Decimus Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 It seems like only yesterday that "Call me Dave" was wiping his cock on a dead pig's snout and telling us that "We're all in this together". Embracing this mantra, Kwasi-MOBO has now unveiled a mini-budget so fucking awful that it makes the Corn Laws seem fair and equitable. The plebs have been given a huge one percent cut in income tax, with 31 million of them set to be better off by a life changing £170 a year. Meanwhile, the top 3 percent of earners are getting a five percent cut worth thousands of pounds and bankers bonus caps have been removed. With a head of state that has been forced upon us, a Prime Minister hand picked by a small cabal of Tory Grandees and an upper house of the legislature comprised of unelected members including bishops and lords, has anything really changed since the aptly named William the Bastard sat his fat, frog arse on the throne? It certainly doesn't seem like it, and will appear even less so when the poor go back to what they have done best for centuries, freezing or starving to death in winter. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: It seems like only yesterday that "Call me Dave" was wiping his cock on a dead pig's snout and telling us that "We're all in this together". Embracing this mantra, Kwasi-MOBO has now unveiled a mini-budget so fucking awful that it makes the Corn Laws seem fair and equitable. The plebs have been given a huge one percent cut in income tax, with 31 million of them set to be better off by a life changing £170 a year. Meanwhile, the top 3 percent of earners are getting a five percent cut worth thousands of pounds and bankers bonus caps have been removed. With a head of state that has been forced upon us, a Prime Minister hand picked by a small cabal of Tory Grandees and an upper house of the legislature comprised of unelected members including bishops and lords, has anything really changed since the aptly named William the Bastard sat his fat, frog arse on the throne? It certainly doesn't seem like it, and will appear so even less when the poor go back to what they have done best for centuries, freezing or starving to death in winter. Spot on, Decs. Absolutely scandalous! Great nom, great guy 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nova Gyna Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 There is a delicious irony to declare in the same announcement that bankers' bonuses exceeding double their pay are no longer subject to shareholder approval while also announcing that benefits will be cut off for those who can't show they are scrounging hard enough to earn them. I wouldn't be surprised to see Phil and Holly hosting a uniquely British version of the Hunger Games this winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: Spot on, Decs. Absolutely scandalous! Great nom, great guy 👍. It's kind of you to say so, Frank. What with you being the Will Freeman of The Corner, dining out on the royalties of one of Mitch's old swing numbers, I fully expected you to be popping the champagne after today's announcements. What do you know about NFTs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It seems like only yesterday that "Call me Dave" was wiping his cock on a dead pig's snout and telling us that "We're all in this together". Embracing this mantra, Kwasi-MOBO has now unveiled a mini-budget so fucking awful that it makes the Corn Laws seem fair and equitable. The plebs have been given a huge one percent cut in income tax, with 31 million of them set to be better off by a life changing £170 a year. Meanwhile, the top 3 percent of earners are getting a five percent cut worth thousands of pounds and bankers bonus caps have been removed. With a head of state that has been forced upon us, a Prime Minister hand picked by a small cabal of Tory Grandees and an upper house of the legislature comprised of unelected members including bishops and lords, has anything really changed since the aptly named William the Bastard sat his fat, frog arse on the throne? It certainly doesn't seem like it, and will appear even less so when the poor go back to what they have done best for centuries, freezing or starving to death in winter. Whinge, whinge, whinge, that's all you wet faggots do. If the French government tried to pull this stunt, there would be riots. I would suggest you withdraw your labour, but in your case, nobody would notice any difference, you limp wristed mincer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Whinge, whinge, whinge, that's all you wet faggots do. If the French government tried to pull this stunt, there would be riots. I would suggest you withdraw your labour, but in your case, nobody would notice any difference, you limp wristed mincer. When isn't there riots in France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It seems like only yesterday that "Call me Dave" was wiping his cock on a dead pig's snout and telling us that "We're all in this together". Embracing this mantra, Kwasi-MOBO has now unveiled a mini-budget so fucking awful that it makes the Corn Laws seem fair and equitable. The plebs have been given a huge one percent cut in income tax, with 31 million of them set to be better off by a life changing £170 a year. Meanwhile, the top 3 percent of earners are getting a five percent cut worth thousands of pounds and bankers bonus caps have been removed. With a head of state that has been forced upon us, a Prime Minister hand picked by a small cabal of Tory Grandees and an upper house of the legislature comprised of unelected members including bishops and lords, has anything really changed since the aptly named William the Bastard sat his fat, frog arse on the throne? It certainly doesn't seem like it, and will appear even less so when the poor go back to what they have done best for centuries, freezing or starving to death in winter. Dream scenario for the Tories. They know they're fucked come the next election after the incredible shit show they've put on since Brexit - now its time to fill their pockets and those of their mates with as many unearned bonuses and ridiculous tax windfalls as possible and leave the country in the worst possible state for Labour to clean up so they can spend the next few years complaining about how badly they're going about fixing it all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Whinge, whinge, whinge, that's all you wet faggots do. If the French government tried to pull this stunt, there would be riots. I would suggest you withdraw your labour, but in your case, nobody would notice any difference, you limp wristed mincer. Your lot throw their baguettes out of their prams whenever the government proposes anything more than a 16 hour working week. France is a nation of sulking, moody faggots perpetually stuck in the terrible twos. The next time you want your collective nappies changed, don't look to us to clean up your mess, the Krauts can fucking well have you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: It seems like only yesterday that "Call me Dave" was wiping his cock on a dead pig's snout and telling us that "We're all in this together". Embracing this mantra, Kwasi-MOBO has now unveiled a mini-budget so fucking awful that it makes the Corn Laws seem fair and equitable. The plebs have been given a huge one percent cut in income tax, with 31 million of them set to be better off by a life changing £170 a year. Meanwhile, the top 3 percent of earners are getting a five percent cut worth thousands of pounds and bankers bonus caps have been removed. With a head of state that has been forced upon us, a Prime Minister hand picked by a small cabal of Tory Grandees and an upper house of the legislature comprised of unelected members including bishops and lords, has anything really changed since the aptly named William the Bastard sat his fat, frog arse on the throne? It certainly doesn't seem like it, and will appear even less so when the poor go back to what they have done best for centuries, freezing or starving to death in winter. Couldn't give a fuck, I won't be cold this winter and I don't need KFC or Maccy D's to survive. We need to cull numbers so why not the fucking chavs and no-marks first? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: Spot on, Decs. Absolutely scandalous! Great nom, great guy 👍. Frank?.....you little rascal you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Your lot throw their baguettes out of their prams whenever the government proposes anything more than a 16 hour working week. France is a nation of sulking, moody faggots perpetually stuck in the terrible twos. The next time you want your collective nappies changed, don't look to us to clean up your mess, the Krauts can fucking well have you. People fighting in a supermarket over the last jar of fucking ‘Nutella’, is quite possibly the gayest civil disturbance in human history. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 36 minutes ago, Neil said: Frank?.....you little rascal you. There's clearly no flies on you, Neil. I bet poor Mrs N never gets away with anything with you on the case! Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 I was mulling over the energy cap. If you have a big mansion, there will be ball at full sauna setting. All costs nicely topped up by the cunts whose bill had doubled and then got added to the debt pile with extra interest on top (which goes to bond holders), paid by future pleb earnings. Lovely jubbly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 6 hours ago, Frank said: Spot on, Decs. Absolutely scandalous! Great nom, great guy 👍. Christ I fucking hate you. I hope the next poor man you ensnare at your singles restaurant treads undetected dachshund shit all over your plush little one-bed north London flat, especially the carpet leading to your homo-whore's bedroom, which stinks the place out for the coming fortnight. Wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: People fighting in a supermarket over the last jar of fucking ‘Nutella’, is quite possibly the gayest civil disturbance in human history. You fucking white Brits haven't got the balls to riot anymore. You look at the Muslims and Hindus fighting in your homeland, and all you do is 'tut tut' over your warm piss poor beer. Nutella riots indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You fucking white Brits haven't got the balls to riot anymore. You look at the Muslims and Hindus fighting in your homeland, and all you do is 'tut tut' over your warm piss poor beer. Nutella riots indeed. France. The country that made Jerry Lewis a national hero. Enough said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: France. The country that made Jerry Lewis a national hero. Enough said. "My name's Denis so I'm gonna pronounce it peh-fleh!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, nocti said: "My name's Denis so I'm gonna pronounce it peh-fleh!" I’m an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Neil said: Couldn't give a fuck, I won't be cold this winter and I don't need KFC or Maccy D's to survive. We need to cull numbers so why not the fucking chavs and no-marks first? Spot on Neil. Great response to this pile of shit nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Christ I fucking hate you. I hope the next poor man you ensnare at your singles restaurant treads undetected dachshund shit all over your plush little one-bed north London flat, especially the carpet leading to your homo-whore's bedroom, which stinks the place out for the coming fortnight. Wanker. I'm confused Wolfie. Are you or are you not obsessed with scat?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m an asshole. Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Spot on Neil. Great response to this pile of shit nom. You obsequious, cap-doffing, absolute fucking cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces One of the best stand ups ever. Fuck those cunts who criticised him for adapting Bill Hicks’ smoking routine, he improved it. ’cancer of the colon, cancer of the wrist, and John Denver on compact disc’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Spot on Neil. Great response to this pile of shit nom. 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm confused Wolfie. Are you or are you not obsessed with scat?? Your posts appear to be attracting the attention of the creature under the bridge. Drunken imbecile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your posts appear to be attracting the attention of the creature under the bridge. Drunken imbecile. Hideous pair of wankers. Barry Big Dick is now online, too, so expect more mindless fucking drivel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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