Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought they were ice cream cones! I wondered why I got dirty looks at my nieces 5th birthday party I wouldn't use them for '99' or even a '69'. Urghhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I had it & was as rough as fuck for about 30 hours, worse than when I had the virus. Still, could’ve been worse, Eric died after his. I had the vaccine as well. I fell asleep and slept for 12 hours. When I woke up I found someone had broken into my house and stole all my furniture and had replaced them with exact replicas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the vaccine as well. I fell asleep and slept for 12 hours. When I woke up I found someone had broken into my house and stole all my furniture and had replaced them with exact replicas. Could the culprits be the thieving gyppo scum from the caravan next door to yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: ...someone had broken into my house and stole all my furniture and had replaced them with exact replicas. "I can levitate birds, but nobody cares." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Good afternoon, Titan todger. I forgot to add my titan todger to the list .. glad you reminded me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Could the culprits be the thieving gyppo scum from the caravan next door to yours? She lives in a clone of your bungalow .. its exactly the same except that it is much bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: She lives in a clone of your bungalow .. its exactly the same except that it is much bigger. You mean taller? because it's on wheels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Fuck off. Needled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean taller? because it's on wheels. Just bigger .. its on stilts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Could the culprits be the thieving gyppo scum from the caravan next door to yours? You mad? I wouldn't live next to gyppos. Thieving scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: 🎻 To make things worse I've now got gout in my little toe,thats what happens when you fall for the government vaccination programme....and yes its fucking painful as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 19/03/2021 at 19:11, Frank said: Repeat bollocks and reported @Admin why do we have to put up with shit? Harold the stupid is better value 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Repeat bollocks and reported @Admin why do we have to put up with shit? Harold the stupid is better value I beg to differ. The cunt is prolifically littering the corner again with utter wankery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had the vaccine as well. I fell asleep and slept for 12 hours. When I woke up I found someone had broken into my house and stole all my furniture and had replaced them with exact replicas. That one can be quite amusing Gypps when told properly (like I did about a year ago). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I forgot to add my titan todger to the list .. glad you reminded me. Good evening Missus. How’s it hanging? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: That one can be quite amusing Gypps when told properly (like I did about a year ago). It wasn't even funny then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 22 hours ago, Frank said: If we ever get the chance to meet around a piano, this is how I imagine it would be, Burt... A beautiful and ‘touching’ thought, Francis. I had a tear in my eye watching this. I was just listening to John Denver, I miss him and do wish he was still alive. He could fill out my census. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 21/03/2021 at 12:54, Dyslexic cnut said: I had it & was as rough as fuck for about 30 hours, worse than when I had the virus. Still, could’ve been worse, Eric died after his. An intramuscular injection of testosterone seems to be the magical cure, DC. Be careful not to over do it, but it gives your immune system a much needed boost. I should have consulted @Last Cunt Standingbefore getting the vial out but fuck it I'm feeling better now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A beautiful and ‘touching’ thought, Francis. I had a tear in my eye watching this. I was just listening to John Denver, I miss him and do wish he was still alive. He could fill out my census. Ffs😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Repeat bollocks and reported @Admin why do we have to put up with shit? Harold the stupid is better value I wouldn't go that far, Stubbs. Harrold on his best day isn't a patch on the vintage Kleftiko material, but I'm becoming sick and tired of Frank's failure to deliver the goods on the video front. His last decent offering came out on Betamax for fucks sake... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 21/03/2021 at 18:51, Dawn Chorus said: its exactly the same except that it is much bigger. Was that your winners speech after winning the ‘Mr. Big Dick’ competition for the 50th year running? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: An intramuscular injection of testosterone seems to be the magical cure, DC. Be careful not to over do it, but it gives your immune system a much needed boost. I should have consulted @Last Cunt Standingbefore getting the vial out but fuck it I'm feeling better now. Please tell me that Dr. Punkers didn’t administer the internal hormone booster MC? “Don’t worry Sir. It won’t hurt at all, just a little prick. Now bend over please”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It wasn't even funny then You can be very cruel sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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