it was Sarah Ferguson in the 80s, yeah. I would've smashed the dirty hooray sloshpot right up her ginger fuckflaps with my porky love-hammer. Obviously leave lovebites on her tits so the goofy nonce at home knew she'd been fucked. I'd only be fucking her until I got a shot at her cousin in law, Helen 'melons' Windsor anyway. You smooth bastard, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Rather her than the simpering clothes-horse Diana. Fucking brilliant. If we had a 'champagne moment' on here, this would be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You smooth bastard, you. I know. My delicate, romantic writing style would have any woman's gusset squirming like a bag of hammered slugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 A tape??? What fucking decade is your brain stuck in? Thick cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: A tape??? What fucking decade is your brain stuck in? Thick cunt Exactly Big Bollock, I'm on DVD's at the moment (saving for a Blu Ray player). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. My delicate, romantic writing style would have any woman's gusset squirming like a bag of hammered slugs. I'm surprised Mills and Boon haven't offered you a contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A tape??? What fucking decade is your brain stuck in? Thick cunt The police can't access video tape from a laptop. Unlike your photo collection of Japanese prostitutes with cuttlefish hanging out of their arseholes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The police can't access video tape from a laptop. Unlike your photo collection of Japanese prostitutes with cuttlefish hanging out of their arseholes. YIKES - I lead a sheltered childhood & here I am on the forum - trying to make head or tail of 'Japanese prostitutes with cuttlefish hanging out of their arseholes.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: YIKES - I lead a sheltered childhood & here I am on the forum - trying to make head or tail of 'Japanese prostitutes with cuttlefish hanging out of their arseholes.' Don't worry ProfB. I was just making stuff up to entertain the more raucous members of the corner. I hope you are well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry ProfB. I was just making stuff up to entertain the more raucous members of the corner. I hope you are well. I am? Oh you R? Are we? YES cuttlefish hanging is hanging out of Eric's bum? 👁 DO I need tomake a donatioknbfdsaASDFGHJKL;'";LKJHGXZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ProfB Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: WILLIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: WILLIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: Just now, ProfB said: WILLIES I+++WILSON AKA WILLIES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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