Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I always thought he was a wanker when he was on Strictly Come Dancing, but having just witnessed him hosting his own game show, Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme, I realise he is way, way worse. What an utter load of fucking shit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 My favourite series of Len's is 'Farmfoods'. It is fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I'm sorry, but let's not cunt around the shrubbery...this crusty old cockernee slap-headed cock-snorkeler needs put to sleep with a fucking trenching shovel, unless that poof on the judge's bench wants to fuck his crusty old cankered colon to kingdom fuck. I want him dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 I need help with this. What the fuck rhymes with helicopter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 14 hours ago, Ape said: I always thought he was a wanker when he was on Strictly Come Dancing, but having just witnessed him hosting his own game show, Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme, I realise he is way, way worse. What an utter load of fucking shit. Fuck off. Len is well known as a leading light in the model helicopter community........ Lol. Fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 33 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I need help with this. What the fuck rhymes with helicopter? After your morning bottle of vodka, anything will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I need help with this. What the fuck rhymes with helicopter? Sticking with a flying theme, lepidopter isn't too far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Rev said: I'm sorry, but let's not cunt around the shrubbery...this crusty old cockernee slap-headed cock-snorkeler needs put to sleep with a fucking trenching shovel, unless that poof on the judge's bench wants to fuck his crusty old cankered colon to kingdom fuck. I want him dead. There's only one score I can give this post: SEVAAAAAAAAAAN😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I need help with this. What the fuck rhymes with helicopter? How about this for something to rhyme with helicopter, you big, bald, drunken baby? Drew's mum should have had an abortion, I can't believe nobody stopped 'er? Who the fuck is Len Goodman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: How about this for something to rhyme with helicopter, you big, bald, drunken baby? Drew's mum should have had an abortion, I can't believe nobody stopped 'er? Who the fuck is Len Goodman? Benny Goodman's son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Benny Goodman's son. Never heard of either of them, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 22 hours ago, Rev said: I'm sorry, but let's not cunt around the shrubbery...this crusty old cockernee slap-headed cock-snorkeler needs put to sleep with a fucking trenching shovel, unless that poof on the judge's bench wants to fuck his crusty old cankered colon to kingdom fuck. I want him dead. I believe he can trace his relatives back to Eastern Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 15 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I need help with this. What the fuck rhymes with helicopter? In yours and Punky's case, I'd say child abductor is close enough! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Great, thanks Wiz. "A child abductor, flying a helicopter" I'll mail it to Len and see what he thinks although I don't think they'll be any problems if his show is on BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 My neighbours retarded nephew tells me this is a rip off of a segment on Keith Lemons Celebrity Juice, where Holly and Ferne make much merriment from the fact some words sound like others. A fine tribute to the National Curriculum. The Beeb used to give us Civilisation with Kenneth Clark and Life on Earth. Now we get a faux cockney dance teacher giving us the TV equivalent of flashcards. Fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: My neighbours retarded nephew tells me this is a rip off of a segment on Keith Lemons Celebrity Juice, where Holly and Ferne make much merriment from the fact some words sound like others. A fine tribute to the National Curriculum. The Beeb used to give us Civilisation with Kenneth Clark and Life on Earth. Now we get a faux cockney dance teacher giving us the TV equivalent of flashcards. Fuck off and die. Exactly who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 On 8/27/2017 at 0:26 AM, Rev said: I'm sorry, but let's not cunt around the shrubbery...this crusty old cockernee slap-headed cock-snorkeler needs put to sleep with a fucking trenching shovel, unless that poof on the judge's bench wants to fuck his crusty old cankered colon to kingdom fuck. I want him dead. Sometimes, the downside to reading what people are saying, rather than hearing it, is that one's true intent and meaning can often be misconstrued; like in this instance. So, just to clarify, are you a fan or not Rev? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, nocti said: Sometimes, the downside to reading what people are saying, rather than hearing it, is that one's true intent and meaning can often be misconstrued; like in this instance. So, just to clarify, are you a fan or not Rev? That's the trouble with the Rev, forever sitting on the fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 On 26/08/2017 at 7:19 PM, Ape said: I always thought he was a wanker when he was on Strictly Come Dancing, but having just witnessed him hosting his own game show, Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme, I realise he is way, way worse. What an utter load of fucking shit. Fuck off. Strictly come dancing is a fucking gay wankfest only watched by cross dressing, closet homo, spastic pygmies and as such is totally forbidden in the Lugs domain. Len who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Len who? Len fucking Ganley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Len fucking Ganley. Snooker celebrity death match, Ganley vs Reardon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 On 26/08/2017 at 7:53 PM, Manky said: My favourite series of Len's is 'Farmfoods'. It is fucking hilarious. Absolutely. For those on here lucky enough not to live in an unemployment blackspot, Farmfoods is where dole scum go to get their long service banquets. After 25 five years of getting up before midday once a fucking fortnight, the long-term scrounger is given a £10 Farmfoods voucher to spend at their discretion. This will get them a dozen pizzas, several buckets of chicken, a case of 2 litre sugary pop, a tin of hotdogs and a wank off the fat cunt with the lazy eye attempting to work the till. So the idea of this mincing cock gargler supreme sashaying his way into one is beyond preposterous. A heavily tattooed member of the local intelligentsia, sporting an egg stained vest and 12 sovereign rings, would have the cunt head butted through the nearest Yorkshire Pudding cabinet before bent fucking Len could think of a rhyme for mushy fucking peas (rent boy fees). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Absolutely. For those on here lucky enough not to live in an unemployment blackspot, Farmfoods is where dole scum go to get their long service banquets. After 25 five years of getting up before midday once a fucking fortnight, the long-term scrounger is given a £10 Farmfoods voucher to spend at their discretion. This will get them a dozen pizzas, several buckets of chicken, a case of 2 litre sugary pop, a tin of hotdogs and a wank off the fat cunt with the lazy eye attempting to work the till. So the idea of this mincing cock gargler supreme sashaying his way into one is beyond preposterous. A heavily tattooed member of the local intelligentsia, sporting an egg stained vest and 12 sovereign rings, would have the cunt head butted through the nearest Yorkshire Pudding cabinet before bent fucking Len could think of a rhyme for mushy fucking peas (rent boy fees). "That headbutt gets a ten fwom Len" (creepy perv wink). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 On 8/27/2017 at 10:39 PM, Bubba C said: How about this for something to rhyme with helicopter, you big, bald, drunken baby? For being a brown-nosing taff cunt, its a Ten from Len! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Have you thought about taking control of the controller of your telly , from past experiences of the wifes vice like grip a cigar cutter will work or fuck off to the pub while its on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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