Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Neil said: those that nonce, bugger and generally shag anything including raspberries Funny you should mention this while the story below is currently in the the Top Ten supposed "news" items on the BBC website. The disabled woman and her sex worker It actually made me feel quite sick, but that's Australians for you I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Funny you should mention this while the story below is currently in the the Top Ten supposed "news" items on the BBC website. The disabled woman and her sex worker It actually made me feel quite sick, but that's Australians for you I suppose. They found her on the floor of the hotel, apparently someone stood her up 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Neil said: They found her on the floor of the hotel, apparently someone stood her up 'ere all week It was you that left her hooked to the park railings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 Let her tyres down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 54 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re barely literate…. Are you a Dustman? Read that back and do it again you eucharistic eunuch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 Tidy Flaps on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tidy Flaps on this one It will always be Cheryl Baker for me. Fuckable, likeable, and a proper sort of bird than can probably make a decent cup of tea and get the bacon just crispy enough without burning it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 Bucks Jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I suppose it's OK for greengrocers to misuse apostrophes like that. Do you work on the market? You'll also notice @Earl of Punkape has edited his comment to STDs after your gentle piss-take, but completely missed "MP's". Only someone with the skill of a remedial GCSE English student could make such a move, lol. 'Earl' of Punkape indeed... I can just imagine his proud old man: "...'Cor blimey guvnor! Me boy's only gone dun it... a faaackin' estate agent! Wot a wanker, but troof is I'm as praaud as Aylesbury duck. Make us anover cuppa – two sugars luv." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 29 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You'll also notice @Earl of Punkape has edited his comment to STDs after your gentle piss-take, but completely missed "MP's". Only someone with the skill of a remedial GCSE English student could make such a move, lol. 'Earl' of Punkape indeed... I can just imagine his proud old man: "...'Cor blimey guvnor! Me boy's only gone dun it... a faaackin' estate agent! Wot a wanker, but troof is I'm as praaud as Aylesbury duck. Make us anover cuppa – two sugars luv." Good Arrerrs 180tehhh Peasant. lolz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 hours ago, and said: So you're admitting you did fuck him/her/it up the arse? That's a brave confession for one of CC's biggest Mary Whitehouse advocates. Well done for getting in a selfie for your new avatar, lol... actually, was the photo taken by a fellow inmate as you were about to throw your muck, Miggs-style, doggie poo bag in the other hand, at the poor psychiatric nurse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You'll also notice @Earl of Punkape has edited his comment to STDs after your gentle piss-take, but completely missed "MP's". Only someone with the skill of a remedial GCSE English student could make such a move, lol. 'Earl' of Punkape indeed... I can just imagine his proud old man: "...'Cor blimey guvnor! Me boy's only gone dun it... a faaackin' estate agent! Wot a wanker, but troof is I'm as praaud as Aylesbury duck. Make us anover cuppa – two sugars luv." Intelligent earls are rarer than yetis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I went out with someone at university who came from there. I thought that because it was in Cheshire it'd be full of big houses and sports cars, but was disabused of that notion within thirty seconds of entering the shit hole. Macc is Crewe Lite .. they even demolished the castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: One word .. Runcorn. Ok, two ..Crewe You forgot Winsford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Well done for getting in a selfie for your new avatar Thanks for your good wishes, it is a few notches above your own scribbled attempts at artwork, from the wall of your own padded cell no doubt. I'm also astonished how colourful it is, I thought they only gave out green crayons to inmates like you, for fear you might injure yourself playing with something that has a sharp point on it. Although, I am sorry to see you still have that obsession with canines, some things never change...🐩 Never mind, if you were to put in a bit more effort, that reserved place at a remedial school would soon be within your grasp.Good luck, Wiffles. And I mean that most sincerely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: 180tehhh Will be the amount of days you spend in The Cooler after I reported you...If you're lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: 180tehhh The amount of men, in the past year, ranging from pizza delivery motorcyclists to Indian waiters and Caribbean taxi drivers, who've left your squalid little Cheshire flat the morning after, feeling a bit like Stuart Lubbock with an answered prayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The amount of men, in the past year, ranging from pizza delivery motorcyclists to Indian waiters and Caribbean taxi drivers, who've left your squalid little Cheshire flat the morning after, feeling a bit like Stuart Lubbock with an answered prayer. Fred West and the Patio lifters….. lol. 180tehhh bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Will be the amount of days you spend in The Cooler after I reported you...If you're lucky. Are you in Liverpool yet with your van load of freshly shampooed and coiffured Gerbils for the weekend? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: You'll also notice @Earl of Punkape has edited his comment to STDs after your gentle piss-take, but completely missed "MP's". Only someone with the skill of a remedial GCSE English student could make such a move, lol. 'Earl' of Punkape indeed... I can just imagine his proud old man: "...'Cor blimey guvnor! Me boy's only gone dun it... a faaackin' estate agent! Wot a wanker, but troof is I'm as praaud as Aylesbury duck. Make us anover cuppa – two sugars luv." What on earth has Subscriber Trunk Dialling got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 More research….Semi-Finals. The Croatia entry was disgusting. 5 cross dressing perverts utterly talentless. No wonder children are confused then subsequently groomed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If the Russians and Putin were to drop a nuke on the UK and it landed on Liverpool…..few tears would be shed for the treacherous scum in their ghastly hovels next to the river Mersey. From booing our national anthem to robbing their own dead at Hillsborough these scurrilous wretches are now hosting an international perverts festival. An unsavoury and bizarre preview was shown on TV yesterday and 90% of those interviewed were sodomites, Transosdomites and/or HIV carriers as were the interviewers. Let’s be clear…the majority of the contestants will be here to commit gross indecency as often and with as many other perverts as they can. If that means spreading HIV and a myriad of other STDs so much the better. The people of Liverpool are happily facilitating this festival of filth to tick the diversity boxes of their socio-Stalinesque local government twats and MP’s Jurgen Klopp is a cunt. Much as it pains me to say it, I wholeheartedly agree with you. The whole thing is an abomination and imo is right up there with golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The producers and participants of Eurobuggery want to impress and inveigle as many youngsters as possible with unnatural sexual practices and gender perversions. Next years contest will be live from The Vatican presumably? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Much as it pains me to say it, I wholeheartedly agree with you. The whole thing is an abomination and imo is right up there with golf. Well even if you started to appreciate golf and wanted to join a decent club you wouldn’t get in anyway. Your sort of people are weeded out way before any formal approach to a club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Next years contest will be live from The Vatican presumably? Perhaps you should scour the streets of Rotherham, Rochdale and Keighley for answers. The nations flight from Christianity is throwing our youth onto a bonfire… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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