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7 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Good idea. I’m planning to go to Israel myself and get tooled up. They’re the only people who know who their enemies are and aren’t afraid to send them to the next world they pretend to love so much.

Raid on Entebbe is in my top ten films list.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I hope Tommy boys shares a cell with a 7 foot West Indian with a liking for all night arse rape sessions. 

I can almost hear your tiny todger groaning at the constraints of your piss stained y-fronts from here.

I'd wager you'd like to be prostrated underneath Jamal as he rips Tommy's arsehole to shreds, your fat, spasticated tongue flapping about ready to catch flecks of shit and hot, steaming cum.

You degenerate cunt.

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4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I can almost hear your tiny todger groaning at the constraints of your piss stained y-fronts from here.

I'd wager you'd like to be prostrated underneath Jamal as he rips Tommy's arsehole to shreds, your fat, spasticated tongue flapping about ready to catch flecks of shit and hot, steaming cum.

You degenerate cunt.

You know me, Decs, I'm as filthy as the next man, but isn't this a bit strong for 8:25am?

That being said, you can't knock the accuracy.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I hope Tommy boys shares a cell with a 7 foot West Indian with a liking for all night arse rape sessions. 

I have heard that he's banged up with a pole.

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5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I hope Tommy boys shares a cell with a 7 foot West Indian with a liking for all night arse rape sessions. 

Punkarsegape has beat him to it.

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can almost hear your tiny todger groaning at the constraints of your piss stained y-fronts from here.

I'd wager you'd like to be prostrated underneath Jamal as he rips Tommy's arsehole to shreds, your fat, spasticated tongue flapping about ready to catch flecks of shit and hot, steaming cum.

You degenerate cunt.

Like @nocti I must congratulate you on the disturbing nature of your imagination first thing in the morning. Was it a bad dream? If so, don't watch the dog porn link @'eavensabove posted and at the very least stay off the class A's on a school night.

As for the unfortunate Tommy, I fully expect he'll be segregated from the dusky skinned chaps and those who bow towards Mecca. 

As for you, I'm not sure I like your current attitude as we all know where it'll get you. The consensus over PM is that you've lost any respect you had with your troops and frank is planning to stitch you up a good 'un. 

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12 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can almost hear your tiny todger groaning at the constraints of your piss stained y-fronts from here.

I'd wager you'd like to be prostrated underneath Jamal as he rips Tommy's arsehole to shreds, your fat, spasticated tongue flapping about ready to catch flecks of shit and hot, steaming cum.

You degenerate cunt.

Fucking hell. 

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1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

Fucking hell. 

Bubba I drove the entire length of the A303 this afternoon and all I could think about was you. If I’m honest, Proper’s thorny words were upsetting. Are you putting on a front?

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9 minutes ago, Frank said:

Bubba I drove the entire length of the A303 this afternoon and all I could think about was you. If I’m honest, Proper’s thorny words were upsetting. Are you putting on a front?

I’ve been constipated all day. Any ideas? 

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27 minutes ago, Frank said:

Bubba I drove the entire length of the A303 this afternoon and all I could think about was you. If I’m honest, Proper’s thorny words were upsetting. Are you putting on a front?

What part of the riviera does the A303 run through Francis? Towards or away from Brighton?

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29 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I’ve been constipated all day. Any ideas? 

Regardless of you always being a bit shit and a bonus-led polyester plagiarist, I like you very much. I don’t know why, I just do.

Do you like other men?

 

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11 hours ago, Frank said:

Regardless of you always being a bit shit and a bonus-led polyester plagiarist, I like you very much. I don’t know why, I just do.

Do you like other men?

 

You know the answer after Blenheim - you fat nosed, linen suited, gangly queen. No means no.

That being said, I’ve never had a positive male role model in my life so there is a void.

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13 hours ago, Frank said:

Bubba I drove the entire length of the A303 this afternoon and all I could think about was you...

Forget all that nonsense, Hubby just bought a Nordhavn, wot do you think about that? Personally, I have mixed feelings...boys and their toys etc, but what can one do?

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32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Forget all that nonsense, Hubby just bought a Nordhavn, wot do you think about that? Personally, I have mixed feelings...boys and their toys etc, but what can one do?

'Forget all that nonsense, Hubby just bought a Nordhavn, wot do you think about that?'

Has he got a small penis?

That's the usual reason for excessive, motorised transport procurement.

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6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

I've A 303 in the attic 

Panzerknacker 

Which is ironic because the Lee Enfield is a British gun and the irish were sending love letters to Hitler trying to collaborate with him!

Laffin

Pansyknackers

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On ‎5‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 10:37 PM, The Beast said:

As you know, I am no fan of Tommy Robinson, for various reasons I have outlined in the past. 

However, it seems a bit swift to be locked up, even if you are on a suspended sentence. Is this due process or shutting the clumsy cunt up?

... and there was I too, being locked in the cooler. It's all a bit barking mad. My only crime was to post a pic of Frank as is evident:

To whom it may concern,

My son Frank & I should never have allowed one of our most treasured family photographs to fall into 'eavens hands to darken my son's name on The Corner. It is our understanding that it may have caused some upset to Bubba (identity hidden) and his side-kick id Xxxxxxx, together a few small-fry Tarts who always bark up the same tree. However, Bubba in particular has always openly encouraged our canine way of life and has not once ever complained when joining in with Frank & myself on a regular basis. Yours sincerely, Mrs D F & Mr Frank Weimarana

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1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Which is ironic because the Lee Enfield is a British gun and the irish were sending love letters to Hitler trying to collaborate with him!

Laffin

Pansyknackers

It's a rifle not a gun n raise yer head a bit and I'll send ya a letter with it 

Panzerknacker 

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