Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 I guarantee that if you look at the entire clip, you will throw up twice, and have an enormous shit. In my opinion, the best hangover cure to date. Three bigger cunts it is difficult to imagine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 They have invited him in to make their arse gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 Fucking hell Scrotes, it's Christmas, have some compassion. Foisting these cunts on us, FFS ☹️ I'd like to see Schofield and Richard in the Dead Pool, preferably drowned in Barrymore's. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I guarantee that if you look at the entire clip, you will throw up twice, and have an enormous shit. In my opinion, the best hangover cure to date. Three bigger cunts it is difficult to imagine. I wish the skinny thin lipped old shirt lifter would just stop smiling. His whole demeaner makes me fucking cringe, what a complete and utter cunt. Ruined my day seeing the bastards grinning gob. Merry Xmas be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 39 minutes ago, scotty said: Fucking hell Scrotes, it's Christmas, have some compassion. Foisting these cunts on us, FFS ☹️ I'd like to see Schofield and Richard in the Dead Pool, preferably drowned in Barrymore's. Drowned in Barrymore's what? Seminal fluid? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 Caught some preview of these vile benders the other day... Philip Schofield has to be the most revolting bender out there, sat there, all smug smiling at the camera, after no doubt bumming half dead Cliff in the dressing room. As for Cliff 'Im not a bender, but live with my Vicar friend' Richard, that cunt should have been dead years ago. The only thing that saved me from puking was old slapper Holly, although she has a slight spastic look about her I'd make an exception being Christmas and all that. That vile Scottish cunt Lorraine can fuck off as well. ITV really is the pits of modern TV. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: That vile Scottish cunt Lorraine can fuck off as well Look up her Readers Wives pics OCR, and you may change your mind on this one. 👍😛😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: TV really is the pits of modern TV. ITV's entire output consists of increasingly desperate reality shows based on smutty puns, peppered with adverts for celebrity reality show spin offs. It is genuinely just a matter of time before we get "Celebrity Cum Felching". It's a cuntfest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Look up her Readers Wives pics OCR, and you may change your mind on this one. 👍😛😛 It's a deep fake, Scotty. Balls deep! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: It's a deep fake, Scotty. Balls deep! Surely they've been doing the rounds for longer than the photoshop tech, Baws? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Drowned in Barrymore's what? Seminal fluid? When I first saw the Dead Pool thread I just assumed they meant Barrymore's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Surely they've been doing the rounds for longer than the photoshop tech, Baws? 🤔 "Psst, wanna buy some Polaroids?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: ITV's entire output consists of increasingly desperate reality shows based on smutty puns, peppered with adverts for celebrity reality show spin offs. It is genuinely just a matter of time before we get "Celebrity Cum Felching". It's a cuntfest. But ingrained. Takes me back to March 2009,I was waiting for a train at Cheltenham and went into the buffet and picked up a copy of the daily mail that had been left on a table. A middle aged woman came up to me and asked "Is there any news on Jade (goody)" .. I don't remember my full response but I did ask her if she was relative or friend of Jade or had any other connection with her to which she responded "no". I then asked her why she wanted to know to which she responded that "it was important news". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 30 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: But ingrained. Takes me back to March 2009,I was waiting for a train at Cheltenham and went into the buffet and picked up a copy of the daily mail that had been left on a table. A middle aged woman came up to me and asked "Is there any news on Jade (goody)" .. I don't remember my full response but I did ask her if she was relative or friend of Jade or had any other connection with her to which she responded "no". I then asked her why she wanted to know to which she responded that "it was important news". I can remember her consultant oncologist having trouble examining her cervix, as her bollocks kept blocking his view. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 No Further Action, Sir Cleft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 35 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: No Further Action, Sir Cleft. Have you heard of Geoff Woad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 8 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Caught some preview of these vile benders the other day... Philip Schofield has to be the most revolting bender out there, sat there, all smug smiling at the camera, after no doubt bumming half dead Cliff in the dressing room. As for Cliff 'Im not a bender, but live with my Vicar friend' Richard, that cunt should have been dead years ago. The only thing that saved me from puking was old slapper Holly, although she has a slight spastic look about her I'd make an exception being Christmas and all that. That vile Scottish cunt Lorraine can fuck off as well. ITV really is the pits of modern TV. I still don't think this cunt is a bona fide shit stabber. I still think that it's all a ruse because ITV was gonna fuck him off so he "came out" knowing that there was no way he was going to get the bullet after anouncing he was a sausage blower. How come his Mrs is still with him? Load of ole bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I still don't think this cunt is a bona fide shit stabber. I still think that it's all a ruse because ITV was gonna fuck him off so he "came out" knowing that there was no way he was going to get the bullet after anouncing he was a sausage blower. How come his Mrs is still with him? Load of ole bollocks He's been fucking a young gofer at the studios for years. He either got tired of the gofer, or his wife told him to bin the gofer off. The gofer got upset at being binned off and threatened to out him so he jumped before he was pushed. Private Eye have had the story for some time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I still don't think this cunt is a bona fide shit stabber. I still think that it's all a ruse because ITV was gonna fuck him off so he "came out" knowing that there was no way he was going to get the bullet after anouncing he was a sausage blower. How come his Mrs is still with him? Load of ole bollocks It can depend upon what the wife is up to .. she might be playing away from home and of whether she will lose out financially by ditching him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 31 minutes ago, scotty said: He's been fucking a young gofer at the studios for years. He either got tired of the gofer, or his wife told him to bin the gofer off. Poor old Gordon, years of loyally sucking Pip's cock and all he's got to show for it is HIV and a crusty pelt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 By Christing God @Witheredscrote, je fucking déteste every cancerous cell in your body, you vile wanker. Merry Fucking Christmas: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: By Christing God @Witheredscrote, je fucking déteste every cancerous cell in your body, you vile wanker. Merry Fucking Christmas: Wiffy, with your approval, I would like to dedicate this number to Decs the bottom boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Psst, wanna buy some Polaroids?" If they are anything like hemorrhoids, I will have 12 battered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Poor old Gordon, years of loyally sucking Pip's cock and all he's got to show for it is HIV and a crusty pelt. Rather that then end up dry cleaned and displayed in some sick cunts’ lounge, eternally damned to get an occasional fingering and lustful smile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 From what I see Taylor Swift is number 1 in the album charts over Christmas, Cliff is number 2. I don't care as long as that anti white wanker Stormzy eats shit I'm happy. Irrespective of what the membership think about Cliff, he has always worked for his success, whereas Stormzy cunt has always pushed at an open door and is put in our faces with his talentless fucking drivel that a four year old spastic could write. I wish he would fuck off along with Lammy, Abbott and countless other disgusting cunts that hate us. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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