Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 Not a cunt in itself but the death of one. Good. Dirty little camel fondling sand-nonce. Clearly proud of his status as a brown pervert as demonstrated by his willingness to erect a statue commemorating another one. Burn in Durka Durka hell you snidey little Bedouin shitcunt. Tell your cunt kid and his brain dead bint I said fuck off as well. It’s a pity Prince Philip isn’t here to snigger at your funeral/goat barbecue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not a cunt in itself but the death of one. Good. Dirty little camel fondling sand-nonce. Clearly proud of his status as a brown pervert as demonstrated by his willingness to erect a statue commemorating another one. Burn in Durka Durka hell you snidey little Bedouin shitcunt. Tell your cunt kid and his brain dead bint I said fuck off as well. It’s a pity Prince Philip isn’t here to snigger at your funeral/goat barbecue. Tbf Eric he did have the business acumen to bail out of Harrods, when it became obvious that Aldi and Lidl were a slightly cheaper option for the average single mother on benefits in Knightsbridge doing her weekly big shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Tbf Eric he did have the business acumen to bail out of Harrods, when it became obvious that Aldi and Lidl were a slightly cheaper option for the average single mother on benefits in Knightsbridge doing her weekly big shop. Thick as a brick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Thick as a brick. Too Old to Rock and Roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not a cunt in itself but the death of one. Good. Dirty little camel fondling sand-nonce. Clearly proud of his status as a brown pervert as demonstrated by his willingness to erect a statue commemorating another one. Burn in Durka Durka hell you snidey little Bedouin shitcunt. Tell your cunt kid and his brain dead bint I said fuck off as well. It’s a pity Prince Philip isn’t here to snigger at your funeral/goat barbecue. The Alexandrian street urchin cunt’s actual name was simply ‘Fayed’ which, in Arabic translates as ‘shady sex-pest sand-nigger.’ He added the ‘Al’ prefix in order to add a little gravitas to his low status I believe. Anyway…I hope it was slow and agonising. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Thick as a brick. Thank you. Purely because it came from you Ill wear that as a badge of honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not a cunt in itself but the death of one. Good. Dirty little camel fondling sand-nonce. Clearly proud of his status as a brown pervert as demonstrated by his willingness to erect a statue commemorating another one. Burn in Durka Durka hell you snidey little Bedouin shitcunt. Tell your cunt kid and his brain dead bint I said fuck off as well. It’s a pity Prince Philip isn’t here to snigger at your funeral/goat barbecue. Not a fan then, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Thick as a brick. Good but not as good as 'Living in the Past'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The Alexandrian street urchin cunt’s actual name was simply ‘Fayed’ which, in Arabic translates as ‘shady sex-pest sand-nigger.’ He added the ‘Al’ prefix in order to add a little gravitas to his low status I believe. Anyway…I hope it was slow and agonising. I thought it was a tribute to Paul Simon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 15 hours ago, Frank said: Thick as a brick. Dense as a neutron star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dense as a neutron star Is the Neutron bar as good as the Mars bar and what about the Milky Way kid? (Why have my emoji suggestions got a tear and sad face?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 I blame Prince Philip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I blame Prince Philip. He’s still here. When the host body withers away they unzip it and transfer the lizard into a new one. The new one will probably be a Pakistani to avoid suspicion. A woman most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s still here. When the host body withers away they unzip it and transfer the lizard into a new one. The new one will probably be a Pakistani to avoid suspicion. A woman most likely. Let's hope it's better than the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Is the Neutron bar as good as the Mars bar and what about the Milky Way kid? (Why have my emoji suggestions got a tear and sad face?) Milky Bar kid. What's the betting the next Milky Bar kids an ethnic? That would be fucking ironic. "De milky bars on I. Innit bluds"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Milky Bar kid. A Beginners Mistake... thank you for correcting me. School starts Wednesday morning for you but wear a safety helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: A Beginners Mistake... thank you for correcting me. School starts Wednesday morning for you but wear a safety helmet. Thursday for me. I'm taking a Diabetes clinic so I'll be masked up so I don't have to put up with the smell of unwashed feet. The filthy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thursday for me. I'm taking a Diabetes clinic so I'll be masked up so I don't have to put up with the smell of unwashed feet. The filthy bastards. I lost entitled little cunt at "bag of dog shit" and I lost you at "taking". Does this site come with a Google translation service? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Milky Bar kid. What's the betting the next Milky Bar kids an ethnic? That would be fucking ironic. "De milky bars on I. Innit bluds"? Who was the Kid, I seem to remember he went on to something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I lost entitled little cunt at "bag of dog shit" and I lost you at "taking". Does this site come with a Google translation service? When she says “taking a diabetes clinic”, she means, telling her cousins which hospital it’s parked outside so they can tow it away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 On 03/09/2023 at 11:07, Cunty BigBollox said: Dense as a neutron star Disappointing as a crate of Kaliber on giro day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 On 03/09/2023 at 22:21, camberwell gypsy said: Thursday for me. I'm taking a Diabetes clinic so I'll be masked up so I don't have to put up with the smell of unwashed feet. The filthy bastards. Put ten sugars in in their tea, tell them the clinics cancelled this week and send the cunts home. None of them will turn up next week, fucking gangrenous old cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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