applescruff14 Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Not as predictable as you. Maybe, I'm having a cunt of a time at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Maybe, I'm having a cunt of a time at the moment. Go self employed, I'm sure you'd have a better time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Go self employed, I'm sure you'd have a better time... My days at my job are numbered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 On 6 July 2016 at 6:06 AM, southerncunt said: Nick Krygios is hands down the biggest cunt in world sport. What a fucking embarrassment. Murray is just a dour Scotsman. Not as embarrassing as the Australian "handbags" rugby team that lost a home series 3-0 to England. lol. Faggots. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: My days at my job are numbered. You're not an advent calendar, are you? Regular, if slightly seasonal work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You're not an advent calendar, are you? Regular, if slightly seasonal work. One for @scotty and @Cuntybaws I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against the wall with their flaps open and ready to be eaten. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 53 minutes ago, Bubba C said: One for @scotty and @Cuntybaws I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against the wall with their flaps open and ready to be eaten. Rip their boxes open and eat the chocolate out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 On 06/07/2016 at 0:21 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Winston Churchill. Oh yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Well done to Britain's Andy Murray following his Wimbledon triumph. A fantastic result for British sport. But he had to go and spoil it by dipping out of the Davis Cup. The bone idle Scotch cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 So...he is Wimbledon Champion...he can do what the fuck he wants..you sound very Jealous Bill..maybe you should go and get a fucking life instead of insulting everyone...and what do you do in your downtime...Mmm..probably watch gay muslim porn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 10 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: So...he is Wimbledon Champion...he can do what the fuck he wants..you sound very Jealous Bill..maybe you should go and get a fucking life instead of insulting everyone...and what do you do in your downtime...Mmm..probably watch gay muslim porn.. Jacko. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: Jacko. Do you mean jackoff...bless you my child.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Can I just say that I would ride his missus like a fucking pit pony,till it couldn't take any more,the lucky miserable jock cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 21 hours ago, neil298 said: Can I just say that I would ride his missus like a fucking pit pony,till it couldn't take any more,the lucky miserable jock cunt You fat sod. You're a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 22 hours ago, neil298 said: Can I just say that I would ride his missus like a fucking pit pony,till it couldn't take any more,the lucky miserable jock cunt ...and the best thing is that she'd be swearing like the filthiest porn star you've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fat sod. You're a fucking disgrace. Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off You fat pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off What do you mean "turn her round" and "stick a finger up her arse"? You do know who your talking about I take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: What do you mean "turn her round" and "stick a finger up her arse"? You do know who your talking about I take it. You disgusting pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You disgusting pervert. Why thank you Spunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Murray's just a fucking crushing bore. To be fair, I'd be bored out of my fucking tits if I were married to that fucking pig of a wife he has. Where'd he find that chromosome-deficient slag? A cut-price brothel? In a chippie? Or at the Ugly Fucking Cow championships? Answers on a post card. Send to - Rev's "I want him dead" competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Rev said: Answers on a post card. Send to - Rev's "I want him dead" competition. The fuck I will, not after failing to win a pair of Esther McVey's soiled knickers with my entries for your "I'm glad she's dead" competition. I was sure I'd sweep the board with The Queen Mother, Cilla Black, Victoria Wood, Princess Diana and Caroline Aherne, but not even the courtesy of a response. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The fuck I will, not after failing to win a pair of Esther McVey's soiled knickers with my entries for your "I'm glad she's dead" competition. I was sure I'd sweep the board with The Queen Mother, Cilla Black, Victoria Wood, Princess Diana and Caroline Aherne, but not even the courtesy of a response. Can't blame you Baws. I entered, and somehow won, Rev's "In the fucking woodchipper" competition last year with my entry for Piers Morgan and Elton John as siamese twins. I await the post every day with bated breath, but am still yet to receive my vibrator, signed and apparently used "often" by Gloria Estefan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The fuck I will, not after failing to win a pair of Esther McVey's soiled knickers with my entries for your "I'm glad she's dead" competition. I was sure I'd sweep the board with The Queen Mother, Cilla Black, Victoria Wood, Princess Diana and Caroline Aherne, but not even the courtesy of a response. There's no give and take where the Rev's concerned, baws. In fact the sly cunt won't even take. You might recall his pencil illustration that came first in 'Artist's Impression' (in the style of Wad) campaign back in 2014. He suggested I stick the prize bottle up my arse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: There's no give and take where the Rev's concerned, baws. In fact the sly cunt won't even take. You might recall his pencil illustration that came first in 'Artist's Impression' (in the style of Wad) campaign back in 2014. He suggested I stick the prize bottle up my arse. I remember that spectacular display of ingratitude as if it happened yesterday. The Rev has just PM'd me to say that the McVey knickers for "I'm glad she's dead" were actually awarded to a late entry, "Mother Teresa - what a cunt." He neglects to mention that it was his own entry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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