Fucking Unite Union And Feckless Cunt Parents

[Decimus]

As a parent, I am of the old fashioned opinion that if you can't afford to feed your children you shouldn't have ever shat them out to begin with. I really cannot believe that even the lowest and most base of fucking scum cannot afford to buy a loaf of bread, some fruit and a six pack of crisps to give their child a lunch time meal. Yet upwards of 750,000 children are eligible for free school meals.

I have three children, and it's my job to feed them, not the fucking government. Yet I along with every other tax payer in this country is footing a food bill which feeds the kids of fucking layabouts who are incapable of looking after their own.

Not content with term-time free handouts, the union Unite is working with the Labour Party to lobby the government to also provide free lunches during the six week summer holiday period. Our local branch of Unite is providing these themselves in the Norwich area in lieu of government funding.

I refuse to buy into the food poverty narrative that is being pushed by various elements of the left wing media. No one is that poor that for the six weeks of the year they're not sponging food off of the government they cannot spend the equivalent of a quid on a daily lunchtime meal.

Take the gravy train away from the scum who produce children purely for the associated benefits. If you did, one of two things would happen. They'll either stop having kids that everyone else pays for, or they'll miraculously find 70p for a pack of fucking monster munch to shove down their cunt ADHD kid's gob.

[camberwell gypsy]

56 minutes ago, Decimus said:

As a parent, I am of the old fashioned opinion that if you can't afford to feed your children you shouldn't have ever shat them out to begin with. I really cannot believe that even the lowest and most base of fucking scum cannot afford to buy a loaf of bread, some fruit and a six pack of crisps to give their child a lunch time meal. Yet upwards of 750,000 children are eligible for free school meals.

I have three children, and it's my job to feed them, not the fucking government. Yet I along with every other tax payer in this country is footing a food bill which feeds the kids of fucking layabouts who are incapable of looking after their own.

Not content with term-time free handouts, the union Unite is working with the Labour Party to lobby the government to also provide free lunches during the six week summer holiday period. Our local branch of Unite is providing these themselves in the Norwich area in lieu of government funding.

I refuse to buy into the food poverty narrative that is being pushed by various elements of the left wing media. No one is that poor that for the six weeks of the year they're not sponging food off of the government they cannot spend the equivalent of a quid on a daily lunchtime meal.

Take the gravy train away from the scum who produce children purely for the associated benefits. If you did, one of two things would happen. They'll either stop having kids that everyone else pays for, or they'll miraculously find 70p for a pack of fucking monster munch to shove down their cunt ADHD kid's gob.

Come on Decs be fair, by the time they've paid their monthly Sky TV subscription, their Samsung galaxy phones and their ciggies they have fuck all to spend on their darling kiddies. 

[Eric Cuntman]

55 minutes ago, Decimus said:

As a parent, I am of the old fashioned opinion that if you can't afford to feed your children you shouldn't have ever shat them out to begin with. I really cannot believe that even the lowest and most base of fucking scum cannot afford to buy a loaf of bread, some fruit and a six pack of crisps to give their child a lunch time meal. Yet upwards of 750,000 children are eligible for free school meals.

I have three children, and it's my job to feed them, not the fucking government. Yet I along with every other tax payer in this country is footing a food bill which feeds the kids of fucking layabouts who are incapable of looking after their own.

Not content with term-time free handouts, the union Unite is working with the Labour Party to lobby the government to also provide free lunches during the six week summer holiday period. Our local branch of Unite is providing these themselves in the Norwich area in lieu of government funding.

I refuse to buy into the food poverty narrative that is being pushed by various elements of the left wing media. No one is that poor that for the six weeks of the year they're not sponging food off of the government they cannot spend the equivalent of a quid on a daily lunchtime meal.

Take the gravy train away from the scum who produce children purely for the associated benefits. If you did, one of two things would happen. They'll either stop having kids that everyone else pays for, or they'll miraculously find 70p for a pack of fucking monster munch to shove down their cunt ADHD kid's gob.

I don't know what's worse. The chavlets you describe, or the offspring of 'Hamish-Arthur' and 'Jemima', who have already been conditioned to hate anything that isn't gay or black, are staunch remainers, despite being only 9, and sit at school lunch with a selection of containers full of carrot sticks, celery and responsibly sourced, fair-trade mango and guava. Smug in the knowledge that they will live to 120, despite spending 90 of those years on the toilet, shitting out all the roughage.

[camberwell gypsy]

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't know what's worse. The chavlets you describe, or the offspring of 'Hamish-Arthur' and 'Jemima', who have already been conditioned to hate anything that isn't gay or black, are staunch remainers, despite being only 9, and sit at school lunch with a selection of containers full of carrot sticks, celery and responsibly sourced, fair-trade mango and guava. Smug in the knowledge that they will live to 120, despite spending 90 of those years on the toilet, shitting out all the roughage.

That's if they're not killed or maimed after mummy or daddy's bicycle is smacked up in the air on the busy South Circular. Have you seen some of these cunts? Not only are they strapped onto a little seat on the cross bar but some of them are in a little cart being towed. But that's ok, theres a nice little orange flag on it, so they can be seen.

[The Beast]

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

As a parent, I am of the old fashioned opinion that if you can't afford to feed your children you shouldn't have ever shat them out to begin with. I really cannot believe that even the lowest and most base of fucking scum cannot afford to buy a loaf of bread, some fruit and a six pack of crisps to give their child a lunch time meal. Yet upwards of 750,000 children are eligible for free school meals.

I have three children, and it's my job to feed them, not the fucking government. Yet I along with every other tax payer in this country is footing a food bill which feeds the kids of fucking layabouts who are incapable of looking after their own.

Not content with term-time free handouts, the union Unite is working with the Labour Party to lobby the government to also provide free lunches during the six week summer holiday period. Our local branch of Unite is providing these themselves in the Norwich area in lieu of government funding.

I refuse to buy into the food poverty narrative that is being pushed by various elements of the left wing media. No one is that poor that for the six weeks of the year they're not sponging food off of the government they cannot spend the equivalent of a quid on a daily lunchtime meal.

Take the gravy train away from the scum who produce children purely for the associated benefits. If you did, one of two things would happen. They'll either stop having kids that everyone else pays for, or they'll miraculously find 70p for a pack of fucking monster munch to shove down their cunt ADHD kid's gob.

I agree the point about not having kids unless you can provide for them.

 However, the last nine years there has not been any distinction between the undeserving poor and the feckless. They have all been treated like cunts.

As an aside, how the fuck have you not been thrown out of the union?

[Earl of Punkape]

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

As a parent, I am of the old fashioned opinion that if you can't afford to feed your children you shouldn't have ever shat them out to begin with. I really cannot believe that even the lowest and most base of fucking scum cannot afford to buy a loaf of bread, some fruit and a six pack of crisps to give their child a lunch time meal. Yet upwards of 750,000 children are eligible for free school meals.

I have three children, and it's my job to feed them, not the fucking government. Yet I along with every other tax payer in this country is footing a food bill which feeds the kids of fucking layabouts who are incapable of looking after their own.

Not content with term-time free handouts, the union Unite is working with the Labour Party to lobby the government to also provide free lunches during the six week summer holiday period. Our local branch of Unite is providing these themselves in the Norwich area in lieu of government funding.

I refuse to buy into the food poverty narrative that is being pushed by various elements of the left wing media. No one is that poor that for the six weeks of the year they're not sponging food off of the government they cannot spend the equivalent of a quid on a daily lunchtime meal.

Take the gravy train away from the scum who produce children purely for the associated benefits. If you did, one of two things would happen. They'll either stop having kids that everyone else pays for, or they'll miraculously find 70p for a pack of fucking monster munch to shove down their cunt ADHD kid's gob.

I hope your children have been entered for jolly good public schools 

Marlborough is very fashionable at the moment and Gordonstoun is on the way up.

 You can now take your own horses to both Millfiield and Stowe for only 14k a year extra....excellent value.

[Cuntybaws]

What’s needed is compulsory sterilisation, a daily dose of Soma, and the reintroduction of workhouses. 

Arbeit macht frei. 

[Cuntybaws]

The real problem, with the global population fast approaching eight billion, is that there are roughly four billion too many cunts on the planet. I’m beginning to think that Thanos had the right idea. 

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

What’s needed is compulsory sterilisation, a daily dose of Soma, and the reintroduction of workhouses. 

Arbeit macht frei. 

"A gramme is better than a damn".

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

The real problem, with the global population fast approaching eight billion, is that there are roughly four billion too many cunts on the planet. I’m beginning to think that Thanos had the right idea. 

Or Jonathan Swift. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

The real problem, with the global population fast approaching eight billion, is that there are roughly four billion too many cunts on the planet. I’m beginning to think that Thanos had the right idea. 

How many have active twitter accounts. That should be a pre-requisite for immediate extermination. Then we can start on every cunt who's ever bought a Lily Allen record. Then obviously, all the N****** and P**** and poofs. 

At a rough glance, that reduces 8 billion, to around 3.2 billion. 

I'm prepared to accept that as a good start.

[Cunty BigBollox]

Don't forget the tattoos, they always seem to find the money for the tattoo of the little cunts name and their birth date even when they cant afford to feed the fuckers. At the end of the day its just a game, a game to see how much they can get somebody else to pay for. Oh, and Dex, you do get child benefit for your three kids don't you?

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How many have active twitter accounts. That should be a pre-requisite for immediate extermination. Then we can start on every cunt who's ever bought a Lily Allen record. Then obviously, all the N****** and P**** and poofs. 

At a rough glance, that reduces 8 billion, to around 3.2 billion. 

I'm prepared to accept that as a good start.

Have you read Dan Browns Inferno?

[Mrs Roops]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How many have active twitter accounts. That should be a pre-requisite for immediate extermination. Then we can start on every cunt who's ever bought a Lily Allen record. Then obviously, all the N****** and P**** and poofs. 

At a rough glance, that reduces 8 billion, to around 3.2 billion. 

I'm prepared to accept that as a good start.

Whilst I realise this is poor attempt at satire, can we avoid comments like this as its the sort of statement that can cause the site problems.

[Penny Farthing]

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The real problem, with the global population fast approaching eight billion, is that there are roughly four billion too many cunts on the planet. I’m beginning to think that Thanos had the right idea. 

There are about 7 billion too many and what is unbelievable is that the powers that be are preparing for there to be 10 billion by 2050.

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Glowworm said:

There are about 7 billion too many and what is unbelievable is that the powers that be are preparing for there to be 10 billion by 2050.

How are they gonna cram all the fuckers into Norfolk? The fucking shithole is already overflowing with webfingered freaks.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

3 hours ago, Glowworm said:

There are about 7 billion too many and what is unbelievable is that the powers that be are preparing for there to be 10 billion by 2050.

I heard on the radio a couple of years ago that the UK's population is going to be around 89 million in the next 20 years.

[Penny Farthing]

32 minutes ago, King Billy said:

How are they gonna cram all the fuckers into Norfolk? The fucking shithole is already overflowing with webfingered freaks.

These cunts won't have webbed feet so they'll drown in the fens.

[Jiggerycock]

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Come on Decs be fair, by the time they've paid their monthly Sky TV subscription, their Samsung galaxy phones and their ciggies they have fuck all to spend on their darling kiddies. 

.....and the interest on that Payday Loan for those jailhouse tattoos of 'lirul Chardonnay and Mmm Denone' is fucking crippling too!

[Penny Farthing]

13 hours ago, The Beast said:

 However, the last nine years there has not been any distinction between the undeserving poor and the feckless. They have all been treated like cunts.

What is worrying is that all too often the one's falling foul of the law and being prosecuted are the undeserving poor or simply victims of circumstance whilst the "feckless" seem to know every trick in the book and often very visibly abuse the system yet are allowed to get away with it.

[nocti]

11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Don't forget the tattoos, they always seem to find the money for the tattoo of the little cunts name and their birth date even when they cant afford to feed the fuckers. At the end of the day its just a game, a game to see how much they can get somebody else to pay for. Oh, and Dex, you do get child benefit for your three kids don't you?

I was about to mention the tattoos. Another issue with them, is that they either get David Blunkett to do them, or all kids these days just happen to look like Simon Weston's reflection in a fun house mirror. They are, without exception, fucking terrible.

[Decimus]

5 hours ago, King Billy said:

How are they gonna cram all the fuckers into Norfolk? The fucking shithole is already overflowing with webfingered freaks.

Here he is, run for the hills Billy!

I take it that no one has hurt your feelings this week as you haven't scuttled off anywhere "on holiday" within the last 48 hours.

A word in your shell as well. You might want to take your own advice, the same advice you dealt out to Major about being original. The whole webbed finger card is older than telling someone to drink bleach.

Up your game, little man.

[Cunty BigBollox]

49 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Here he is, run for the hills Billy!

I take it that no one has hurt your feelings this week as you haven't scuttled off anywhere "on holiday" within the last 48 hours.

A word in your shell as well. You might want to take your own advice, the same advice you dealt out to Major about being original. The whole webbed finger card is older than telling someone to drink bleach.

Up your game, little man.

Rattled?

[Decimus]

45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Rattled?

Hardly.

Much the same as Neil, I live in the swamp but I'm not "of" it. It's the family dynasties like the Pissflaps that I'm defending. Proud noble houses that can trace their indigenous Norfolk line back to the conquest, without any other genetic influences sullying their immediate family's blood.

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Hardly.

Much the same as Neil, I live in the swamp but I'm not "of" it. It's the family dynasties like the Pissflaps that I'm defending. Proud noble houses that can trace their indigenous Norfolk line back to the conquest, without any other genetic influences sullying their immediate family's blood.

Like out of 'Wrong Turn'?