King Billy Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 hour ago, nocti said: Unfortunately, turns out it's Coltrane. Who I actually quite liked. ‘That’s a cracker’ so it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Her turn in The Beiderbecke Affair put her very close to the top of my "Great MILFs of the 80s" list, second only to Marsha Fitzalan in The New Statesman. Do you remember her as the sultry nurse in a surreal comedy called ‘A Very Peculiar Practice’? Peter Davidson was in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Her turn in The Beiderbecke Affair put her very close to the top of my "Great MILFs of the 80s" list, second only to Marsha Fitzalan in The New Statesman. Milf in the 80's? Objection! She definitely had a certain fuck knows what that's for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Goober said: Milf in the 80's? Objection! She definitely had a certain fuck knows what that's for sure. Yep. It was actually the Beiderbecke Affair that alerted me to her ‘certain somethingness’ in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 I actually feel sorry for the bloke. He's been thrown under a double decker that's been ordered to drive over him, reverse, and then drive over him again, making sure there's plenty of wheel spin whilst the tyres are on the velcro. The Tories are beyond fucked. If they keep Liz they look incompetent, if they get rid of her so soon they look equally incompetent for anointing an idiot. She'll probably cling on and get trounced by Starmer in a year or so. The shame of it will, hopefully, be unbearable for Maggie lite and she'll run to her local Happy Shopper for several bottles of Toilet Duck. Remember when people thought Boris was shite? The lessons are: better the devil you know, and be careful what you wish for. Jeremy Hunt will, I fear, be the next Tory leader. God fucking help us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Cracker! 😉 Croaker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Anyone want to buy a £5 note? Only 4 quid ONO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 14 hours ago, Goober said: I actually feel sorry for the bloke. He's been thrown under a double decker that's been ordered to drive over him, reverse, and then drive over him again, making sure there's plenty of wheel spin whilst the tyres are on the velcro. The Tories are beyond fucked. If they keep Liz they look incompetent, if they get rid of her so soon they look equally incompetent for anointing an idiot. She'll probably cling on and get trounced by Starmer in a year or so. The shame of it will, hopefully, be unbearable for Maggie lite and she'll run to her local Happy Shopper for several bottles of Toilet Duck. Remember when people thought Boris was shite? The lessons are: better the devil you know, and be careful what you wish for. Jeremy Hunt will, I fear, be the next Tory leader. God fucking help us. What the fuck for? The cunt made you statistically poorer on a whim, without a moment's hesitation, simply to appease his "massa". If the fucker nicked your wallet and pissed all your money away on the horses would you feel sorry for him when you finally caught up to him? The only perceivable value the cunt has is the fact that he's so obviously been used as a scapegoat, thus damaging Truss' already low public opinion - that doesn't automatically make him a victim of anything other than his own stupidity - which is hard to sympathise with when that stupidity directly and negatively effects the value of my fucking money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 To save energy we’ve had our first black out, eat shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 58 minutes ago, Eddie said: To save energy we’ve had our first black out, eat shit A big step forward. The first black man to arrive at the commons with a red box that didn’t contain pizzas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: we’ve had our first black out, Only 12 million or so more and then we can start getting their slightly less dusky cousins out next. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A big step forward. The first black man to arrive at the commons with a red box that didn’t contain pizzas. Only coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: What the fuck for? The cunt made you statistically poorer on a whim, without a moment's hesitation, simply to appease his "massa". If the fucker nicked your wallet and pissed all your money away on the horses would you feel sorry for him when you finally caught up to him? The only perceivable value the cunt has is the fact that he's so obviously been used as a scapegoat, thus damaging Truss' already low public opinion - that doesn't automatically make him a victim of anything other than his own stupidity - which is hard to sympathise with when that stupidity directly and negatively effects the value of my fucking money. Post inflation: minus thirty percent. Post Mugabo: minus ninety percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Eddie said: To save energy we’ve had our first black out, eat shit Black Lives Matter - until they don’t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 This man is a cunt who clearly needs castration with an acid dipped meat cleaver followed by some prog-rock played on his ribcage by a couple of unsettling claw hammers. He is as useful as a rubber crutch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyone want to buy a £5 note? Only 4 quid ONO. Fuck off thickster and lose the avatar.. this is your last warning you fucking warped cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 12 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Fuck off thickster and lose the avatar.. this is your last warning you fucking warped cunt. Calm down. Oh, and fuck off, you drongo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 17 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Fuck off thickster and lose the avatar.. this is your last warning you fucking warped cunt. He was being VERY witty re the 38 day chancellor (afterall it is a ruddy joke) fag end face & you start your tight arsed screaming, because you cannot understand is wit - fuck off yourself. youn look like a total twat in your avatar - You Katie Price - boyfriend reject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 16 minutes ago, ProfB said: He was being VERY witty re the 38 day chancellor (afterall it is a ruddy joke) fag end face & you start your tight arsed screaming, because you cannot understand is wit - fuck off yourself. youn look like a total twat in your avatar - You Katie Price - boyfriend reject. It looks as though he fancies himself as some Sheila from a budget Aussie flick, fuck knows why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 20 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: This man is a cunt who clearly needs castration with an acid dipped meat cleaver followed by some prog-rock played on his ribcage by a couple of unsettling claw hammers. He is as useful as a rubber crutch. This banana brains shouldn’t be trusted with a second hand carpet cleaner at Eddie’s car wash, never mind a budget. I wonder where the tories will bury his carcass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 16/10/2022 at 13:41, Cunty BigBollox said: Calm down. Oh, and fuck off, you drongo. You fucking weird elongated skull cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 16/10/2022 at 18:30, ProfB said: He was being VERY witty re the 38 day chancellor (afterall it is a ruddy joke) fag end face & you start your tight arsed screaming, because you cannot understand is wit - fuck off yourself. youn look like a total twat in your avatar - You Katie Price - boyfriend reject. I like a total twat in my avatar ? Really ?? Maybe you should look in the mirror and mind your conk, you complete unhinged semi-developed embryo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 37 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I like a total twat in my avatar ? Really ?? Maybe you should look in the mirror and mind your conk, you complete unhinged semi-developed embryo. Calm down, Fends. You're missing entire words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 44 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Calm down, Fends. You're missing entire words. I will take my meds and then get the hammers out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 18 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I will take my meds and then get the hammers out. I want the sheep dead, Bend. Do it, you mentally unhinged, absolute fucking lunatic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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