Eddie Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: K Cider? I think of you as being more accustomed to the qualities of a fine Côte de Beaune, washed down with your Doner Kebab, and as for Valium, well, Steredent seems to work on the Mrs. What can i say evens,I'm a classy guy ,sometimes I even get out of the bath to have a piss, but only sometimes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Wine is for poofs anyway. French fucking muck. I had a Citroën once, and that was shit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Wine is for poofs anyway. French fucking muck. I had a Citroën once, and that was shit as well. The Citroën BX was known for developing rust on the undercarriage whilst still on display at the dealership. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: What can i say evens,I'm a classy guy ,sometimes I even get out of the bath to have a piss, but only sometimes. Bath! I'll never forget my last one back in the Summer of '69, head down in a sheep dip. Why, I almost got my boots wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 It's one of the great polarising questions of the age - whether to spit or swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's one of the great polarising questions of the age - whether to spit or swallow. Rub it on your tits, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's one of the great polarising questions of the age - whether to spit or swallow. When looking for a card for my wife, for fucking Valentine's Day, I found one that said "I'm really glad your mum didn't swallow you". Despite finding it a little amusing, I'm pretty sure there's a fairly large contingent that would find it highly fucking offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, Ape said: When looking for a card for my wife, for fucking Valentine's Day, I found one that said "I'm really glad your mum didn't swallow you". Despite finding it a little amusing, I'm pretty sure there's a fairly large contingent that would find it highly fucking offensive. I bet Rick would be at the top of the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: I bet Rick would be at the top of the list. Rick probably wouldn't even understand it. How can you possibly swallow a human being? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: When looking for a card for my wife, for fucking Valentine's Day, I found one that said "I'm really glad your mum didn't swallow you". Despite finding it a little amusing, I'm pretty sure there's a fairly large contingent that would find it highly fucking offensive. It said that, but since then..... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 I love tasting wine. It's the reason most of the early 80's are just a fucking blur to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 12 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Excellent nom. Is that a wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 hours ago, Ape said: When looking for a card for my wife, for fucking Valentine's Day, I found one that said "I'm really glad your mum didn't swallow you". Despite finding it a little amusing, I'm pretty sure there's a fairly large contingent that would find it highly fucking offensive. Hahahahaha... that's the first time I've heard that joke (today). Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Hahahahaha... that's the first time I've heard that joke (today). Idiot Ouch - the first blow from the master! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love tasting wine. It's the reason most of the early 80's are just a fucking blur to me. Did you like a drink then? I don't believe you've mentioned it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that a wine? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Wine is rank stuff for filthy foreigners, and wimminz. Red wine is only drunk by utter bellends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 49 minutes ago, deebom said: Wine is rank stuff for filthy foreigners, and wimminz. Red wine is only drunk by utter bellends. Whereas you prefer the taste of ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love tasting wine. It's the reason most of the early 80's are just a fucking blur to me. You're much younger than I envisaged you to be, gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that a wine? Don't ask her. Her idea of wine, is whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 hours ago, Snatch said: Did you like a drink then? I don't believe you've mentioned it before. Yes I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 On 17/02/2017 at 11:18 AM, Snatch said: I think you'll find that the electrics are made in Japan,a lot of parts in Taiwan and an EVO engine that was designed by Porsche because the Yanks are too thick to design an air cooled V-Twin motor from aluminium. A lot of imported parts that are just put together in Milwaukee. The American dream? Load of shite. The American dream is a load of cheap shit imported then stuck together and stamped with Made in Murrica all over it, much like the people. On 17/02/2017 at 4:36 PM, Eddie said: Beautiful fat boy, mine is the 1548 model, screaming eagle exhausts, white with sissy bar and front screen. Don't worry ape i will take a photo of it asap and post, lol. sissy bars..... And that concludes the case for the prosecution m'lud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yes I have I heard you had once or twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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