King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Frank said: It’s probably best that I lie low for the foreseeable. I know that in the past we haven’t seen eye to eye at times, but if you’re serious about fucking off for a while have you any tips for me to improve my popularity on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 On 20/03/2024 at 08:21, Penny Farthing said: Who the fuck are you .. we are not into that sort of thing .. show some respect to your betters. 😠 Get your cock out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Say it ain’t so Frank, has the darkie had you over? Bent over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Frank said: Ape, I’m taking a bit of a pasting this evening. Tensions are sky-high, and rightly so! It’s probably best that I lie low for the foreseeable. See you in June x Hopefully June 2029, I should be dead by then. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Hopefully June 2029, I should be dead by then. What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: I know that in the past we haven’t seen eye to eye at times, but if you’re serious about fucking off for a while have you any tips for me to improve my popularity on here? Suicide spring to mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt? The old Stephen Hawking/Harvey Price conundrum? It’s almost impossible to pick a winner in such a 100% lose/lose contest without closely inspecting both of the competitors shit filled underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Suicide spring to mind. Go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt? Complicated is the term I would favour. A bit like my Electric sewage digester. In as much that it breaks down a lot, and is full of shit. Baileys & Nightnurse indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt? I went to the restaurant in Paphos which, apparently, his "cousin" owns and, apparently, if I mentioned his name I'd get a discounted meal and drinks all night. I did this and all I got was "Walnut headed, son of a bitch poof. He go and fuck himself, innit". So a definite cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to the restaurant in Paphos which, apparently, his "cousin" owns and, apparently, if I mentioned his name I'd get a discounted meal and drinks all night. I did this and all I got was "Walnut headed, son of a bitch poof. He go and fuck himself, innit". So a definite cunt Was he bald, and sporting a distended prolapsed rectum. If so, Frank aint bullshitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 56 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A bit like my Electric sewage digester. In as much that it breaks down a lot, and is full of shit. Ha ha! Serves you right for moving to France you mincing old geriatric poof. If you’d stayed in the U.K. the NHS would have looked after you, and then you wouldn’t have had to buy a second (or third) hand colostomy bag on EBay, then constantly complain about your own shit running down your leg onto your flip flops. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 16 hours ago, Wolfie said: Fucking hell, I hope you're more fun when you've had a few glasses of wine. It was an appropriate response to your Karenicity which wasn't exactly a bundle of laughs either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Careful there Dear Leader, resorting to brutish sexism when challenged might be considered passé. Quite right, Darren. Anyway, put your apron back on and get me a coffee, white no sugar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Quite right, Darren. Anyway, put your apron back on and get me a coffee, white no sugar. Darren? Are you on fucking glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Darren? Are you on fucking glue? Do you get this from a Pharmacy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 @Mrs Roops, as you advised me once... Stop pursuing vendettas etc blah, blah blah. Anyways, did you witness me send an out of control, drunk on leaderboard success Frank running away with his tail between his legs? It could well be my finest hour on the corner and I was wondering what you thought about it? PS. Why have you killed DC? Reinstate him immediately, or our dirty weekend in Port Talbot is off. Is that understood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Complicated is the term I would favour. A bit like my Electric sewage digester. In as much that it breaks down a lot, and is full of shit. Baileys & Nightnurse indeed. Stop talking shit about shit Withers, you French Worm. Did you see me dispatch Frank yesterday? What are your thoughts on the subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What’s your opinion of Frank’s recent behaviour? Clever or cunt? @Ape™️ I am waiting for a call from LCE to tell me that my camera lens has arrived .. do you have any thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 15 hours ago, Frank said: Ape, I’m taking a bit of a pasting this evening. Tensions are sky-high, and rightly so! It’s probably best that I lie low for the foreseeable. See you in June x Exit, pursued by a bare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: @Ape™️ I am waiting for a call from LCE to tell me that my camera lens has arrived .. do you have any thoughts? As a matter of fact I do - shove your new lens up your arse and kill yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Mrs Roops, as you advised me once... Stop pursuing vendettas etc blah, blah blah. Anyways, did you witness me send an out of control, drunk on leaderboard success Frank running away with his tail between his legs? It could well be my finest hour on the corner and I was wondering what you thought about it? Oh, if that's what you think happened then knock yourself out. The truth is Frank probably doesn't give a toss and is laughing his head of watching some of you clucking like a bunch of demented hens high-fiving each other. I did previously warn that he's a notorious wind-up merchant... 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: PS. Why have you killed DC? Reinstate him immediately, or our dirty weekend in Port Talbot is off. Is that understood? I haven't, but the threat of a dirty weekend with you is encouragement enough to take DC out of the freezer and straight into the incinerator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: shove your new lens up your arse and kill yourself. You could probably unfold the James Webb Space Telescope up there without even touching the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh, if that's what you think happened then knock yourself out. The truth is Frank probably doesn't give a toss and is laughing his head of watching some of you clucking like a bunch of demented hens high-fiving each other. I did previously warn that he's a notorious wind-up merchant... I haven't, but the threat of a dirty weekend with you is encouragement enough to take DC out of the freezer and straight into the incinerator. Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath. In fact, the only way to score any kind of victory over him is to go full Will Graham and reply in exactly the manner he would if faced with himself. And that only frustrates him mildly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath. It's a common misconception that sociopaths don't get upset or angry. It's empathy they lack, not emotions. Trust me, he's off somewhere raging - it's that poor sausage dog I feel sorry for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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