Witheredscrote Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The wife’s leg calipers are superb & made in Sheffield. @Mike Hunt? Riveting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years. Previous owners Noddy & Big Ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Previous owners Noddy & Big Ears? ZZ Top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 21 hours ago, Neil said: Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts. I bet you don’t even bother to sweep the dead prozzies out of the back do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ZZ Top. Zee Zee Top or Zed Zed Top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Zee Zee Top or Zed Zed Top? Let Chef decide… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 8 hours ago, Neil said: Tell me what British made items are worth owning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 8 hours ago, Eddie said: It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car. Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Zee Zee Top or Zed Zed Top? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Tom Daley is publishing his 100 best knitting patterns .Probably quite a good read . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’. Are you going to send a couple of hard pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on him with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 17 hours ago, Eddie said: Don’t bother with the sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 38 minutes ago, Neil said: Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it? The Volvo Rascal. Statistically the safest vehicle to be abducted and murdered in. 5 Star NRAPE rating. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 2 hours ago, Neil said: Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it? Fuck off. It’d take them two weeks to chisel the dried smegma off the steering wheel & gearstick ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Volvo Rascal. Statistically the safest vehicle to be abducted and murdered in. 5 Star NRAPE rating. Neil clearly can’t spell ‘Vulva.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 On 12/04/2024 at 19:30, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What about stupid, lazy cunts who leave their newly cleaned cars to 'Air dry', which leaves watermarks all over it. Or daft cunts that have a black car and think it doesn't show the dirt, so never wash it. Cunts. How observational of you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life! Are the drinks on you then, Neil? If your awarding likes is anything to go by, I guess not. You tight, fat fucking cunt. I'll get back to you regarding British made things worth owning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you going to send a couple of hard pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on him with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch? ‘Ed’s dead baby’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Neil said: Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life! Probably a lot less white British female DNA in it than any Rotherham, Telford, Rochdale, Bolton, Keighley etc. etc. etc. etc. minicab Neil. It can’t be easy for you knowing that in your own country you can’t compete with the new generation of hard working sex beasts that we’ve imported from the third world. A bit like a British Leyland worker in the 70’s, standing at the bus stop in the freezing cold rain after work, while all the shiny new Datsuns and Toyotas drive past through a huge puddle, soaking him to the skin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Frank said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Probably a lot less white British female DNA in it than any Rotherham, Telford, Rochdale, Bolton, Keighley etc. etc. etc. etc. minicab Neil. It can’t be easy for you knowing that in your own country you can’t compete with the new generation of hard working sex beasts that we’ve imported from the third world. A bit like a British Leyland worker in the 70’s, standing at the bus stop in the freezing cold rain after work, while all the shiny new Datsuns and Toyotas drive past through a huge puddle, soaking him to the skin. You’re familiarity with the rent boy market in the north of England never ceases to amaze me. Apart from the obvious answer of "anal" is there any geographical area you specialise in? Say, Derby or Newcastle? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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