Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 Stupid bint got pissed and drove her car at speed with her 19 month old in the back... I'd struggle to do better flips on GTA5 when pissed. Why are these people allowed to procreate? Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Stupid bint got pissed and drove her car at speed with her 19 month old in the back... I'd struggle to do better flips on GTA5 when pissed. Why are these people allowed to procreate? I assume they both died? Quote
Guest Manky Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 I believe she was unaware of our rules on drink driving, our rules on driving and our rules concerning the sanctity of human life. If she didn't like her kid, why didn't she sell it to a Madonna Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I assume they both died? Nope, child fine, she had "unspecified injuries".... got 26 weeks sentence ffs... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-39552612 The only saving grace is another quashqai removed from the roads... Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 I drink and drive all the time. It's not illegal anyway. Fuck off. Quote
Roadkill Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 10 points for distance, -5 for the landing. Them Quashkai's are faster than they look. In all fairness the little shit was probably hogging the Jack Daniel's. 2 Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: I drink and drive all the time. It's not illegal anyway. Fuck off. Drinking buckfast on the top deck of the Number 9 bus doesn't count as driving 6 months jail for her seems to contradict your theory Bumder! Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 Tried to upload the Sun page. Headline "smashed test mummy". Let's just say the picture of her certainly shows she has a lot if padding. Miow! 1 Quote
Cuntybaws Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tried to upload the Sun page. Headline "smashed test mummy". Let's just say the picture of her certainly shows she has a lot if padding. Miow! Chikwature must be Nigerian for "Ham Planet". 2 Quote
Guest Snatch Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Chikwature must be Nigerian for "Ham Planet". I can't believe she was driving. The car would never have got off the ground with that fat cunt in it. (init?) Quote
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: I can't believe she was driving. The car would never have got off the ground with that fat cunt in it. (init?) Nice big tits though. Quote
Guest Snatch Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Nice big tits though. She's got big everything. Quote
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I drink and drive all the time. It's not illegal anyway. Fuck off. Change the record, you tiresome fucking turd. 1 Quote
Jiggerycock Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 I dunno. You're up a tree on a roundabout on a quiet Sunday afternoon, looking forward to a nice leisurely wank and then all of a sudden a fucking Qashquai, Rusty Lee -on-steroids at the helm, comes hurtling at you at 90 mph, going for a triple toe loop, Salchow and broken back axle. Nearly ripped my damned crank off with surprise! THE FUCKING THOUGHTLESS BITCH!!!!! 1 Quote
Wolfie Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 'Nissan replaces Qashqai with all-new Crashcow launch.' 1 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Brain aside, yes. I assume she walked away without serious injury because her lips doubled the airbag’s effect. And they've got 'inflate to 30psi' written round the edge. She should have borrowed her boyfriends car, better control due to the extra small steering wheel fitted so he can drive with handcuffs on. Quote
Rev Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Chikwature must be Nigerian for "Ham Planet". It's Fat Man Scoop with an outstanding pair of lactoid sweater cows. However, she's so aesthetically handicapped, she facially resembles a yeti's clap-riddled cock. Quote
Neil Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 I assume she landed on her face,it looks badly bruised and her lips are very swollen the poor mare 2 Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I drink and drive all the time. It's not illegal anyway. Fuck off. Reported for reckless disregard for human life. You can kill yourself because nobody considers you human, but others....different situation you miserable fucking spastic. Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for reckless disregard for human life. You can kill yourself because nobody considers you human, but others....different situation you miserable fucking spastic. Reported for slander. Get you facts right mosquito brain. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 55 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for reckless disregard for human life. You can kill yourself because nobody considers you human, but others....different situation you miserable fucking spastic. You forgot wiz, it'll be drunk walking for punkers. Stumbling paralytic dragging a cardboard cut out of a range rover isn't illegal as far as I know. Sucking off horses and wanking off sailors for money however.... Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You forgot wiz, it'll be drunk walking for punkers. Stumbling paralytic dragging a cardboard cut out of a range rover isn't illegal as far as I know. Sucking off horses and wanking off sailors for money however.... You're pissed. Do fuck off. lol. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're pissed. Do fuck off. lol. I don't tend to drink in the week due to my bike to work schedule. I should imagine your miserable life demands mind numbing booze to blank out the horror. If you spent the money on your mobility scooter instead perhaps you could get away from the tedium of the council bungalow a bit more. And indulge in ever more poofery Quote
Roadkill Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Chikwature must be Nigerian for "Ham Planet". Holy shit. I think we may have found the source of the famine in Africa. How the fuck did that thing even birth living offspring? Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Holy shit. I think we may have found the source of the famine in Africa. How the fuck did that thing even birth living offspring? She doesn't know either.. didn't feel a thing.. Her face still looks badly swollen, cant see her eyes for shit... or is that why she couldn't see the roundabout for shit? Quote
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