Frank Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, White Van Man said: He's not exactly a man of witty repartee. I'd rather guide my father into my mother than converse with him any longer. Do you follow the snooker? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Let it go. He has no arse. Your fungal caked footprints are all over this, Frank. There’s nothing slick about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 21 hours ago, Frank said: Do you follow the snooker? "Do you follow the snooker, dederder....?" You weak, weak little man. We had the nonce in our midst, ripe for a cunting, and the first thing you ask him is, "do you follow the snooker?". Please tell me this was an insidious attempt to lure him into your web for a kill. But the thing is, since you beautifully wound up Jazz into producing his finest work, I haven't seen anything to suggest you've still got effective killer instinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: "Do you follow the snooker, dederder....?" You weak, weak little man. We had the nonce in our midst, ripe for a cunting, and the first thing you ask him is, "do you follow the snooker?". Please tell me this was an insidious attempt to lure him into your web for a kill. But the thing is, since you beautifully wound up Jazz into producing his finest work, I haven't seen anything to suggest you've still got effective killer instinct. I'm living in a shed in the Auvergne. What do you expect? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm living in a shed in the Auvergne. What do you expect? If you’re not…you fucking should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 22 hours ago, Frank said: Do you follow the snooker? Frankie-Boy groomery at its finest. It did raise a smile I’m sorry to admit given my sycophantic history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm living in a shed in the Auvergne. What do you expect? Bollocks. Looks like the New Forest to me; it could even be Frensham Ponds in Surrey. Nevertheless, and this is meant with no acrimony, what an adorable little pooch you've got. A little bit 'lapdoggy' for my taste, but very cute. He certainly loves you, so kudos to you for showing him kindness. I think it was @Eric Cuntman who said of it, "I'm glad at last he's found love". Well, I'll second that. We have three dogs, one of which I have the closest bond & trust with... each and collectively they are one of life's great pleasures to explore the outdoors with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bollocks. Looks like the New Forest to me; it could even be Frensham Ponds in Surrey. Nevertheless, and this is meant with no acrimony, what an adorable little pooch you've got. A little bit 'lapdoggy' for my taste, but very cute. He certainly loves you, so kudos to you for showing him kindness. I think it was @Eric Cuntman who said of it, "I'm glad at last he's found love". Well, I'll second that. We have three dogs, one of which I have the closest bond & trust with... each and collectively they are one of life's great pleasures to explore the outdoors with. He fucks his though…I could see it in the hound’s soulless eyes. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Frankie-Boy groomery at its finest. It did raise a smile I’m sorry to admit given my sycophantic history. We all knew the plug would be pulled (which it was), so with a pussy comment like that, there simply wouldn't have been enough time to finish the job with Frank's slow yet deliberate prose. The board will agree Eric & myself did the best job of getting our teeth into the cunt, given the short time available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bollocks. Looks like the New Forest to me; it could even be Frensham Ponds in Surrey. Nevertheless, and this is meant with no acrimony, what an adorable little pooch you've got. A little bit 'lapdoggy' for my taste, but very cute. He certainly loves you, so kudos to you for showing him kindness. I think it was @Eric Cuntman who said of it, "I'm glad at last he's found love". Well, I'll second that. We have three dogs, one of which I have the closest bond & trust with... each and collectively they are one of life's great pleasures to explore the outdoors with. Soft arse cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 28 minutes ago, Wolfie said: We all knew the plug would be pulled (which it was), so with a pussy comment like that, there simply wouldn't have been enough time to finish the job with Frank's slow yet deliberate prose. The board will agree Eric & myself did the best job of getting our teeth into the cunt, given the short time available. That said, it’s only a matter of time before that slack cervix, unfit for purpose, ginger cuntess allows him to re-appear in another blindingly obvious guise. What is the point of Roops, aside from squabbling with Billy. ‘Sack the tart’ I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 28 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That said, it’s only a matter of time before that slack cervix, unfit for purpose, ginger cuntess allows him to re-appear in another blindingly obvious guise. What is the point of Roops, aside from squabbling with Billy. ‘Sack the tart’ I say. Do you think she's been busy pulling pubic hairs from the plughole to knit Billy a jumper for Crimpo? The robin's breast will come easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Bollocks. Looks like the New Forest to me; it could even be Frensham Ponds in Surrey. Nevertheless, and this is meant with no acrimony, what an adorable little pooch you've got. A little bit 'lapdoggy' for my taste, but very cute. He certainly loves you, so kudos to you for showing him kindness. I think it was @Eric Cuntman who said of it, "I'm glad at last he's found love". Well, I'll second that. We have three dogs, one of which I have the closest bond & trust with... each and collectively they are one of life's great pleasures to explore the outdoors with. Absolutely. I like little Billy. He is a bit lapdoggy, as you say. But I would happily play ball in the garden, sit and watch telly with him, give him proper Sunday dinners and all the good shit.. but I’d only walk him late at night. Or pay one of the neighbours kids to walk him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: We all knew the plug would be pulled (which it was), so with a pussy comment like that, there simply wouldn't have been enough time to finish the job with Frank's slow yet deliberate prose. The board will agree Eric & myself did the best job of getting our teeth into the cunt, given the short time available. Fun wasn’t it. I needed to be bad cop again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do you think she's been busy pulling pubic hairs from the plughole to knit Billy a jumper for Crimpo? The robin's breast will come easily. Possibly. I maintain that she’s never quite got over losing her virginity to Bill (mid-50’s) and the fact that the squalid orange cunt still has her hymen, mounted in resin as a key ring dangling from the ignition of his imaginary M4. He really is a terrible cunt that boy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fun wasn’t it. I needed to be bad cop again. Like a fish to water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely. I like little Billy. He is a bit lapdoggy, as you say. But I would happily play ball in the garden, sit and watch telly with him, give him proper Sunday dinners and all the good shit.. but I’d only walk him late at night. Or pay one of the neighbours kids to walk him. Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. Fascinating. Does he follow the snooker? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What is the point of Roops, aside from squabbling with Billy. ‘Sack the tart’ I say. Fuck off DC. She’s not quite dead yet. She’s mine and I haven’t wasted all this time toying with the insufferable cunt to let her off the hook and slip away, now that there’s just about no fight left in her. I want her mounted angry snarling ginger growler on my oak panelled dining room wall, alongside my oil on canvas portrait of the Rev Ian in his heyday, the black marlin, the Siberian white tigers head and the Giant Panda (all of which put up a hell of a lot more fight than her before succumbing to the inevitable tbh). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off DC. She’s not quite dead yet. She’s mine and I haven’t wasted all this time toying with the insufferable cunt to let her off the hook and slip away, now that there’s just about no fight left in her. I want her mounted angry snarling ginger growler on my oak panelled dining room wall, alongside my oil on canvas portrait of the Rev Ian in his heyday, the black marlin, the Siberian white tigers head and the Giant Panda (all of which put up a hell of a lot more fight than her before succumbing to the inevitable tbh). Tell me you’ve got one of them Antarctic polar bears in there, Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 57 minutes ago, Frank said: Best thing I’ve ever done. Congratulations for not setting the bar too high at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Tell me you’ve got one of them Antarctic polar bears in there, Bill? No but I do have a selection of Alaskan penguin beaks somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. Probably true, you puppy buggering, greasy cunt, and no doubt considerably tighter than Ming's minge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: No but I do have a selection of Alaskan penguin beaks somewhere. Are they made of wood? - Joey Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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