Mike Hunt Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Fell out with one of the neighbours last night cos I sent him a YouTube link (it was a tight-arsed beardie cunt just like him, who goes round the country looking for eating challenges so he can get freebie meals) and he refused to open it cos he didn't want a virus. He's not the first ignorant cunt I've come across who believes that, and that his phone is a direct line to the chinks, because he's so fucking important they're watching him 24/7. He's just such a fucking knob for thinking his neighbour of 17 years would give him a fucking virus. Wish it was Covid, I'd gladly give that to the cunt. He's already a cunt anyway, he's only had a flat screen TV 2 years, since his CRT TV died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Fell out with one of the neighbours last night cos I sent him a YouTube link (it was a tight-arsed beardie cunt just like him, who goes round the country looking for eating challenges so he can get freebie meals) and he refused to open it cos he didn't want a virus. He's not the first ignorant cunt I've come across who believes that, and that his phone is a direct line to the chinks, because he's so fucking important they're watching him 24/7. He's just such a fucking knob for thinking his neighbour of 17 years would give him a fucking virus. Wish it was Covid, I'd gladly give that to the cunt. He's already a cunt anyway, he's only had a flat screen TV 2 years, since his CRT TV died. I think I know who you mean, Geordie with a bird who looks more likely than him to be able to eat fifty hot dogs in under thirty minutes without breaking a sweat? I genuinely don't understand the appeal of watching some When The Boat Comes in cunt shoving eighty cheese sandwiches into his fucking gob and still having the evidence encrusted in his beard two weeks later. Vile pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Bawsy has the opposite problem. Every time he sends someone a virus, they think it’s a link. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bawsy has the opposite problem. Every time he sends someone a virus, they think it’s a link. You'd be lucky to get anything from Bawsy, the tight fisted Sweaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You'd be lucky to get anything from Bawsy, the tight fisted Sweaty. He drives a Jag. Which makes him almost English. If he had any loyalty to Scotlandland, he would own a Hillman Imp, or an Argyll Voiturette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I think I know who you mean, Geordie with a bird who looks more likely than him to be able to eat fifty hot dogs in under thirty minutes without breaking a sweat? I genuinely don't understand the appeal of watching some When The Boat Comes in cunt shoving eighty cheese sandwiches into his fucking gob and still having the evidence encrusted in his beard two weeks later. Vile pig. Paging @Roadkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bawsy has the opposite problem. Every time he sends someone a virus, they think it’s a link. This is NOT zero day ransomware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: This is NOT zero day ransomware I’m not fucking touching that after describing you as English. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 I ordered my mate a cheesy Country CD, via Amazon. When he opened the package, he said it had an unpleasant odour. I said 'Not every stink I send you is a Cyrus'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 16 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I ordered my mate a cheesy Country CD, via Amazon. When he opened the package, he said it had an unpleasant odour. I said 'Not every stink I send you is a Cyrus'. How long did you toy with ‘papyrus’ before it proved to be poetically non viable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He drives a Jag. Which makes him almost English. If he had any loyalty to Scotlandland, he would own a Hillman Imp, or an Argyll Voiturette. If he was really Scots, he'd fucking walk before forking out on a motor vehicle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: How long did you toy with ‘papyrus’ before it proved to be poetically non viable? I never considered that word. If I'd constructed a longer poem, it may have come into play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I never considered that word. If I'd constructed a longer poem, it may have come into play. Papyrus? I have the Eye of Horus and I'm watching you, you dwarf, midget cunt. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Papyrus? I have the Eye of Horus and I'm watching you, you dwarf, midget cunt. Lol. Have they prescribed any drops? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have they prescribed any drops? I've been eating a fair few of my homemade 'herbal' flapjacks lately Eric, can definitely cause the red eye. Anyways to answer you're question, I tried to get an an appointment to sort out the Horus eye but after hearing I was 74th in the queue for a cunt local GP appointment I gave up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 He's a pathetic, childish idiot. Just ignore him. Any 'adult' doing that 'lol' shit has extremely serious issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Carl Sway said: He's a pathetic, childish idiot. Just ignore him. Any 'adult' doing that 'lol' shit has extremely serious issues. Who are you talking to Carl? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I never considered that word. If I'd constructed a longer poem, it may have come into play. where do you stand on jews? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 56 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Who are you talking to Carl? Lol these newbies need a damn good thrashing OCR. I used to bathe with my mum. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: where do you stand on jews? Same as every other denomination, on the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've been eating a fair few of my homemade 'herbal' flapjacks lately Eric, can definitely cause the red eye. Anyways to answer you're question, I tried to get an an appointment to sort out the Horus eye but after hearing I was 74th in the queue for a cunt local GP appointment I gave up. I’d recommend you PM @King Billy, he’s got experience in dealing with irate customers afflicted with the Japs’ Eye of Whore-us and that sounds close enough for me. As for your experience in the GP Phone lottery, my advice is don’t get sick next week. The GPs have been asked to cover the ambulances. If it gets to covering trains, I might fly back for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d recommend you PM @King Billy, he’s got experience in dealing with irate customers afflicted with the Japs’ Eye of Whore-us and that sounds close enough for me. As for your experience in the GP Phone lottery, my advice is don’t get sick next week. The GPs have been asked to cover the ambulances. If it gets to covering trains, I might fly back for that. It's been terrible this Gonorrhea LCS, however after speaking with @King Billy I've been inspired to open a massage parlour called Whores-R-us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 11 hours ago, ratcum said: where do you stand on jews? 11 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Same as every other denomination, on the neck. You are Derek Chauvin and I claim my £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 On 13/12/2022 at 22:52, ratcum said: where do you stand on jews? Sam Bankman-Fried, eh? Who'd have thought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sam Bankman-Fried, eh? Who'd have thought it. De Burgh- A spaceJew came travelling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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