Neil Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 As a herb it's a bit of a cunt,overpowers every fucking thing on the plate.Just had a perfect steak dish ruined by not a lot of the cunt.Fuck off you horrible green wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Some people have a genetic predisposition towards this stuff, and as a result it tastes totally different to them. The yanks call it cilantro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 It's a bit like Thickers and D, it's bearable in very small doses. What am i on about, of course it isn't, i want those two hung, drawn and quartered several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 It's nice on a curry, and I had a most enjoyable omelette last week in which it was a key ingredient. Basil can fuck right off, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's nice on a curry, and I had a most enjoyable omelette last week in which it was a key ingredient. Basil can fuck right off, though. Boom Boom! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's nice on a curry, and I had a most enjoyable omelette last week in which it was a key ingredient. Basil can fuck right off, though. I'm not sure if it was in the curry I had last night, the burning heat disguised all taste. Gandhis revenge is immenent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 I like both basil and coriander. Asian food is lost without coriander and bruschetta with ripe tomatoes and fresh chopped basil and olive oil on pane de casa is the perfect start to an Italian meal. Fresh is best though, fuck that dried shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 13 hours ago, Neil said: As a herb it's a bit of a cunt,overpowers every fucking thing on the plate.Just had a perfect steak dish ruined by not a lot of the cunt.Fuck off you horrible green wanker Coriander is delightful in the right dish and in moderation. Who the fucking fuck sprinkled your steak with it? It's a crime against cuisine, tell me who it was and I'll nip round sometime this weekend and kick the shit out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Don't care for anything more than white pepper n salt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Coriander is delightful in the right dish and in moderation. Who the fucking fuck sprinkled your steak with it? It's a crime against cuisine, tell me who it was and I'll nip round sometime this weekend and kick the shit out of them. It was a pub run by a former Masterchef contestant and boy did he milk the fact.His full English breakfast this morning was nothing to fucking write home about either.Buttery biscuit base cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Don't care for anything more than white pepper n salt Panzerknacker A handy box of Kleenex is surely among your essentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 53 minutes ago, Neil said: It was a pub run by a former Masterchef contestant and boy did he milk the fact.His full English breakfast this morning was nothing to fucking write home about either.Buttery biscuit base cunt. I feel your pain. Many of the blandest, shittiest dishes I've ever had were in supposed quality restaurants. Fucking shyster cunts. Death to all telly chefs, except Tom Kerridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: I feel your pain. Many of the blandest, shittiest dishes I've ever had were in supposed quality restaurants. Fucking shyster cunts. My experience exactly OTB. Mind you, I do sometimes get caught out by portion sizes at these posh places. They look meagre but then you find they're using depleted uranium as the principal ingredient! It's still bland though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: They look meagre but then you find they're using depleted uranium as the principal ingredient! Very good point Ratty, speaking as one who can polish off a 32oz. Steak with all the trimmings for breakfast, I can never get past 2 spoon size courses in these places. I'll be sporting a small geiger counter next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 20 hours ago, Neil said: It was a pub run by a former Masterchef contestant and boy did he milk the fact.His full English breakfast this morning was nothing to fucking write home about either.Buttery biscuit base cunt. Wetherspoons fish n chips for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 On 11/24/2017 at 9:44 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Some people have a genetic predisposition towards this stuff, and as a result it tastes totally different to them. The yanks call it cilantro. That seems to be the case. I like it, but for some people it tastes of soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: That seems to be the case. I like it, but for some people it tastes of soap. Have the many times you've lined your nostrils at wild parties ever had undertones of soapiness about them, Rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: That seems to be the case. I like it, but for some people it tastes of soap. It’s interesting that you know people who eat soap...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 On 25/11/2017 at 10:27 AM, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Who the fucking fuck sprinkled your steak with it? It's a crime against cuisine, tell me who it was and I'll nip round sometime this weekend and kick the shit out of them. His mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: It’s interesting that you know people who eat soap...... Is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 25 November 2017 at 2:05 AM, Eric Cuntman said: Boom Boom! Motherfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Motherfucker! Told ya. My very own dollop of unicorn shite. And now I have a witness too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Told ya. My very own dollop of unicorn shite. And now I have a witness too. Witnessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Told ya. My very own dollop of unicorn shite. And now I have a witness too. His hand must have slipped when nodding off to the best bits of Schindlers list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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