King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well even if you started to appreciate golf and wanted to join a decent club you wouldn’t get in anyway. Your sort of people are weeded out way before any formal approach to a club. I bet you’re fed up with everyone shouting ‘sand iron’ when you’re playing out of a bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet you’re fed up with everyone shouting ‘sand iron’ when you’re playing out of a bunker. We play “Camels” at my club when you go in sand but you don’t need to know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We play “Camels” at my club when you go in sand but you don’t need to know the rest. Is that when you ‘hump’ your playing partner when he bends down to pick up his ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: 2 sugars luv. Are they your two African glory hole chums, Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We play “Camels” at my club Indeed, I've seen footage on 'The Pride of Britain Awards' of you playing with multiple handicaps at the indoor Warrington Mencap Crazy Golf Course. Spastic, fantasist cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: We play “Camels” at my club when you go in sand but you don’t need to know the rest. I wasn't sure if you smoked cigarettes but I had heard that you like to suck on a camel now and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: More research….Semi-Finals. The Croatia entry was disgusting. 5 cross dressing perverts utterly talentless. No wonder children are confused then subsequently groomed.. There only appears to be one member on here with intimate knowledge of this Eurovision thing, and you’re clearly it. What a peculiar and contradictory little runt you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There only appears to be one member on here with intimate knowledge of this Eurovision thing, and you’re clearly it. What a peculiar and contradictory little runt you really are. “Know thine enemy to better inflict defeat” Good evening fool and cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are they your two African glory hole chums, Punkers? Get some hoovering done wench. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 55 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Get some hoovering done wench. ‘Vacuuming’. Only council tenants say ‘hoovering’. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 I've just turned on the wireless to hear some proper news and laugh at P.Trump only to be assaulted by a sample of vile caterwauling and some blather about the ongoing pouffest. Since when has this parade of trivial nonsense been spread over a whole fucking week?It was popular in the '60swhen there were only three TV channels and pizza was thought sophisticated but now, surely, taste should have moved on a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The nations You still haven't got the hang of the apostrophe thing have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 29 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: You still haven't got the hang of the apostrophe thing have you? Are you going to explain? You can then explain what your last prison incarceration was all about…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Vacuuming’. Only council tenants say ‘hoovering’. Lol I’d wager she “ takes washing in” as well… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are they your two African glory hole chums, Punkers? Do you take washing in luv ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you going to explain? No, it should be obvious to anyone literate. If your parents paid for your education, they really should ask for their money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: No, it should be obvious to anyone literate. If your parents paid for your education, they really should ask for their money back. You should explain why you went to prison.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 21 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Saviles in your case… lol. i assume you’re attending Eurovision… and presumably camping…. Lol. FFS, well that didn't last long. I hope you're comfortable 'cos I've thrown away the key. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: You should explain why you went to prison.. See you in another 18 months, you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 You are a cunt, Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 He was on borrowed time anyway. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65536276 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Vacuuming’. Only council tenants say ‘hoovering’. Lol I expect he enjoys a bit of a suck from Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He was on borrowed time anyway. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65536276 Ah, the good old Somerset gimp. All he wants is for someone to put a dog collar around his neck and put him in a box, people have no culture these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 49 minutes ago, Roadkill said: All he wants is for someone to put a dog collar around his neck and put him in a box, people have no culture these days. Exactly Roadkill. Fucking ungrateful cow, phoning the police like that. Do you know how hard it is to get a reliable and cheap cleaner these days? This cunt will come round, clean your whole house from top to bottom, and all for just a simple dog's bowl filled with piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Ah, the good old Somerset gimp. All he wants is for someone to put a dog collar around his neck and put him in a box, people have no culture these days. I wish that I had said that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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