Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs was right, Drew.. I hadn't really noticed you at all until recently. I have never noticed either Drew or Decs .. who are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A certain well known nightclub owner once tried to "string" me along with the "Do you know who I am?"crap when he was annoying some other passengers. Even though he's renowned for 'putting it about', I bet his cock literally recoiled back into his pelvis at the fucking sight of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Even though he's renowned for 'putting it about', I bet his cock literally recoiled back into his pelvis at the fucking sight of you. By the look of him even back then I suspect that it was withered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Wolfie, I like you, you're one of the best on here, and the way you (metaphorically) put Roops to the sword was admirable, but taking credit for plagiarising Jazz's work? For shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Wolfie, I like you, you're one of the best on here, and the way you (metaphorically) put Roops to the sword was admirable, but taking credit for plagiarising Jazz's work? For shame. To which occasion do you refer? I think there have been a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Wolfie, I like you, you're one of the best on here, and the way you (metaphorically) put Roops to the sword was admirable,... Eh? When was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Decs was right, Drew.. I hadn't really noticed you at all until recently. Standby. The question now is, what do you intend to do about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 38 minutes ago, Wolfie said: To which occasion do you refer? I think there have been a few. Too many to mention, wilf. 35 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? When was this? The other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: The question now is, what do you intend to do about it? I'll come in from the left, tell him how much I like him.. disappear for a week, then post some cutting one-liners. Repeat to fade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: Decs was right, Drew.. I hadn't really noticId you at all until recent ly. Standby. Great. I beleive Bill and Decimus frequent The Castle at the bottom of Ketts Hill so i suggest that is best avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Frank said: I'll come in from the left, tell him how much I like him.. disappear for a week, then post some cutting one-liners. Repeat to fade. I've given him fair warning that he's finished here now that he's your new toy. For maximum impact target him on a Tuesday, it appears to be when he is at his maximum drunkest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Frank said: I'll come in from the left, tell him how much I like him.. disappear for a week, then post some cutting one-liners. Repeat to fade. I'm finished Frank, blood results couldn't be worse. Unlike you, there will be no coming back. Suggest some suitable music for the crem will you, nothing too heavy. Edited October 5, 2017 by Witheredscrote Free to a good home: 6 friendly geese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm finished Frank, blood results couldn't be worse. Unlike you, there will be no coming back. Suggest some suitable music for the crem will you, nothing too heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I have never noticed either Drew or Decs .. who are they? I'm usually the one that calls you a senile old hag. So I guess that confirms you're definitely senile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm usually the one that calls you a senile old hag. So I guess that confirms you're definitely senile. She a tart’s maid in a massage parlour........and makes the tea.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: She a tart’s maid in a massage parlour........and makes the tea.... lol. More like a spot of tea bagging for you old bean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: More like a spot of tea bagging for you old bean? Keep your offers of those sort of activities to your 'specialist' websites you fucking poofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Great. I beleive Bill and Decimus frequent The Castle at the bottom of Ketts Hill so i suggest that is best avoided. Drew I've been through your history and I'm afraid there's very little to go on. I now understand why you've gone unnoticed for so long.. double beige. I've booked you in for Tuesday10th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Drew I've been through your history and I'm afraid there's very little to go on. I now understand why you've gone unnoticed for so long.. double beige. I've booked you in for Tuesday10th Wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Wanker. Masturbation as a sport was built upon the ground of similar competitions, which were practiced across several countries in ancient civilisations. Most prominent among these was the Pissing Contest, in which men took it in turns to urinate as high as possible on the side of a wall, a competition in which many leaders were selected. For these competitions a large custom-made wall was needed. Walls used for such competitions included the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem and the side of the Pyramids of Giza. The Chinese had built the Great Wall, which was relatively short, but very long – due to the large population of China, this is the only way that a wall could accommodate all of the men. As time went by the need for height vastly outweighed how high a wall could be conceivably built, especially since the greatest competitors could piss over any wall. There was an attempt to build the Tower of Babel as the ultimate pissing target, but it was destroyed during construction. Then man discovered masturbation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Masturbation as a sport was built upon the ground of similar competitions, which were practiced across several countries in ancient civilisations. Most prominent among these was the Pissing Contest, in which men took it in turns to urinate as high as possible on the side of a wall, a competition in which many leaders were selected. For these competitions a large custom-made wall was needed. Walls used for such competitions included the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem and the side of the Pyramids of Giza. The Chinese had built the Great Wall, which was relatively short, but very long – due to the large population of China, this is the only way that a wall could accommodate all of the men. As time went by the need for height vastly outweighed how high a wall could be conceivably built, especially since the greatest competitors could piss over any wall. There was an attempt to build the Tower of Babel as the ultimate pissing target, but it was destroyed during construction. Then man discovered masturbation. Sorry, I haven’t got time for this drivel or you tonight. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Sorry, I haven’t got time for this drivel or you tonight. Fuck off. Enjoy your “All inclusive abduction tour”..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Enjoy your “All inclusive abduction tour”..... lol. Yeah, ok. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Masturbation as a sport was built upon the ground of similar competitions, which were practiced across several countries in ancient civilisations. Most prominent among these was the Pissing Contest, in which men took it in turns to urinate as high as possible on the side of a wall, a competition in which many leaders were selected. For these competitions a large custom-made wall was needed. Walls used for such competitions included the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem and the side of the Pyramids of Giza. The Chinese had built the Great Wall, which was relatively short, but very long – due to the large population of China, this is the only way that a wall could accommodate all of the men. As time went by the need for height vastly outweighed how high a wall could be conceivably built, especially since the greatest competitors could piss over any wall. There was an attempt to build the Tower of Babel as the ultimate pissing target, but it was destroyed during construction. Then man discovered masturbation. And that is how you get into public school. All you have to be is a wanker but not necessarily of your own cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Masturbation as a sport was built upon the ground of similar competitions, which were practiced across several countries in ancient civilisations. Most prominent among these was the Pissing Contest, in which men took it in turns to urinate as high as possible on the side of a wall, a competition in which many leaders were selected. For these competitions a large custom-made wall was needed. Walls used for such competitions included the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem and the side of the Pyramids of Giza. The Chinese had built the Great Wall, which was relatively short, but very long – due to the large population of China, this is the only way that a wall could accommodate all of the men. As time went by the need for height vastly outweighed how high a wall could be conceivably built, especially since the greatest competitors could piss over any wall. There was an attempt to build the Tower of Babel as the ultimate pissing target, but it was destroyed during construction. Then man discovered masturbation. You bray on about the same repetitive fucking shite....cocks, wanking, and deviant homo practices. You are a flaming faggot, admit it then kill yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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