Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 19 hours ago, Carl Sway said: See what I mean? A piece of piss. No, I said you're a (midget) piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 21 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Give it a rest, you little midget, faggot cunt. We all know your 'preferred type' of woman is alarmingly young for most non perverts, however, why do come across and act like a fucking teenager cunt? Is this persona a desperate way of appearing attractive to your preferred, younger type, considering your no doubt notching 40 and still live at your parents? You will give proper answer, you sinister (midget) piece of shit. Lol TBH if anyone can be described as "sinister" it is you .. most likely your inane rantings here being drug fueled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 53 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: TBH if anyone can be described as "sinister" it is you .. most likely your inane rantings here being drug fueled. You're lack of self awareness is truly shocking and hilarious at the same time. I wont bother explaining your pathetic existence here to you again, as 1) you thrive on any attention, be it negative or positive and 2) what with this website being the highlight of your life, you're already sad and pathetic enough, without me giving you another kick up the bollocks. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 Look at the little Muppet troll trying to have a dig. Turn it in, twaat, it ain't working. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 43 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Look at the little Muppet troll trying to have a dig. Turn it in, twaat, it ain't working. Oh, of course, it's not working at all is it? You've only gone and responded though haven't you. Lol. Carl, you stupid perverted cunt, are you actually calling me little? You've admitted to being 5'4 on here. Lol You've also slagged off South East accents in your recent nomination, yet write 'it aint' working... Sounds like you're trying to be a bit cockney to me, you complete and utter bellend. Lol. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 There is a horrible sense of desperation about their posts, trying to get a direct reply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: There is a horrible sense of desperation about their posts, trying to get a direct reply. Who are you talking to? Shut up you cunt. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: TBH if anyone can be described as "sinister" it is you .. most likely your inane rantings here being drug fueled. Nothing ‘sinister’ about you though eh? Just a perfectly normal, everyday, hormone blocker fuelled, cock swinging pre-op, emaciated and lonely old man, devoid of any friends or family, lurking around after dark in charity shop doorways, fully resplendent in the moth eaten clothing of several long dead real biological women. Kill yourself and save someone else the bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Look at the little Muppet troll trying to have a dig. Turn it in, twaat, it ain't working. @Old Chap Raasclaat is 6’7” you stupid little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 58 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Old Chap Raasclaat is 6’7” you stupid little cunt. Exactly DC, here's some video from my 174th birthday party last year, hardly a short arse like Carl Swaydebeast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 On 29/05/2023 at 11:50, Roadkill said: Where the hell is Eric? Has he been stabbed again? I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble… I just got an horrendous frizzy image in my head. I hope that's not you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 On 29/05/2023 at 12:40, Decimus said: I hope not, although his own DIY first aid sounded pretty ingenious and effective. Somewhat surprisingly I'm not in the habit of getting stabbed myself, but should I ever get shivved I'd sooner trust myself to Eric's tender mercies than my local fucking A&E. It wasn’t much of a stabbing. And the visit to A&E was more painful to be honest. It was a little Philips screwdriver. Not even a decent one like a Stanley so I didn’t bother keeping it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: I just got an horrendous frizzy image in my head. I hope that's not you. No. I’m not Oprah Winfrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble… I've got a soft spot for this song, but don't tell anyone. Good to see you back, it's been boring without you other than ShitPipe imploding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It wasn’t much of a stabbing. You can blame me for that. I was only willing to pay the cunt a tenner. If a jobs worth doing......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: You can blame me for that. I was only willing to pay the cunt a tenner. If a jobs worth doing......... He did mention a garlic stinking cadaverous pervert attempting to thrust some shit stained Euros into his hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble… Fuck off. I’m two away and I’ve put a mediocre nom up to squeeze me up the LB and then I can fuckin retire. Either like my mediocrity or at least have the common decency to stay dead for a bit. How’s the lymph nodes btw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck off. I’m two away and I’ve put a mediocre nom up to squeeze me up the LB and then I can fuckin retire. Either like my mediocrity or at least have the common decency to stay dead for a bit. How’s the lymph nodes btw? Eric’s not dead DC. He just threw me out of Faces in Gants Hill and told me never to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric’s not dead DC. He just threw me out of Faces in Gants Hill and told me never to come back. One Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric’s not dead DC. He just threw me out of Faces in Gants Hill and told me never to come back. I thought @and used to go there but that was ‘Faeces!’ Easy mistake to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 On 03/06/2023 at 14:31, Dick Fiddler said: Try Raquels Basildon(if it's still going). Bernie O’Mabullshit got Vinnie Jones to play him in Rise Of The Exaggerator 14. the stupid fat cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bernie O’Mabullshit got Vinnie Jones to play him in Rise Of The Exaggerator 14. the stupid fat cunt. Similar to how you never meet a Londoner over a certain age who didn't know the Krays, I'm yet to encounter anyone between the age of 50 and 60 from Essex who didn't know these cunts. I worked with a bloke from Basildon a couple of years ago who claimed to have a scanty connection via his brother's, best mate's, step father's neighbour. Bearing in mind the link was tenuous enough to be open to ridicule, it didn't help the fat cunt's braggadocio that everyone in our department was under 30 and not a fan of Sean Bean, so didn't have a clue who he was wheezing on about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Similar to how you never meet a Londoner over a certain age who didn't know the Krays, I'm yet to encounter anyone between the age of 50 and 60 from Essex who didn't know these cunts. I worked with a bloke from Basildon a couple of years ago who claimed to have a scanty connection via his brother's, best mate's, step father's neighbour. Bearing in mind the link was tenuous enough to be open to ridicule, it didn't help the fat cunt's braggadocio that everyone in our department was under 30 and not a fan of Sean Bean, so didn't have a clue who he was wheezing on about. Never met a Man City fan who didn’t have a season ticket when they were in the old 3rd division. By my reckoning, they must have had an average attendance of 200,000 and some of the devoted weren’t even born. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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