53 million quid

[Dyslexic cnut]

35 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Of the £53million £51million will not got to e the rescue and recovery efforts but rather to pay the saleries af the various, Chrispins,Julians, Jemina and matiltas and also the £ 350k+ expenses annual paypackets of the CEOs of the various "charities" who are poking their noses in and imploring people to give what they can".

Fascinating yet dyslexic. Fuck off.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Of the £53million £51million will not got to e the rescue and recovery efforts but rather to pay the saleries af the various, Chrispins,Julians, Jemina and matiltas and also the £ 350k+ expenses annual paypackets of the CEOs of the various "charities" who are poking their noses in and imploring people to give what they can".

Jesus Pen, you thick fucking geriatric spastic cunt.

[camberwell gypsy]

I love the way the Syrians are saying that nobody gives a fuck about them. That's what happens when you have a murdering, giraffed necked cunt, ruling your shithole of a country. 

[camberwell gypsy]

15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Perhaps all the swarthy, monobrowed Turkish cunts could fuck off back home to help their brothers and sisters. If they gave a fuck of course 

Where's Billy gonna get his post pub kofte kebab from, when Yilmaz fucks off? 

[Arnold]

On 11/02/2023 at 20:37, Stubby Pecker said:

Yet another issue I have with this fucked up world. The money a premier league club spends on a yearly basis is fucking obscene and could change deserving people’s lives forever. But clearly that’s not the priority.

I listened to 5 Live go through the Arsenal lineup today with just one English cunt in it- and that was 4 foot 2 gollywog Saka

And the silly cunts go along to support them every Saturday afternoon.

[Eric Cuntman]

15 hours ago, Arnold said:

And the silly cunts go along to support them every Saturday afternoon.

They’ll be observing sharia law in the stadiums before long. 
They have been buying them like there’s no tomorrow. Ready made kill rooms with 60,000 seats for the infidels. Half a pint of novichok, air burst in a roofed stadium…

[Decimus]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They’ll be observing sharia law in the stadiums before long. 
 

Not in my fucking manor they won't.

The only thing we observe in our stadium, other than 11 useless cunts running around like spastics, is a drunken old bitch rambling into a microphone on the pitch.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Not in my fucking manor they won't.

The only thing we observe in our stadium, other than 11 useless cunts running around like spastics, is a drunken old bitch rambling into a microphone on the pitch.

That will be my enduring memory of Delia Smith. Forget the patronising cook books explaining how to boil water, or the obscure fact that she baked the cake on a Beatles album cover. No. I will remember a gin soaked depressive middle class hag, desperately attempting to relate to the great unwashed. A bit like when Frank posted that video of himself talking to black people.

[Decimus]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That will be my enduring memory of Delia Smith. Forget the patronising cook books explaining how to boil water, or the obscure fact that she baked the cake on a Beatles album cover. No. I will remember a gin soaked depressive middle class hag, desperately attempting to relate to the great unwashed. A bit like when Frank posted that video of himself talking to black people.

If I was to engage my @King Billy tin foil hat, I'd suggest it was a ploy to get people to forget about a certain photo that came to light around about the same time:

 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Not in my fucking manor they won't.

The only thing we observe in our stadium, other than 11 useless cunts running around like spastics, is a drunken old bitch rambling into a microphone on the pitch.

I didn't know Grace Jones was a fan 

[Decimus]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

I didn't know Grace Jones was a fan 

If she was, she'd be the only black face in the crowd.

[Eric Cuntman]

50 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If I was to engage my @King Billy tin foil hat, I'd suggest it was a ploy to get people to forget about a certain photo that came to light around about the same time:

 

The tractor fiddling cunt.

[Stubby Pecker]

7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Jesus Pen, you thick fucking geriatric spastic cunt.

With any luck the marbles are going, or it’s getting impossible to see through ‘her’ inch thick milk bottle glasses 

[Penny Farthing]

7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Jesus Pen, you thick fucking geriatric spastic cunt.

Get fucked Llama Rama.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That's what happens when you have a murdering, giraffed necked cunt, ruling your shithole of a country. 

True, but its only what Withers deserves.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

With any luck the marbles are going, or it’s getting impossible to see through ‘her’ inch thick milk bottle glasses 

‘She, He, It’ has got a gigantic ‘Japs Eye’ downstairs that more than compensates for the two decomposing whelks rotting in its lifeless eye sockets. The prehistoric old freak is probably immortal.

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Where's Billy gonna get his post pub kofte kebab from, when Yilmaz fucks off? 

I rarely go in pubs these days as they’re mostly full of gormless, retarded, hugely overweight layabouts wearing Wembley Market fake football shirts, who without invitation insist on shaking hands every five minutes, hugging you like a fucking Grizzly Bear, rambling on for hours about every subject they know absolutely fuck all about, and then because they’re fucking gormless retards (which was the first thing I pointed out about them) flying into an unexplainable rage and offering to fight everyone in the place, until Eric or one of his colleagues gently but firmly escorts him to the rear exit (where the stupid cunt will wake up a few hours later with absolutely no idea how he came to have a broken jaw, two black eyes and no front teeth).

The idea of entering one of these filthy, rat infested, subhuman immigrant staffed, so called ‘take aways’ with the intention of handing over a sum of cash in exchange for something that I would never allow my dogs to eat even if they were at the point of death by malnutrition due to my missus and I suddenly becoming paralysed from the eyebrows down, is even more less likely than me going to the pub, so thanks for the concern Gypps but I feel sure that I’ll be OK.

[camberwell gypsy]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I rarely go in pubs these days as they’re mostly full of gormless, retarded, hugely overweight layabouts wearing Wembley Market fake football shirts, who without invitation insist on shaking hands every five minutes, hugging you like a fucking Grizzly Bear, rambling on for hours about every subject they know absolutely fuck all about, and then because they’re fucking gormless retards (which was the first thing I pointed out about them) flying into an unexplainable rage and offering to fight everyone in the place, until Eric or one of his colleagues gently but firmly escorts him to the rear exit (where the stupid cunt will wake up a few hours later with absolutely no idea how he came to have a broken jaw, two black eyes and no front teeth).

The idea of entering one of these filthy, rat infested, subhuman immigrant staffed, so called ‘take aways’ with the intention of handing over a sum of cash in exchange for something that I would never allow my dogs to eat even if they were at the point of death by malnutrition due to my missus and I suddenly becoming paralysed from the eyebrows down, is even more less likely than me going to the pub, so thanks for the concern Gypps but I feel sure that I’ll be OK.

Does that include the ones back home that have portraits of her majesty (I suppose ole King wingnut now) on the wall, Ian Paisley, barbed wire at the windows and shady looking cunts sipping Harp lager?

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Does that include the ones back home that have portraits of her majesty (I suppose ole King wingnut now) on the wall, Ian Paisley, barbed wire at the windows and shady looking cunts sipping Harp lager?

Yes.

[Wolfie]

23 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Get fucked Llama Rama.

Oh dear! It looks as though I've pierced that thin tranny skin again.

If only it was as thick as your foreskin, you desolate, lonely old cock-in-a-frock.

[Penny Farthing]

15 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Oh dear! It looks as though I've pierced that thin tranny skin again.

If only it was as thick as your foreskin, you desolate, lonely old cock-in-a-frock.

Good evening @Wolfie

[Cillian Murphy]

On 11/02/2023 at 21:05, Wolfie said:

Empathy at large is a good example of the difference between us (white Westerners) and them (ragheads, especially Shia). In spite of our country's often poignant historic military conquests, indigenous Britons and most other northen European Caucasian species have evolved to feel a sense of recognition and assistance for when fellow man, woman & child are suffering. 25-30 years ago you might have argued the British public (for example) had better access to live media/earthquake-affected areas such as this than their Middle Eastern couterparts, thus spawning a wave of charity contributions. But not any more, with popular Islamic station live-feeds such as Al Jazeera available everywhere.

This is one of many reasons why I'm not keen for any more of the segregated, incestuous, woman-beating, greedy, gold-toothed, sexist, halal-snorting, animal-disrespecting, BO-emitting, still-prefer-to-shit-in-the-ground, mosque-obsessed primitive bumclothes to be given British passports. They are not us, and we are not them.  

I didn`t  even read this reply, I got bored. Sorry, maybe try harder next time.

[Decimus]

22 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:

I didn`t  even read this reply, I got bored. Sorry, maybe try harder next time.

Can't say I'm surprised, it was longer than two sentences and contained some big words.

Get fucked, cretin.

[King Billy]

52 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:

I got bored. Sorry, maybe try harder next time.

No one will mind if you don’t bother.

[Last Cunt Standing]

An interesting twist on a Turkey earthquake thread which morphed into a tired exchange on footballer incomes, is the news today that Christian Atsu, ex-Everton and Newcastle Ghanaian import, has woken up dead. Pancaked in his Turkish mansion, it seems he wasn’t fast enough to pull on his dressing gown and dash out into the street when he needed to, which is quite poor for a professional athlete. 

Thank Christ he didn’t play for Liverpool. The candlelit vigil would have gone on all week. 

Maybe he died happy, up to his pubis in some Turkish Instagram star, and not trapped beneath rubble for days, wishing he’d stayed on Tyneside.