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Andy Murray's downtime activites


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Guest DingTheRioja
22 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

Maybe, I'm having a cunt of a time at the moment.

Go self employed, I'm sure you'd have a better time...

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53 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

One for @scotty and @Cuntybaws

I like my women how I like my advent calendar. 

Against the wall with their flaps open and ready to be eaten. 

Rip their boxes open and eat the chocolate out of them.

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Guest Ollyboro

Well done to Britain's Andy Murray following his Wimbledon triumph. A fantastic result for British sport. But he had to go and spoil it by dipping out of the Davis Cup. The bone idle Scotch cunt.

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10 hours ago, ThunderCunt said:

So...he is Wimbledon Champion...he can do what the fuck he wants..you sound very Jealous Bill..maybe you should go and get a fucking life instead of insulting everyone...and what do you do in your downtime...Mmm..probably watch gay muslim porn..

Jacko. 

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22 hours ago, neil298 said:

Can I just say that I would ride his missus like a fucking pit pony,till it couldn't take any more,the lucky miserable jock cunt

...and the best thing is that she'd be swearing like the filthiest porn star you've ever seen. 

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19 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You fat sod.

You're a fucking disgrace.

Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off

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7 minutes ago, neil298 said:

Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off

You fat pervert.

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1 hour ago, neil298 said:

Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off

What do you mean "turn her round" and "stick a finger up her arse"?

You do know who your talking about I take it.

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Murray's just a fucking crushing bore. To be fair, I'd be bored out of my fucking tits if I were married to that fucking pig of a wife he has. Where'd he find that chromosome-deficient slag? A cut-price brothel? In a chippie? Or at the Ugly Fucking Cow championships? Answers on a post card. Send to - Rev's "I want him dead" competition.

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8 hours ago, Rev said:

 Answers on a post card. Send to - Rev's "I want him dead" competition.

The fuck I will, not after failing to win a pair of Esther McVey's soiled knickers with my entries for your "I'm glad she's dead" competition. I was sure I'd sweep the board with The Queen Mother, Cilla Black, Victoria Wood, Princess Diana and Caroline Aherne, but not even the courtesy of a response.

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The fuck I will, not after failing to win a pair of Esther McVey's soiled knickers with my entries for your "I'm glad she's dead" competition. I was sure I'd sweep the board with The Queen Mother, Cilla Black, Victoria Wood, Princess Diana and Caroline Aherne, but not even the courtesy of a response.

Can't blame you Baws. I entered, and somehow won, Rev's "In the fucking woodchipper" competition last year with my entry for Piers Morgan and Elton John as siamese twins. I await the post every day with bated breath, but am still yet to receive my vibrator, signed and apparently used "often" by Gloria Estefan.

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

The fuck I will, not after failing to win a pair of Esther McVey's soiled knickers with my entries for your "I'm glad she's dead" competition. I was sure I'd sweep the board with The Queen Mother, Cilla Black, Victoria Wood, Princess Diana and Caroline Aherne, but not even the courtesy of a response.

There's no give and take where the Rev's concerned, baws. In fact the sly cunt won't even take. You might recall his pencil illustration that came first in 'Artist's Impression' (in the style of Wad) campaign back in 2014. He suggested I stick the prize bottle up my arse. 

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2 hours ago, Frank said:

There's no give and take where the Rev's concerned, baws. In fact the sly cunt won't even take. You might recall his pencil illustration that came first in 'Artist's Impression' (in the style of Wad) campaign back in 2014. He suggested I stick the prize bottle up my arse. 

I remember that spectacular display of ingratitude as if it happened yesterday. 

The Rev has just PM'd me to say that the McVey knickers for "I'm glad she's dead" were actually awarded to a late entry, "Mother Teresa - what a cunt." He neglects to mention that it was his own entry.

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