Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Why? He never fucking posted anything. He did but it didn't last long.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: He did but it didn't last long.... lol. Fuck off. Nice talking to you. We must do it again some time. lol. Prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: He's been banned..... who has? Back on topic. Do you even know who your dad is? Its apparent that the fanny which ejected you belonged to a 'professional'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cretin. You also tard...not so funny tard ..Frank not tard. .Frank good Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Pot. Kettle. Black. Cunt. I just know that Rick B will be wondering how you know that Mr Kettle is black and why you think he is a cunt. PS Is 'Pot.' short for Potato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 No way has he really been banned? Man don't piss punkape off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 I like a lively debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: There was a Dutch jazz musician once, had a pair of sons, both became highly successful mainstream rock stars. Van something or other. All are a bunch of cunts. Success can be measured in different ways...consider that Jason Bonham hasn't repeated the dreadful mistakes of his father. Or Jack Osbourne, who was the source of inspiration behind his decrepit, cretinous fathers success at sobriety after confessing his own drug and alcohol issues to his famous old geezer. Even our own little punky...his father topped himself upon the confirmation of his HIV infection. Punkape lingers on. Right, apart from.... ah fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 18 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: To be totally honest with you a ban would be most welcome as the quality of most of the contributions from the newbies is piss poor. People who think they are being funny by making sexual references to Punters' family do my head in. Do it again and you'll be taking an extended rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 I must say I appreciated the use of caps lock in the thread title. It gives one a clear forewarning that the author is a complete cunt and the subject matter a load of old dross. Disabled toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: People who think they are being funny by making sexual references to Punters' family do my head in. Do it again and you'll be taking an extended rest. That's what he uses to pot the brown with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 15 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I remember that masterpiece very well, i was on the verge of great and unfortunate things with that but the great never materialised but unfortunately i went to shit, my anger issues overcome my stable mind and i slipped into a violent trance filled with claw hammers and medi-evil devices..i am sorry. They reckon most adult males think about sex every 15 minutes or so, you however.... 12 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I like a lively debate. Where is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: He did but it didn't last long.... lol. Fuck off. You have a sparkle in your aura today Punky, you must off pulled at the weekend.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: They reckon most adult males think about sex every 15 minutes or so, you however.... Where is it? Don't now Dung, i have never timed it myself but probably more in good weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Don't now Dung, i have never timed it myself but probably more in good weather. I suppose it's easier to hold a chromium-vanadium claw hammer in the warm sun than when it's freezing your nuts off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: I suppose it's easier to hold a chromium-vanadium claw hammer in the warm sun than when it's freezing your nuts off... It does and it swings a lot smoother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: It does and it swings a lot smoother. you sound like the sort of cunt that couldnt even wield a Bluebird Toffee hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 18 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: It does and it swings a lot smoother. Falkirk 0 Raith Rovers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: you sound like the sort of cunt that couldnt even wield a Bluebird Toffee hammer Boy you're good, so entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Falkirk 0 Raith Rovers 1 An unexpected result for the rovers there Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 14 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: who has? Back on topic. Do you even know who your dad is? Its apparent that the fanny which ejected you belonged to a 'professional'. Cheap shot, you're much better than this Mr.Flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On 02/10/2016 at 12:27 PM, ratcum said: Jonathan Palmer's son Jolyon has a single F1 point at age 25 And the words of the prophets are written on the khazi walls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I think Harvey Price has fuck all chance in following in his dads footsteps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, Neil said: I think Harvey Price has fuck all chance in following in his dads footsteps Well, he has in the sense that he's going to make a fortune because he was once on the inside of Jordans' dirt box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 It’s a shame that a post I wanted to make about Punkape would be deemed a violation of rules. It was related to village idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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