Stubby Pecker Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 How it warms my cockles that another piece of shite has been snuffed out by our brave coppers. These very coppers have been branded “totally racist “ by the dead scummers family. Chris Kaba, a black gentleman, was shot by police last week whilst fleeing in a stolen car and linked to a recent firearms incident. As a shocking surprise, this cunt was also a rapper know as Madix, who no doubt garbled out lyrics about guns, drugs, rape, and general violent cuntish behavior in some faux pidgin yardie accent. The silly twat also had a Mrs up the duff, and generally when this occurs, men worldwide finally grow up and work their tits off to afford to keep their imminent family. It seems a portion of the populace is intent on turning our inner cities into a combination of a Compton hood, Nigerian slum and Karachi cesspool of intolerance, crime and suffering. Multiculturalism is a dismal failure. Shooting these fuckers on sight would be doing them and us a favor. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chris Kaba, a black gentleman, was shot by police last week whilst fleeing in a stolen car Any damage to the car? Asking for the owner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Any damage to the car? Asking for the owner. If it had a red leather interior then no, not really. Any other colour then yes, it's fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 I'm just about to fly back to London, am I going to be greeted by riots,burning cars and lawless streets or am I going to get choked on pollen from the millions of bouquets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm just about to fly back to London, am I going to be greeted by riots,burning cars and lawless streets or am I going to get choked on pollen from the millions of bouquets? If I knew your flight number, you’d be greeted with a shovel to your thick fucking gob. Crash and burn, Neil. Good morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: If I knew your flight number, you’d be greeted with a shovel to your thick fucking gob. Crash and burn, Neil. Good morning. You crashed and burnt on here 3 years ago. Knob end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, Frank said: If I knew your flight number, you’d be greeted with a shovel to your thick fucking gob. Crash and burn, Neil. Good morning. FR 3003, see you at Stansted at 12.35. I'm the fat cunt with a mahogany tan. Buon giorno. If it does go down I hope you can't sleep you horrible cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 41 minutes ago, Frank said: If I knew your flight number, you’d be greeted with a shovel to your thick fucking gob. Crash and burn, Neil. Good morning. I recall similar threats being made after you mocked me for turning up at Stansted 18 hours before my flight. Flight numbers and detailed updates on my location were given, but you didn't show. A wise choice. I'm not a violent man, Frank, but if I would have seen you mincing toward me at four in the morning with your Dame Edna specs on, I'd have given you a fucking hiding that you'd still be feeling today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I recall similar threats being made after you mocked me for turning up at Stansted 18 hours before my flight. Flight numbers and detailed updates on my location were given, but you didn't show. A wise choice. I'm not a violent man, Frank, but if I would have seen you mincing toward me at four in the morning with your Dame Edna specs on, I'd have given you a fucking hiding that you'd still be feeling today. Water off a cunts back, as far as he is concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: FR 3003, see you at Stansted at 12.35. I'm the fat cunt with a mahogany tan. Buon giorno. If it does go down I hope you can't sleep you horrible cunt. What's all this 'I'm on Holiday' bollocks Neil? Nobody gives a shit about your shitty holiday, what you've eaten and what fucking flight your on. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 19 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What's all this 'I'm on Holiday' bollocks Neil? Nobody gives a shit about your shitty holiday, what you've eaten and what fucking flight your on. Fuck off. It could come in handy to corroborate any sexual abuse allegations. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Neil said: FR 3003, see you at Stansted at 12.35. I'm the fat cunt with a mahogany tan. Buon giorno. If it does go down I hope you can't sleep you horrible cunt. If I'm honest, Neil, I'd be disappointed to learn that you spanked a mountain with all souls on board perishing on impact. I want to know that you suffered. After the third go-around in a smoke-filled cabin, gale force 9, flight 3003 skids off the runway at Stansted, through the perimeter fence and into the Long Stay, wiping out the entire Neil family picnicking in their camper. Your seat belt jams whilst all passengers, including babies, clamber over your obese burning frame to safety. Finally, you manage to squeeze through the over-wing exit, only for the starboard engine to backfire in your stupid fat fucking face. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 19 minutes ago, Frank said: If I'm honest, Neil, I'd be disappointed to learn that you spanked a mountain with all souls on board perishing on impact. I want to know that you suffered. After the third go-around in a smoke-filled cabin, gale force 9, 3003 skids off the runway at Stansted, through the perimeter fence and into the Long Stay, wiping out the entire Neil family picnicking in their camper. Your seat belt jams whilst all passengers, including babies, clamber over your obese burning frame to safety. Finally, you manage to squeeze out the over-wing exit only for the starboard engine to backfire in your stupid fat fucking face. Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Yes, you would laugh at explosions killing innocents wouldn't you Panzer. Were watching you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yes, you would laugh at explosions killing innocents wouldn't you Panzer. Were watching you. Oh lighten up chappy baby..laffs have been few n far between here lately UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Oh lighten up chappy baby..laffs have been few n far between here lately UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Laffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: If I'm honest, Neil, I'd be disappointed to learn that you spanked a mountain with all souls on board perishing on impact. I want to know that you suffered. After the third go-around in a smoke-filled cabin, gale force 9, flight 3003 skids off the runway at Stansted, through the perimeter fence and into the Long Stay, wiping out the entire Neil family picnicking in their camper. Your seat belt jams whilst all passengers, including babies, clamber over your obese burning frame to safety. Finally, you manage to squeeze through the over-wing exit only for the starboard engine to backfire in your stupid fat fucking face. This isn’t like you. What’s wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This isn’t like you. What’s wrong? It's the old proven three-step formula I was using on here about eight years ago. I'm not one to live on past glories, EC, but if it garners more than five likes, there'll be more to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: It's the old proven three-step formula I was using on here about eight years ago. I'm not one to live on past glories, EC, but if it garners more than five likes, there'll be more to follow. I didn’t like it. Too fussy, too much going on. Like playing 2 Phil Spector songs at the same time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn’t like it. Too fussy, too much going on. Like playing 2 Phil Spector songs at the same time. It's just Slapstick for Decs. It fits here. Check out my work on isacunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: It's just Slapstick for Decs. It fits here. Check out my work on isacunt... Username? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Username? Gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Gullible. I was expecting you to say Freddie The Frog. Not quite so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: If I'm honest, Neil, I'd be disappointed to learn that you spanked a mountain with all souls on board perishing on impact. I want to know that you suffered. After the third go-around in a smoke-filled cabin, gale force 9, flight 3003 skids off the runway at Stansted, through the perimeter fence and into the Long Stay, wiping out the entire Neil family picnicking in their camper. Your seat belt jams whilst all passengers, including babies, clamber over your obese burning frame to safety. Finally, you manage to squeeze through the over-wing exit only for the starboard engine to backfire in your stupid fat fucking face. What an amazing imagination you have, are you on the spectrum? I can picture you writing this, dribble slowly dropping from the corner of your spasticated chops as you start to shake with excitement, your little acorn slowly getting harder and harder as a little drop of spunk weeps from your japs eye. You fucking Harvey Price wanabee sap. Hello, I'm back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 10, 2022 Report Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What's all this 'I'm on Holiday' bollocks Neil? Nobody gives a shit about your shitty holiday, what you've eaten and what fucking flight your on. Fuck off. Frank does, he's promised me he'll be waiting in the terminal. I'll just look for a mong in a wheelchair wearing white espadrilles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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