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The State of American Politics


Decimus

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What with our Prime Minister being an autistic, Thatcher cosplayer, running around the palace of Westminster role playing the Iron Lady, I thought that we were the laughing stock of the world.

Thank God therefore that the good ol' US of A can always be relied upon to make our own shit show look like a highly organised operation.

Not content with having four years of the pussy grabbing honey monster in charge, they're now in the liver spotted hands of a man who wears a nappy and doesn't know who he is, let alone what that big red button does.

All joking aside, it doesn't take a medical expert to realise that there is something deeply wrong with Biden's mental faculties, as this video shows:

Why is he not being removed from office? And who is the one with their hand up his arse controlling it all from the shadows?

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34 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What with our Prime Minister being an autistic, Thatcher cosplayer, running around the palace of Westminster role playing the Iron Lady, I thought that we were the laughing stock of the world.

Thank God therefore that the good ol' US of A can always be relied upon to make our own shit show look like a highly organised operation.

Not content with having four years of the pussy grabbing honey monster in charge, they're now in the liver spotted hands of a man who wears a nappy and doesn't know who he is, let alone what that big red button does.

All joking aside, it doesn't take a medical expert to realise that there is something deeply wrong with Biden's mental faculties, as this video shows:

Why is he not being removed from office? And who is the one with their hand up his arse controlling it all from the shadows?

The next “leader” will be operated with a remote control…

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28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What with our Prime Minister being an autistic, Thatcher cosplayer, running around the palace of Westminster role playing the Iron Lady, I thought that we were the laughing stock of the world.

Thank God therefore that the good ol' US of A can always be relied upon to make our own shit show look like a highly organised operation.

Not content with having four years of the pussy grabbing honey monster in charge, they're now in the liver spotted hands of a man who wears a nappy and doesn't know who he is, let alone what that big red button does.

All joking aside, it doesn't take a medical expert to realise that there is something deeply wrong with Biden's mental faculties, as this video shows:

Why is he not being removed from office? And who is the one with their hand up his arse controlling it all from the shadows?

 

I think they just put him in a cupboard with a bowl of water and newspaper on the floor to stop him wandering off when they're not using him.

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45 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Either way, the Western world can be safe in the knowledge that all nuclear launch codes have been altered accordingly:

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I wouldn't leave this cunt in charge of the television remote, yet alone the second biggest nuclear arsenal on the planet. 

Across the Bering Strait you've then got Vlad the mad in charge of the first and Winnie The Pooh the second. You have to legally be of sound mind to drive a car, yet there's no apparent need to have a full deck of cards whilst having the ultimate say in deciding whether to exterminate the entire human race with a nod of your head.

What a world.

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Trouble ahead .

America is a country based on many things including optimism that life will be good & get better .

No more with industry going to Asia and machines taking away more jobs .

People  are scared and angry , open for exploitation by conmen , false prophets .Heard of trump ?

More discord and probably shooting ahead .

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20 hours ago, Decimus said:

I wouldn't leave this cunt in charge of the television remote, yet alone the second biggest nuclear arsenal on the planet. 

Across the Bering Strait you've then got Vlad the mad in charge of the first and Winnie The Pooh the second. You have to legally be of sound mind to drive a car, yet there's no apparent need to have a full deck of cards whilst having the ultimate say in deciding whether to exterminate the entire human race with a nod of your head.

What a world.

We’ve seen this film before, Decs. Ronald Reagan spent the second half of the eighties talking to the toilet cistern and wondering who that nice lady Nancy was. He managed to avoid Armageddon and helped win the Cold War. I suspect we overstate how much autonomous power these old fellas really have. 

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13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

We’ve seen this film before, Decs. Ronald Reagan spent the second half of the eighties talking to the toilet cistern and wondering who that nice lady Nancy was. He managed to avoid Armageddon and helped win the Cold War. I suspect we overstate how much autonomous power these old fellas really have. 

So what you are telling us here, LC, is that the more demented the presidential candidate, the more backing he/she/it receives?

 

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12 hours ago, White Cunt said:

So what you are telling us here, LC, is that the more demented the presidential candidate, the more backing he/she/it receives?

 

More dead people voted for Dementia Joe than any other candidate in history. In fact a lot of them voted several times in different states for him, they thought he was so great. 

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

More dead people voted for Dementia Joe than any other candidate in history. In fact a lot of them voted several times in different states for him, they thought he was so great. 

He's dead good.

Lololool.

Fuck this.

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2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

The next leader ? Surely the current leader is being operated remotely from China and the batteries are running low.

They are working Joe via satellite and porn channels, but they have the occasional slip here and there; we can’t really expect much from chink tech above the cheap plushy shuffling pig.

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4 hours ago, King Billy said:

More dead people voted for Dementia Joe than any other candidate in history. In fact a lot of them voted several times in different states for him, they thought he was so great. 

The votes are multiplying faster than the US national debt, and they are inflating that one up like bandits.

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On 17/09/2022 at 22:40, peglegtwo said:

America is a country based on many things including optimism that life will be good & get better .

No more with industry going to Asia and machines taking away more jobs .

People  are scared and angry , open for exploitation by conmen , false prophets .Heard of trump ?

Do you mean the MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Trump in your first point?
Or the Trump who stood up to and  sanctioned China hugely, to redress the sellout to China of US manufacturing industries which Bush Sr, Clinton, G W Bush and Obama presided over, every one of them starting numerous wars all over the world for the benefit of the US military industrial complex, which funnily enough happens to be largely comprised of their families and close friends in your second point?

Or Judd Trump the funny looking snooker player in your third point?

Fuck off.

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18 hours ago, King Billy said:

More dead people voted for Dementia Joe than any other candidate in history. In fact a lot of them voted several times in different states for him, they thought he was so great. 

 

On 12/12/2021 at 23:00, King Billy said:

Some of the comments I post are what I believe to be fact, some are just things that I find interesting and don’t really care if they’re factual or not.

 

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