colonelkurtz Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644 It seems the fashion faux pas commited by that Simpering Yorkshire Cunt Alan Titchmarsh has enraged Supreme leader Kim Jong Doo Dah. Apparently denim is right out and not at all on trend in Northern Korea and the people demanded that his Levis be blurred out of his get down and dirty gardening pictures as this sort of shit stirring is a strictly not permitted. All a bit rich from a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube who at least does have a tailor with a decent sense of humour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube "Like" duly awarded for this bit alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: "Like" duly awarded for this bit alone. He won’t like being referred to as the third power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 It's the brass band that follows the cunt everywhere I find most offensive .Fucking Northern cunts .I'm being careful just incase Kim the glorious leader has his spies sniffing around .I don't want to be carried away never to be seen again by black haired 3 foot 6 chink like nutters with weird white particles around their lips and a wiff of soy sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 6 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644 It seems the fashion faux pas commited by that Simpering Yorkshire Cunt Alan Titchmarsh has enraged Supreme leader Kim Jong Doo Dah. Apparently denim is right out and not at all on trend in Northern Korea and the people demanded that his Levis be blurred out of his get down and dirty gardening pictures as this sort of shit stirring is a strictly not permitted. All a bit rich from a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube who at least does have a tailor with a decent sense of humour. I don't get it, are you nominating Kim or Alan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I don't get it, are you nominating Kim or Alan? Titchmarsh every time. Simpering mummys boy pin up for all the Dorothys , Brendas and Audreys out there with a glass of Pims in one hand and Rampant Rabbit in the other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 On 27/03/2024 at 15:06, colonelkurtz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644 It seems the fashion faux pas commited by that Simpering Yorkshire Cunt Alan Titchmarsh has enraged Supreme leader Kim Jong Doo Dah. Apparently denim is right out and not at all on trend in Northern Korea and the people demanded that his Levis be blurred out of his get down and dirty gardening pictures as this sort of shit stirring is a strictly not permitted. All a bit rich from a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube who at least does have a tailor with a decent sense of humour. Being his tailor would be a bit of an 'odd-job'. (See what I did there, Bond fans?) Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 29 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Titchmarsh every time. Simpering mummys boy pin up for all the Dorothys , Brendas and Audreys out there with a glass of Pims in one hand and Rampant Rabbit in the other. Who the fuck is Kim Titchmarsh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 37 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Titchmarsh every time. Simpering mummys boy pin up for all the Dorothys , Brendas and Audreys out there with a glass of Pims in one hand and Rampant Rabbit in the other. He does talks at Lambeth Palace for ladies who "do lunch" and have more fucking time and spare cash than they know what to do with. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He does talks at Lambeth Palace for ladies who "do lunch" and have more fucking time and spare cash than they know what to do with. Cunts. Good for him and them. Apart from being a skint, bitter old perverted cunt what's your problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Who the fuck is Kim Titchmarsh? Apes girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Good for him and them. Apart from being a skint, bitter old perverted cunt what's your problem? I'm going to offer the hand of friendship (with a small quantity of Novichok) to you Old Chap and wish you a very peaceful and long good night.* * Keep taking the sleeping tablets when you wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 So Fatboy Kim is angered and repulsed by men of a certain age wearing ridiculous trousers, eh? Here's hoping that on his next totally above board and legitimate trip to South East Asia that Frank puts North Korea on his itinerary, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: So Fatboy Kim is angered and repulsed by men of a certain age wearing ridiculous trousers, eh? Here's hoping that on his next totally above board and legitimate trip to South East Asia that Frank puts North Korea on his itinerary, then. Do you think Frank wears white jeans/trousers to hide the semen leaking out his maggot as he admires his 'surroundings' in South East Asia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Do you think Frank wears white jeans/trousers to hide the semen leaking out his maggot as he admires his 'surroundings' in South East Asia? That and the universal truth that he is the queerest cunt in all of Christendom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: That and the universal truth that he is the queerest cunt in all of Christendom. Good to see you back, Decs. Franks been making even more of a cunt of himself than usual of late, even turned on his gay pal @Witheredscrote recently and got @Dyslexic cnut coolered. The bandy legged, bald, failed musician faggot cunt needs a hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 On 27/03/2024 at 15:06, colonelkurtz said: a fucking 5ft cube who at least does have a tailor with a decent sense of humour I think he bought up George Melly's wardrobe. I wonder, what is the Korean for "zoot suit"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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