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Decimus

Decimus

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27 minutes ago, and said:

That's a bit fuckin' rich, coming from the Poundshop @Frank

LOL

Look at the LTP stats if you're capable of counting without your fingers, I think it's clear who is the cheaper version of whom. Frank's existence these days is limited to propping up the various site freaks and outcasts, and he can't even manage that competently.

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Cuntybaws

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19 hours ago, Decimus said:

You seriously are one little weird pervert who needs to be watched extremely closely.

I’ve just realised that my classic reimagining of Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky starring Jazz seems to have vanished from the archives. I may rework it for Carl at some point if anyone is interested?

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Cuntybaws

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Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.)

Twas orgid and the evil Sway 
Perlubrified his horn,
And whambled off three times a day 
While looking at his porn. 

But then one day he heard a sound 
That got his cock a swellin’,
And lust envopped him at a bound,
It was - a little Ellen!

He sprungled out without a care,
He lecherpelped and then,
He grasped her by her ravened hair,
And whooshed her to his den. 

He tore away her outerprouts,
Her hockeylocks as well,
Her trainybra was cast aside,
And then her scanties fell. 

At last he had her in the nod,
Her whapperjaps exposed,
She gulpied down his cockterprod,
Which rose and rose and rose. 

Then with a cataclysmic roar,
And one last mighty suck,
He came with such tremultuous force,
He blew her clean to fuck. 

Her scarletparts and clittybits,
Were mincied in a jiff,
But still the Sway was happy,
‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. 

 

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Dyslexic cnut

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.)

Twas orgid and the evil Sway 
Perlubrified his horn,
And whambled off three times a day 
While looking at his porn. 

But then one day he heard a sound 
That got his cock a swellin’,
And lust envopped him at a bound,
It was - a little Ellen!

He sprungled out without a care,
He lecherpelped and then,
He grasped her by her ravened hair,
And whooshed her to his den. 

He tore away her outerprouts,
Her hockeylocks as well,
Her trainybra was cast aside,
And then her scanties fell. 

At last he had her in the nod,
Her whapperjaps exposed,
She gulpied down his cockterprod,
Which rose and rose and rose. 

Then with a cataclysmic roar,
And one last mighty suck,
He came with such tremultuous force,
He blew her clean to fuck. 

Her scarletparts and clittybits,
Were mincied in a jiff,
But still the Sway was happy,
‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. 

 

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Decimus

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.)

Twas orgid and the evil Sway 
Perlubrified his horn,
And whambled off three times a day 
While looking at his porn. 

But then one day he heard a sound 
That got his cock a swellin’,
And lust envopped him at a bound,
It was - a little Ellen!

He sprungled out without a care,
He lecherpelped and then,
He grasped her by her ravened hair,
And whooshed her to his den. 

He tore away her outerprouts,
Her hockeylocks as well,
Her trainybra was cast aside,
And then her scanties fell. 

At last he had her in the nod,
Her whapperjaps exposed,
She gulpied down his cockterprod,
Which rose and rose and rose. 

Then with a cataclysmic roar,
And one last mighty suck,
He came with such tremultuous force,
He blew her clean to fuck. 

Her scarletparts and clittybits,
Were mincied in a jiff,
But still the Sway was happy,
‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. 

 

Beautiful, a portrait of Dorian Sway.

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Frank

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41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.)

Twas orgid and the evil Sway 
Perlubrified his horn,
And whambled off three times a day 
While looking at his porn. 

But then one day he heard a sound 
That got his cock a swellin’,
And lust envopped him at a bound,
It was - a little Ellen!

He sprungled out without a care,
He lecherpelped and then,
He grasped her by her ravened hair,
And whooshed her to his den. 

He tore away her outerprouts,
Her hockeylocks as well,
Her trainybra was cast aside,
And then her scanties fell. 

At last he had her in the nod,
Her whapperjaps exposed,
She gulpied down his cockterprod,
Which rose and rose and rose. 

Then with a cataclysmic roar,
And one last mighty suck,
He came with such tremultuous force,
He blew her clean to fuck. 

Her scarletparts and clittybits,
Were mincied in a jiff,
But still the Sway was happy,
‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. 

 

Rubbish. Not a patch on my rendition of Chantilly Lace circa 2015. 

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Dyslexic cnut

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26 minutes ago, Frank said:

Rubbish. Not a patch on my rendition of Chantilly Lace circa 2015. 

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Frank, you can be dickhead at times, was the work worth the 10 minutes the post was up?

2017 nobhead. Looks like it went down a storm.

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Decimus

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4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 

Mrs Roops

Frank, you can be dickhead at times, was the work worth the 10 minutes the post was up?

2017 nobhead. Looks like it went down a storm.

Back in the days when Frank could raise more than just a solitary smile from an embattled, suspect cunt that everybody hates. 

His amount of bans per year directly correlate with the standard of his material. If you don't believe me, the last time he spent any time in The Cooler was in 2017. Think about it, has he made anyone laugh since?

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Dyslexic cnut

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51 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Back in the days when Frank could raise more than just a solitary smile from an embattled, suspect cunt that everybody hates. 

His amount of bans per year directly correlate with the standard of his material. If you don't believe me, the last time he spent any time in The Cooler was in 2017. Think about it, has he made anyone laugh since?

I’m glad I wasn’t born. Whatever he had has now gone. Poor cunt.

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13 hours ago, Decimus said:

Back in the days when Frank could raise more than just a solitary smile from an embattled, suspect cunt that everybody hates. 

His amount of bans per year directly correlate with the standard of his material. If you don't believe me, the last time he spent any time in The Cooler was in 2017. Think about it, has he made anyone laugh since?

The only thing that would raise a laugh from me, is if I have sight of a certified copy of his death certificate.  Preferably with cause of death 'Bad Aids & Cancer', and father 'Unknown'

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22 hours ago, Decimus said:

Look at the LTP stats

When they said there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics, they forgot to include anything that you said, or will ever say.

You're well known for being 'economical with the truth'.

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21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here you go then. (Will prostitute my poetic talent for “likes”.)

Twas orgid and the evil Sway 
Perlubrified his horn,
And whambled off three times a day 
While looking at his porn. 

But then one day he heard a sound 
That got his cock a swellin’,
And lust envopped him at a bound,
It was - a little Ellen!

He sprungled out without a care,
He lecherpelped and then,
He grasped her by her ravened hair,
And whooshed her to his den. 

He tore away her outerprouts,
Her hockeylocks as well,
Her trainybra was cast aside,
And then her scanties fell. 

At last he had her in the nod,
Her whapperjaps exposed,
She gulpied down his cockterprod,
Which rose and rose and rose. 

Then with a cataclysmic roar,
And one last mighty suck,
He came with such tremultuous force,
He blew her clean to fuck. 

Her scarletparts and clittybits,
Were mincied in a jiff,
But still the Sway was happy,
‘Cos he had her pants to sniff. 

 

John Cooper Clarke won't be losing any sleep,  but William McGonagall's looking a bit worried.

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