Guest Ollyboro Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 The latest advert for Currys is voiced over by an Asian. During the current National Lotto ad boring cunts describe what they'd do if they won the jackpot. One cunt says she'd get nocunt's favourite orange stick insect and handler of stolen goods (fact), David Dickinson, to pop round and see her mum!?! What? Is this a service that the ex-Strangeways satsuma offers Lotto winners? For a small fee the leathery faced old scrote will pop round, service your silver haired mother then half inch her pension book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: The latest advert for Currys is voiced over by an Asian. During the current National Lotto ad boring cunts describe what they'd do if they won the jackpot. One cunt says she'd get nocunt's favourite orange stick insect and handler of stolen goods (fact), David Dickinson, to pop round and see her mum!?! What? Is this a service that the ex-Strangeways satsuma offers Lotto winners? For a small fee the leathery faced old scrote will pop round, service your silver haired mother then half inch her pension book. As 90% of adverts are for PPI, Personal injury lawyers and funeral plans, it may be time to start watching the programmes instead. Gone are the Boddingtons, Tango and decent Meerkats ads and the world is a much greyer place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I've recommended this site before. The latest entry is that "Toney" cunt advertising Microsoft, the one with the stupidest fucking hair I've ever seen. I commend it to the house. http://adturds.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've recommended this site before. The latest entry is that "Toney" cunt advertising Microsoft, the one with the stupidest fucking hair I've ever seen. I commend it to the house. http://adturds.co.uk He looks like someone has taken a shit on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Twas a trawl of bad advert sites on a grey drizzly evening brought me to this little gem of a site and its diverse characters Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Guess what? Toney has a website, and he's written some books too, including "I'm Jack. I'm Black". It sounds tailor made for Eddie & Stubby. "Jack and Max are good friends, despite their differences. This easy reader introduces Jack, who loves being himself, even though some others make judgements about him, without getting to know him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Guess what? Toney has a website, and he's written some books too, including "I'm Jack. I'm Black". It sounds tailor made for Eddie & Stubby. "Jack and Max are good friends, despite their differences. This easy reader introduces Jack, who loves being himself, even though some others make judgements about him, without getting to know him." this is a trap right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: this is a trap right? It could be, but let's jump in anyway. I mentioned this Jackson cunt the other day. The advert in question makes me physically sick, "we call it da remainder, it's da number dat remains" the only thing this black supremacist wanker is teaching kids is how to be black, even the white ones. It's cunts like him who are responsible for millions of white kids walking round with their underpants hanging out and speaking in ridiculous Nigerian/Jamaican accents. I've got nothing against black culture, for black people, but stop forcing it on the rest of us. Fucking racist PC nazi propogandist cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Here are just some of the other fucking adverts that have got on our tits over the years, to save unnecessary repetition. There are dozens more in the archive... RIP Gurt, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 34 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Twas a trawl of bad advert sites on a grey drizzly evening brought me to this little gem of a site and its diverse characters Panzerknacker What a fortunate turn of events it's proven to be for us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 26 minutes ago, Ape said: What a fortunate turn of events it's proven to be for us all. It has. ..it's introduced me to the kinds of individuals that I'd normally not share elbow room at a bar...never mind actually converse with Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It has. ..it's introduced me to the kinds of individuals that I'd normally not share elbow room at a bar...never mind actually converse with Yet, at the time of writing, you've decided to metaphorically return to the same bar 1,535 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Here are just some of the other fucking adverts that have got on our tits over the years, to save unnecessary repetition. There are dozens more in the archive... RIP Gurt, This is fucked up CB, it's like a syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here are just some of the other fucking adverts that have got on our tits over the years, to save unnecessary repetition. There are dozens more in the archive... RIP Gurt, Do you know what fresh air is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 The worse set of adverts ever made is with that fat fucking opera singer: Go Compare. It mercifully disappeared for a while and then it proudly announced "Back by popular demand"! Demanded by who???? Demanded by fucking who?? Go Compare? Go fuck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Do you know what fresh air is? I do. It's between Pen's ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 The worst one of all time was the fucking shreaded wheat advert in the late 60s early 70s with the twatting woman singng "There are two men in my life and the both eat shreaded fucking wheat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here are just some of the other fucking adverts that have got on our tits over the years, to save unnecessary repetition. There are dozens more in the archive... RIP Gurt, Multi quoting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Yet, at the time of writing, you've decided to metaphorically return to the same bar 1,535 times. Mm..I find the opinions and ideals held by the posters to be fascinating and worth a read. .even your thin gruel offering wuggers baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..I find the opinions and ideals held by the posters to be fascinating and worth a read. .even your thin gruel offering wuggers baby Panzerknacker God only knows why, but I'm finding myself beginning to quite like old Panzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I remember an age when adverts were better and things like trains were advertised by paedophile DJ'S and aftershave by our top sportsmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: God only knows why, but I'm finding myself beginning to quite like old Panzy. Could it be that his life sounds so pitiful and worthless that you feel a little bit sorry for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Could it be that his life sounds so pitiful and worthless that you feel a little bit sorry for it? No, it's because he's actually pretty funny. You, on the other hand, are a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Where the fuck is Quincy?! This is fucking bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Where the fuck is Quincy?! This is fucking bullshit. You are a cunt, and if QC were here, he would shit in your mouth. Cracking nom this, Ape and Droopy at their best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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