Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: He told a bouncer on some dreadful Spanish island "You'll work for me one day", seconds before the cunt knocked him out and killed him. Both a pair of wankers, but I feel his punishment for being a posh brat was perhaps a little severe. It happen on Malia , young Archie was a Harrow boy . Punched once and died later in his sleep. Probably choked on a plum which the medics failed to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: He told a bouncer on some dreadful Spanish island "You'll work for me one day", seconds before the cunt knocked him out and killed him. Both a pair of wankers, but I feel his punishment for being a posh brat was perhaps a little severe. found it Bill. He did warrant a good beating and its unfortunate that the pavement joined in and finished him off for good. A tragic accident that could have been avoided by not being able to afford to go to Spain to celebrate passing his exams. Should have stayed in this country and stuck his cock in a pigs head to celebrate as seems the norm among these posh cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: One less over privilaged upper class twat to punch in the face and kill. The bouncer that punched him should be knighted for services to the community. However he will probably get 40 years, whilst someone who sells arms to the mujahideen and therefore supports the killing of tens of thousands of innocents, will get a gong. It's all about the class divide. Peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 38 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Punched once and died later in his sleep. Probably choked on a plum which the medics failed to find. They didn't spot the fucking plum because it was hidden behind the silver spoon. They should probably have picked up on the fractured skull and inability to talk, though. The Telegraph helpfully informs us that Archie "was a brother to older siblings Hector and Hugo, and to younger twin sisters, Kitty and Flora." Sadly, this is the risk the upper classes run when they won't restrict their birth rate voluntarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 44 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: It happen on Malia , young Archie was a Harrow boy. His last diary entry reads: "Malia was a good, safe choice. As predicted by Bunty Carruthers, Head of Geography, we haven't encountered a single polar bear yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 On 7 May 2016 at 10:24 AM, Eddie said: The new muslim mayor will be despised by other muslim cunts for having to support non-Islamic principles such as bum boys marrying other bum boys. The teachings of Islam are not compatible in a modern society. Obviously his power is very limited but his role will be a juggling act in trying to appease two very different camps. That should be interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: He told a bouncer on some dreadful Spanish island "You'll work for me one day", seconds before the cunt knocked him out and killed him. Both a pair of wankers, but I feel his punishment for being a posh brat was perhaps a little severe. Well done Bill for helping Luke keep up on current events involving posh cunts..... Master Swarm must have been taking the Fraser Nash in for a service the day this story broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: His last diary entry reads: "Malia was a good, safe choice. As predicted by Bunty Carruthers, Head of Geography, we haven't encountered a single polar bear yet." I say good show haw haw haw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 On 7 May 2016 at 10:24 AM, Eddie said: The new muslim mayor will be despised by other muslim cunts for having to support non-Islamic principles such as bum boys marrying other bum boys. The teachings of Islam are not compatible in a modern society. Obviously his power is very limited but his role will be a juggling act in trying to appease two very different camps. I can't see him cycling to work like Boris did. I forgot to vote by the way. I take my politics seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 20 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Well done Bill for helping Luke keep up on current events involving posh cunts..... Master Swarm must have been taking the Fraser Nash in for a service the day this story broke. Wrong I am afraid MC...that's the butlers job. Fuck me, what's happening to me, for a minute then I came over all Pinkapeish......what a stupid cunt thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 On 08/05/2016 at 9:54 AM, Bill Stickers said: He told a bouncer on some dreadful Spanish island "You'll work for me one day", seconds before the cunt knocked him out and killed him. Both a pair of wankers, but I feel his punishment for being a posh brat was perhaps a little severe. No, not quite severe enough... he lived long enough to do his exams. On 08/05/2016 at 10:32 AM, Punkape said: Peasant. Yeah, look at the state of his bow tie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: No, not quite severe enough... he lived long enough to do his exams. Yeah, look at the state of his bow tie!! You repellent little tattling rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: No, not quite severe enough... he lived long enough to do his exams. Yeah, look at the state of his bow tie!! You're not fit to comment on dress etiquette being part of the great unwashed set. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You repellent little tattling rat. Surely you mean "tittle tattling rat"..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Surely you mean "tittle tattling rat"..? You are vermin. I absolutely fucking despise you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You are vermin. I absolutely fucking despise you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Surely you mean "tittle tattling rat"..? I could favour either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Surely you mean "tittle tattling rat"..? Or "rattle shitting tit"...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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