Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 A truly dreadful cunt in every respect. I've just seen him in some shit advert, wearing swimming trunks, and I've never seen someone with a torso that's perfectly circular (that means round for any thickies) in cross section like his before. The cunt has rotational symmetry, like a fucking barrel. I'd like to roll him down a hill, straight onto a busy motorway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: A truly dreadful cunt in every respect. I've just seen him in some shit advert, wearing swimming trunks, and I've never seen someone with a torso that's perfectly circular (that means round for any thickies) in cross section like his before. The cunt has rotational symmetry, like a fucking barrel. I'd like to roll him down a hill, straight onto a busy motorway. Absolute cunt . ( Stringfellow not you Ape ) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 He`s still banging beautiful women a third of his age, probably maxed out on coke and viagra but i admire the cunt immensely. Unlike that fucker Cleese who sold his fucking soul and ruined a golden moment in British comedic history with the re hash of his thrashing his car scene with a large branch. Like Leonidas told that humpbacked freak after his betrayal in 300 " ...may you live forever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 When I first signed up here, this barber-dodging cunt was one of my first intended noms. I was quite perturbed to find that only a couple of pages in someone else had beat me to it. Glad it's fell off and we can slate this literally useless fucking sack of shit again. A walking, shit-talking advert for the benefits of a dignitas trip via viking burial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 19 minutes ago, Ape said: A truly dreadful cunt in every respect. I've just seen him in some shit advert, wearing swimming trunks, and I've never seen someone with a torso that's perfectly circular (that means round for any thickies) in cross section like his before. The cunt has rotational symmetry, like a fucking barrel. I'd like to roll him down a hill, straight onto a busy motorway. Very good you cunt. But, don't forget that kebab - full basketball, Ray Winstone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Very good you cunt. But, don't forget that kebab - full basketball, Ray Winstone . Is there someone out there that can explain what in the name of fuck QC is on about please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Is there someone out there that can explain what in the name of fuck QC is on about please? I'm pretty sure he's implying that Ray Winstone, cockney rhyming cunt extraordinaire, is also a fat fucking ham planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm pretty sure he's implying that Ray Winstone, cockney rhyming cunt extraordinaire, is also a fat fucking ham planet. Thought it might be something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 What is wrong with this cunt exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'd fuck him...............................................right in the ear with a fuck off 20lb sledghammer,then i'd skin the pervy.mullet headed cuntstick and use his skin to show how to make the perfect poppadum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Very dodgy looking bloke if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 26 minutes ago, neil298 said: I'd fuck him...............................................right in the ear with a fuck off 20lb sledghammer,then i'd skin the pervy.mullet headed cuntstick and use his skin to show how to make the perfect poppadum Firm but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 from yorkshire tha' knows ... enough said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Very dodgy looking bloke if you ask me. Fuck me, talk about understatement. This cunt is so bent that if you threw him he'd clobber a Roo and come sailing straight back to your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: He`s still banging beautiful women a third of his age, probably maxed out on coke and viagra but i admire the cunt immensely. Unlike that fucker Cleese who sold his fucking soul and ruined a golden moment in British comedic history with the re hash of his thrashing his car scene with a large branch. Like Leonidas told that humpbacked freak after his betrayal in 300 " ...may you live forever." Hokey , I recently looked at that film. For the life of me I can't remember the bit where Richard Egan thrashes a chariot with a large branch. Am I being a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I'd fuck him...............................................right in the ear with a fuck off 20lb sledghammer,then i'd skin the pervy.mullet headed cuntstick and use his skin to show how to make the perfect poppadum You've obviously thought long and hard about how you'd dispatch Stringfellow Neil. It is highly commendable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Silly...wealthy.... Old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Hokey , I recently looked at that film. For the life of me I can't remember the bit where Richard Egan thrashes a chariot with a large branch. Am I being a cunt. No, i don`t believe you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: The cunt has rotational symmetry, like a fucking barrel. I'd be happy to test this hypothesis by bisecting the cunt with a band saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: 5 hours ago, nocti said: When I first signed up here, this barber-dodging cunt was one of my first intended noms. I was quite perturbed to find that only a couple of pages in someone else had beat me to it. Glad it's fell off and we can slate this literally useless fucking sack of shit again. A walking, shit-talking advert for the benefits of a dignitas trip via viking burial. An admirable 1000th post, noccs. Can't argue with a word of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd be happy to test this hypothesis by bisecting the cunt with a band saw. I'm just intrigued to know if, when bisected, his spine is the centre of the circle. It'd fucking better be, the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 57 minutes ago, scotty said: How do you know its he's 1000th post? I'm not sure how many posts ive done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd be happy to test this hypothesis by bisecting the cunt with a band saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I would offer my congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 7 hours ago, Bubbles said: What is wrong with this cunt exactly? Is that from the film "Honey I shrunk Tarzan"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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