Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. Oh just fuck off, you stupid little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve no idea what you called yours, but I know they were the unluckiest kids on earth. Tesco value beans on value white bread toast with value lard for yer “tea” tonight Ape ? lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. Your arse must be red raw then,and you should clean the shit off your club grips before it goes crusty........Fore(skin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Neil said: Your arse must be red raw then,and you should clean the shit off your club grips before it goes crusty........Fore(skin) You can’t play or tried and failed and you’re socially inappropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: You can’t play or tried and failed and you’re socially inappropriate. I got 41 points the other day so I'd probably kick your ass..........and you'd never get in my club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Lube. I’m just back from a cottaging jaunt and I’ve been spitroasted, gobbled and had some excellent Buggery. Sorted that for you. You filthy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Neil said: I got 41 points the other day so I'd probably kick your ass..........and you'd never get in my club The Phoenix Club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I don't know about anyone else, but I would NEVER get tired of kicking this smug dwarf cunt inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know about anyone else, but I would NEVER get tired of kicking this smug dwarf cunt inside out. Whilst I agree that his arsehole deserves to be haunted by the restless spirit of Jimmy Savile, I don't see how at over six foot tall he can be labeled as a dwarf. Unless of course, you're typing whilst under the influence of your own arsehole being possessed by Robert Wadlow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. I hope you had an excellent day Punkers, you deserved it. Ape is having an evening at his working mans' club, with his other two sons Puma and Chinook. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Whilst I agree that his arsehole deserves to be haunted by the restless spirit of Jimmy Savile, I don't see how at over six foot tall he can be labeled as a dwarf. That truly surprises me. Maybe it's because he just looks so much like a fucking gnome? Or perhaps I'm thinking of Noel Edmonds... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That truly surprises me. Maybe it's because he just looks so much like a fucking gnome. The only reason I know is because I thought exactly the same thing as you. He has got that weaselly 5'5, 9 stone wet-through ginger look that I utterly fucking despise. Curiosity got the better of me and I engaged Roops mode and googled the cunt. Then again, Tom Cruise claims he's 5'7, and we all know that's a fucking lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know about anyone else, but I would NEVER get tired of kicking this smug dwarf cunt inside out. That's Frank's Christmas list sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Tesco value beans on value white bread toast with value lard for yer “tea” tonight Ape ? lol. I’m having fish and chips with my family. You get a family by having sex with a woman, so I don’t expect you to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. Bon appetit, faguette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’m having fish and chips with my family. You get a family by having sex with a woman, so I don’t expect you to understand. Ape scrape the silver skin from the batter and discreetly stick it in your pocket together with the knife. Go and watch wanderlust on the iPlayer and wait for Mrs A to go to bed. Sneak upstairs, creep into bed and pummel the scaly skin up Mrs A’s bumhole. Stab yourself in the eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape scrape the silver skin from the batter and discreetly stick it in your pocket together with the knife. Go and watch wanderlust on the iPlayer and wait for Mrs A to go to bed. Sneak upstairs, creep into bed and pummel the scaly skin up Mrs A’s bumhole. Stab yourself in the eye. Are you eating cold Chappie straight from the tin tonight? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know about anyone else, but I would NEVER get tired of kicking this smug dwarf cunt inside out. He's wearing a cravat. That in itself deserves a swift kick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape scrape the silver skin from the batter and discreetly stick it in your pocket together with the knife. Go and watch wanderlust on the iPlayer and wait for Mrs A to go to bed. Sneak upstairs, creep into bed and pummel the scaly skin up Mrs A’s bumhole. Stab yourself in the eye. What the fuck is wrong with you? Canine distemper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bon appetit, faguette. What's he gonna do with those baggettes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: What the fuck is wrong with you? Canine distemper? He's quite barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Are you eating cold Chappie straight from the tin tonight? Lol. Pffff. Nothing straight enters it, Dec's. He's sucking a tepid Chap, more the likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: He's quite barking. He's overdosed again, on Bob Martins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape scrape the silver skin from the batter and discreetly stick it in your pocket together with the knife. Go and watch wanderlust on the iPlayer and wait for Mrs A to go to bed. Sneak upstairs, creep into bed and pummel the scaly skin up Mrs A’s bumhole. Stab yourself in the eye. Frank, did you copy and paste this from 2015? I didn't think you had it in you anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He's overdosed again, on Bob Martins. How do you teach a cat to speak dog? You cover it in petrol throw a match on it and it goes woof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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