King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: “My unmade face” the final piece of the artistic trilogy along with the bed and the tent Final and indisputable evidence that evolution is a Two way journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: “My unmade face” the final piece of the artistic trilogy along with the bed and the tent I imagine as a baby, she was fed with a catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine as a baby, she was fed with a catapult. Or a sawn off bazooka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 Here we fucking go again. Not content with making zero effort and losing the Welsh Open final to a nobody two days ago.. the greatest player ever is currently, deliberately missing every other ball against Ding Junhui. Presumably because he's his mate and feels sorry for him. He is without doubt the best to ever pick up a cue, but also a mentally ill, talent squandering fucking wanker. If he'd taken his career seriously, he'd have a dozen world titles at least. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Here we fucking go again. Not content with making zero effort and losing the Welsh Open final to a nobody two days ago.. the greatest player ever is currently, deliberately missing every other ball against Ding Junhui. Presumably because he's his mate and feels sorry for him. He is without doubt the best to ever pick up a cue, but also a mentally ill, talent squandering fucking wanker. If he'd taken his career seriously, he'd have a dozen world titles at least. Cunt. If Willie Thorne was still alive and kicking, he would have said much the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Here we fucking go again. Not content with making zero effort and losing the Welsh Open final to a nobody two days ago.. the greatest player ever is currently, deliberately missing every other ball against Ding Junhui. Presumably because he's his mate and feels sorry for him. He is without doubt the best to ever pick up a cue, but also a mentally ill, talent squandering fucking wanker. If he'd taken his career seriously, he'd have a dozen world titles at least. Cunt. Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? Fuck off, Eric, you sensationalist fucking pig of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? Fuck off, Eric, you sensationalist fucking pig of a man. @Frank I bet you like a long cue up your cave like pocket with balls bashing against your bollocks. You skinny, bender thick bastard. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? How did he extricate himself? Did he introduce a few scantily clad, big haired tarts to distract Ding and make him chase them around the table, Benny Hill style? LOL. Edited February 23, 2021 by Decimus DingTheDoggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 46 minutes ago, Frank said: Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? Fuck off, Eric, you sensationalist fucking pig of a man. I’d like to smash a cue over your stupid fucking head then see you violated and crushed to death by a paralytic Bill Werbeniuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? Fuck off, Eric, you sensationalist fucking pig of a man. Calm down. Keep your fucking weave on you fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? Fuck off, Eric, you sensationalist fucking pig of a man. Frank. You know nothing about snooker. Until the subject of how to dress a middle aged man like a 6 year old autistic is broached, keep your cunt mouth shut. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank. You know nothing about snooker. Until the subject of how to dress a middle aged man like a 6 year old autistic is broached, keep your cunt mouth shut. Same old same old from the site’s armchair drunk. It was tight, but he did win the game. You were wrong and should be embarrassed. Good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Same old same old from the site’s armchair drunk. It was tight, but he did win the game. You were wrong and should be embarrassed. Good night. Pot. Kettle. Black. Since I first discovered CC to now, on your best day you're not as good as EC is on his worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Pot. Kettle. Black. Since I first discovered CC to now, on your best day you're not as good as EC is on his worst. Pot. Red. Black surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Pot. Red. Black surely? Good point... or is that 8 points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Frank said: Players' Championship.. the match he's currently winning against Ding? Fuck off, Eric, you sensationalist fucking pig of a man. If Ding plays Trump is this the first time two sound-effects have clashed in a professional snooker match? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Ronnie is the only 'character' left in snooker. I remember the older days when you had the great Higgins drinking whisky and smoking like a cunt during a match. I remember that commentator whispering Ted or something and that Welsh cunt Griffith's taking a minute or two to take one shot. Jimmy White was another naturally gifted player who did the best shot I've ever seen once, shame he didn't have the steel to win against that Scotch cunt Hendry. Nowadays it's full of boring cunts with no personality, they all seem to have nicknames these day as well. Ps What the fuck has Jimmy white got on his head these days? The bald cunt. https://images.app.goo.gl/mTWspvTNAFiJRUbGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ronnie is the only 'character' left in snooker. I remember the older days when you had the great Higgins drinking whisky and smoking like a cunt during a match. I remember that commentator whispering Ted or something and that Welsh cunt Griffith's taking a minute or two to take one shot. Jimmy White was another naturally gifted player who did the best shot I've ever seen once, shame he didn't have the steel to win against that Scotch cunt Hendry. Nowadays it's full of boring cunts with no personality, they all seem to have nicknames these day as well. Ps What the fuck has Jimmy white got on his head these days? The bold cunt. https://images.app.goo.gl/mTWspvTNAFiJRUbGA Jimmy has a toupee glued to his head. Underneath it is the mother of all fucked up hair transplants. He had a procedure to remove the bald bit of scalp and bring the edges together. It went wrong and got infected. He now has a big ugly scar down the middle of his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 13 hours ago, Frank said: Same old same old from the site’s armchair drunk. It was tight, but he did win the game. You were wrong and should be embarrassed. Good night. I hadn't touched a drop. Your judgement has clearly been consigned to the same cheap plastic bin as your timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jimmy has a toupee glued to his head. Underneath it is the mother of all fucked up hair transplants. He had a procedure to remove the bald bit of scalp and bring the edges together. It went wrong and got infected. He now has a big ugly scar down the middle of his head. Should've shaved his head when he started to go bald. The only timeless haircut is the skinhead. I've got a skinhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jimmy has a toupee glued to his head. Underneath it is the mother of all fucked up hair transplants. He had a procedure to remove the bald bit of scalp and bring the edges together. It went wrong and got infected. He now has a big ugly scar down the middle of his head. What a player though eh Eric? Check out shots 1 and 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ronnie is the only 'character' left in snooker. I remember the older days when you had the great Higgins drinking whisky and smoking like a cunt during a match. I remember that commentator whispering Ted or something and that Welsh cunt Griffith's taking a minute or two to take one shot. Jimmy White was another naturally gifted player who did the best shot I've ever seen once, shame he didn't have the steel to win against that Scotch cunt Hendry. Nowadays it's full of boring cunts with no personality, they all seem to have nicknames these day as well. Ps What the fuck has Jimmy white got on his head these days? The bald cunt. https://images.app.goo.gl/mTWspvTNAFiJRUbGA It's a Ronnie O'Sullivan tribute wig, unfortunately Jimmy has put it on back-to-front (probably because he was pissed when he was getting dressed to go out) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Should've shaved his head when he started to go bald. The only timeless haircut is the skinhead. I've got a skinhead. You can't see it under that top-hat, take it off and give us all a thrill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Joker said: You can't see it under that top-hat, take it off and give us all a thrill. I wouldn't want @camberwell gypsy ,@Dawn Chorus and especially @Mrs RoopsRoops getting too excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I wouldn't want @camberwell gypsy ,@Dawn Chorus and especially @Mrs RoopsRoops getting too excited. I wouldn't worry about that, they're all past the age of getting moist at the thought of a bit of hanky-panky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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