camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 27 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I was reading the other day about that Jeff Pissflaps cunt, the owner of Amazon and , allegedly the richest bastard in the world. Like Branson he’s a massive Taxdodger but also has some crazy idea about private journeys into space in some Dan Dare (one for the teenagers there) fucking rocket. I just hope him and smug boy Dickie are pilot and co-pilot with Corden, the Markles, Piers Morgan, Lily Allen and Terry Fuckwit Christian among the desperate-for-attention sleb passengers. Oh.....and jugears Linekunt , nearly forgot that arsehole. Can I add Chris Evans, Brad (I didn't cheat) Wiggins, David (come out the closet you cunt) Walliams and that basket case dwarf Tom Cruise to the list? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I add Chris Evans, Brad (I didn't cheat) Wiggins, David (come out the closet you cunt) Walliams and that basket case dwarf Tom Cruise to the list? Of course, but I fear there are not enough multi billionaire, tax dodging wankers to pay for the number of space rockets required to remove even the more outrageous and noticeable cunts on this planet. We could make a start with Gemma Collins though. Possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I add Chris Evans, Brad (I didn't cheat) Wiggins, David (come out the closet you cunt) Walliams and that basket case dwarf Tom Cruise to the list? Couldn't they fit rocket engines to a couple of those surplus 737MAX things then they could even include Elon Musk and his big fat mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I add Chris Evans, Brad (I didn't cheat) Wiggins, David (come out the closet you cunt) Walliams and that basket case dwarf Tom Cruise to the list? Two words......Hugh Grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Two words......Hugh Grant. Huge Cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 This ‘patriotic’ cunt using the football to publicise his virgin company. Fuck off you nhs suing red faced, non uk tax paying Fucking ginger bellend of a Jew wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 02/05/2020 at 02:29, judgetwi said: Of course, but I fear there are not enough multi billionaire, tax dodging wankers to pay for the number of space rockets required to remove even the more outrageous and noticeable cunts on this planet. We could make a start with Gemma Collins though. Possibly. You won't have enough fuel to get her off the ground let alone into orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: This ‘patriotic’ cunt using the football to publicise his virgin company. Fuck off you nhs suing red faced, non uk tax paying Fucking ginger bellend of a Jew wanker. Ginger? The cunt😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 56 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ginger? The cunt😡 Ging, like my beloved Jimmy Somerville 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 13 minutes ago, ProfB said: Ging, like my beloved Jimmy Somerville 😘 Isn’t he some sort of chut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Isn’t he some sort of chut? He was in Mongski-Beat and the Commutards. There's something quite disturbing about a Scottish poofter. Like that pair of creepy cunts that used to pick out curtains for people on the telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was in Mongski-Beat and the Commutards. There's something quite disturbing about a Scottish poofter. Like that pair of creepy cunts that used to pick out curtains for people on the telly. I love him & his toons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Isn’t he some sort of chut? Chut? Is that an anagram - Spot you are always trying to outwit us. He's the runaway boy himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Me & my grandad once got a lift into town in an ice cream van - it was great fun. Mr Whippy... I think this is the sort for fun Jimmy S has enjoyed, he's a happy thoughtful lad of 60. 👴 they don't do a ging one, just this yellow number. Love ProfBXXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: Me & my grandad once got a lift into town in an ice cream van - it was great fun. Mr Whippy... I think this is the sort for fun Jimmy S has enjoyed, he's a happy thoughtful lad of 60. 👴 they don't do a ging one, just this yellow number. Love ProfBXXX I hope you get a life ban you weird Fucking spastic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: I hope you get a life ban you weird Fucking spastic. Hello Eddie, this is the Ricardo Brandon nom, so don't start on me, tell him what is getting your goat. Love Prof B XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: Me & my grandad once got a lift into town in an ice cream van - it was great fun. Mr Whippy... I think this is the sort for fun Jimmy S has enjoyed, he's a happy thoughtful lad of 60. 👴 they don't do a ging one, just this yellow number. Love ProfBXXX Was your grandad cryogenically frozen at the time? If yes, I can see the benefits of getting a lift in an ice cream van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was in Mongski-Beat and the Commutards. There's something quite disturbing about a Scottish poofter. Like that pair of creepy cunts that used to pick out curtains for people on the telly. Colin n Justin. Big in Canada. And yes, something disconcerting about them. Alan Cumming too, whose shit-eating grin always sets my teeth on edge, the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 21:23, Eddie said: I hope you get a life ban you weird Fucking spastic. I hope he gets crushed under a bus… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 21:23, Eddie said: I hope you get a life ban you weird Fucking spastic. Eddie, have you ever noticed how Pakis with a bit of money tend to live in houses with plastic Corinthian pillars and pediments? There's one cunt down the road from me who lives in what looks like a cheap lego knock off of The Acropolis. I can put up with the smell, but his delusions of grandeur have hit Frank levels of pretentiousness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 08/07/2021 at 22:07, Stubby Pecker said: I hope he gets crushed under a bus… Yeah, and then his body gets caught on the axle of an arctic that drags his carcass for miles and then it gets flattened by a steamroller and then.. and then....who we talking about again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 02/05/2020 at 02:29, judgetwi said: Of course, but I fear there are not enough multi billionaire, tax dodging wankers to pay for the number of space rockets required to remove even the more outrageous and noticeable cunts on this planet. We could make a start with Gemma Collins though. Possibly. The majority of them headbutt walls and mutilate infant’s genitalia. They make a mean lampshade and bar of soap though…fair play. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah, and then his body gets caught on the axle of an arctic that drags his carcass for miles and then it gets flattened by a steamroller and then.. and then....who we talking about again? Prof, but I’d happily substitute frank for such a death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 Lift off has been delayed but with luck he will be on his way to the heavens at 1530 UK time .. bye bye Richard .. soon you will be a star shining above us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Lift off has been delayed but with luck he will be on his way to the heavens at 1530 UK time .. bye bye Richard .. soon you will be a star shining above us. If only you’d fuck off for good as well, daft she-he, horse hung freak of fucking nature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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