Jess Phillips

[Penny Farthing]

15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

...and lonely.

Not sure what the link is supposed to prove. Did you read it?

I am getting a slight impression that these remainers might not be good losers,

[Guest Erroreptile404]

14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

inward-looking backwater

Talking of backwaters cultural and literal hows shitstraylia you whining little, EU arse-licking snowflake bitch? When we leave the EU and our country inevitably flourishes like it always had done before the fourth reich, german headed EU existed(please don't mention something entirely predictable like the empire as your argument), don't even think of trying to come back here you parasite, instead douse yourself in barbecue fluid and chuck yourself on the nearest 'barbie' you stupid fucking prick.

[Eric Cuntman]

7 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said:

Talking of backwaters cultural and literal hows shitstraylia you whining little, EU arse-licking snowflake bitch? When we leave the EU and our country inevitably flourishes like it always had done before the fourth reich, german headed EU existed(please don't mention something entirely predictable like the empire as your argument), don't even think of trying to come back here you parasite, instead douse yourself in barbecue fluid and chuck yourself on the nearest 'barbie' you stupid fucking prick.

I think he misses his work as a doctor. He's probably started kidnapping back-packers and making human centipedes. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

16 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

No. Did you receive a ballot paper with Phil Hogan's name written it?

No..but its the parliament that yays or nays the line up and they're elected..so its a bit disingenuous to ask about a ballot paper..thats like asking if the nation got a vote on the  choice of current PM and we know they didnt.

Panzermurphybaby 

[Mrs Roops]

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

No..but its the parliament that yays or nays the line up and they're elected..so its a bit disingenuous to ask about a ballot paper..thats like asking if the nation got a vote on the  choice of current PM and we know they didnt.

Panzermurphybaby 

As you know, both our counties have a constitution where parliament reigns supreme. That is why we have a parliamentary democracy where the leader who commands the most seats is the head of government. That principle does not apply to the "democratic" EU...

On 01/08/2019 at 14:53, Mrs Roops said:

Precisely what does the £71 billion represent?

Still, another remainer who proclaims that he's "had enough, I'm leaving" yet chooses to settle in the land of the billabong and amber nectar rather than the land of milk and honey he enthuses so much about. You sneer at the referendum vote on the basis that pro-brexit voters are mindless sheep. Well maybe, maybe not. It cuts both ways. On the 1st of November newly "elected" Ursula von de Leyen will assume office of the President of the European Commission, effectively making her President of the EU. The issue is that no-one outside Germany (where she was, by all accounts, a piss-poor German defence minister) has heard of her. Has her name appeared on any EU ballot paper? No. Perhaps she was the leader of the largest political alliance within the EU. Nope. Ok, was she possibly nominated by the EU parliament? Not at all, they did have a lead candidate but were ignored. The truth is Frau von de Leyen was appointed in a grubby back room deal stitched up by EU bureaucrats and nodded through by national governments, ie Germany. One would have thought the shrill voices of "let the people decide (again)" would be resonating loud and clear throughout Euroland especially by British remainers who cite upholding democracy as their raison d'etre. A sound there came none. Yeah, it cuts both ways...

As you can see, the EU parliament had a nominated choice for the EU President but were completely ignored.

[PANZER MURPHY]

45 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

As you know, both our counties have a constitution where parliament reigns supreme. That is why we have a parliamentary democracy where the leader who commands the most seats is the head of government. That principle does not apply to the "democratic" EU...

As you can see, the EU parliament had a nominated choice for the EU President but were completely ignored.

Probably wasnt helped by the people ya elected to send to the European parliament..naysayers tend not to make the best negotiators

Panzermurphybaby 

[Last Cunt Standing]

16 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said:

When we leave the EU and our country inevitably flourishes like it always had done before

I hope you’re right. I really do. Australia is treating me very well thanks. 

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Probably wasnt helped by the people ya elected to send to the European parliament..naysayers tend not to make the best negotiators

Panzermurphybaby 

Still, the UK electorate have voted to put an end to this nonsense, though what the end result will be depends on the make up of the new HoC.

[Guest judgetwi]

On 03/11/2019 at 03:47, Last Cunt Standing said:

Even by your standards this is cretinous shite, Judith. I left the UK for many reasons, not least that loudmouth gobshites like yourself, once only encountered from behind the beaded seat cover of an Essex minicab were suddenly to be entrusted with the future of the country. Dunderheaded pink pricks who think the Wogs start at Calais and that foreign waiters just needed to be barked at until they understood you wanted vinegar for your patatas bravas. Indolent slobs too lazy to pick their own cabbages or nurse their own elderly, but all too quick to yelp about identity theft when a Polish Deli appears next to their flat roofed pub of choice.

It’s not a class thing either before you go full Wolfie Smith again, it’s that you should be wilfully hand-clappingly ignorant of how conned you have been while wrapping yourself in the flag. Look around you at the hateful mess you live in (and I don’t mean the bedsit festooned with Chicken Shish wrappers and discarded copies of Metro). I despise what you and your angry band of ignoramuses have done to the country of my birth and can only hope I’m there to see it when the roof caves in on your nasty little dream and an England shorn of the other Nations is forced to accept the Euro and French language Road signs as a condition of re-entry to the EU in 2040. In fact scratch that, I hope Turkey fucking vetoes it a few times first after pressure from their version of Nick Ferrari. 

I did not run away, I flew business class. I weighed evidence for a living, so don’t swallow the BBC output anymore than I do any other news source. I do happen to believe that turning yourself into an inward-looking backwater just as globalism goes next level is probably not very wise, and the idea that Johnson, Farage, Gove and Rees Mogg are anti-establishment heroes acting without any self interest is risible. You’d be wise to get fitter, for you may find yourself shunted into a sweatshop for 70 hours a week making blue passport covers sooner than you think. I am embarrassed that my generation have inflicted this fate on our children. 

I’d invite you over for a straightener, but I’m afraid the inevitable rampant fungal infection found in the rolls of your corpulent wheezing torso would not make it pass Australian Customs, which is a real shame as We Will Rock You is in town, and there’s a lovely Greek Taverna you and Mrs Judge would have been welcome at....I know you are fond of such offers. 

😁😁😁 Classic stereotyping of the working class from Australia’s Emily Thornberry. ( obviously Bertie doesn’t have an extensive property portfolio in London, unlike the socialist Lady Nugee)

This speaks for itself, although I would wonder where Bertie Big Bollocks got the word “straightener” from. I think you’ve been watching too many Guy Ritchie films ( you would call them “movies” obviously) Bertie.

Accusations of physical disability followed by threats of violence. You know where you’re going next don’t you Bertie? Watch me take you there. 😃

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, judgetwi said:

😁😁😁 Classic stereotyping of the working class from Australia’s Emily Thornberry. ( obviously Bertie doesn’t have an extensive property portfolio in London, unlike the socialist Lady Nugee)

This speaks for itself, although I would wonder where Bertie Big Bollocks got the word “straightener” from. I think you’ve been watching too many Guy Ritchie films ( you would call them “movies” obviously) Bertie.

Accusations of physical disability followed by threats of violence. You know where you’re going next don’t you Bertie? Watch me take you there. 😃

You're very Machiavellian at times.

[PANZER MURPHY]

11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Still, the UK electorate have voted to put an end to this nonsense, though what the end result will be depends on the make up of the new HoC.

T'will make for some gripping telly and radio roops baby..waddya make of the trump..personally speaking..having spent a part of me life rubbing shoulders with complete socio and psychopaths id put him in one or both of those boxes

Panzermurphybaby 

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

personally speaking..having spent a part of me life rubbing shoulders with complete socio and psychopaths

Explain please.

[Penny Farthing]

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

T'will make for some gripping telly and radio roops baby..waddya make of the trump..personally speaking..having spent a part of me life rubbing shoulders with complete socio and psychopaths id put him in one or both of those boxes

Panzermurphybaby 

Good morning Chris

 

[Mrs Roops]

9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

T'will make for some gripping telly and radio roops baby..waddya make of the trump..personally speaking..having spent a part of me life rubbing shoulders with complete socio and psychopaths id put him in one or both of those boxes

Panzermurphybaby 

Can't really comment on what form of personality disorder Trump has though clearly he's not wired up correctly. Even Boris is keeping him at arms length as Trump's deal appears to be a mini version of TTIP which foundered because it was so one-sided in America's favour, especially with regards to the arbitration process. One of Trump's campaign slogans was "drain the swamp" so its fitting he is finding himself up the proverbial without a paddle on two issues where so far, he's not getting his way; firstly, the Ukraine impeachment inquiry and secondly, he's had two courts rule that the president is not immune to criminal investigation and prosecution. 

Whether Trump leaves office in 2021 or 2025 or any other time is open to speculation, but the next American President knows he has three issues to clear up on the world stage which will need to be dealt with and fast.

I/ The shafting of the Kurds. There are reports that isolated ISIS cells have reactivated in the Levant thanks largely to Trump's short-sighted treachery.

2/ World Trade wars are gaining momentum.

and most importantly,

3/ American withdrawal from the Paris Agreement on Climate Change, effective yesterday - the only country in the world to do so.

On the domestic front, Trump's promise to "lets make America great" seems to resonate, especially with the rednecks, but on the international stage, if his intention was "lets make America shit again", then he has succeeded.

[White Cunt]

Trump pulled the plug on TTIP as the presumed benefits were higher for the EU than the US and is now waging a trade war to get more from future negotiations, should he get re-elected. We will also get shafted by the Orange One, even though our trade with Yanks is relatively in balance. A number of UK products have been targeted, services no so much, but a lot more will be under fire. He is just getting started.

[Major Cunt]

On 04/11/2019 at 21:14, judgetwi said:

😁😁😁 Classic stereotyping of the working class from Australia’s Emily Thornberry. ( obviously Bertie doesn’t have an extensive property portfolio in London, unlike the socialist Lady Nugee)

This speaks for itself, although I would wonder where Bertie Big Bollocks got the word “straightener” from. I think you’ve been watching too many Guy Ritchie films ( you would call them “movies” obviously) Bertie.

Accusations of physical disability followed by threats of violence. You know where you’re going next don’t you Bertie? Watch me take you there. 😃

Come back, Jewdy. I miss our ongoing feud and am more than willing to let bygones be bygones. 

Stop playing in the third division with those muppets over on 'Isacunt', and rejoin the Premier League cunts of the Corner. 

You know it makes sense... 

[ChildeHarold]

On 08/11/2018 at 18:41, Decimus said:

I've wanted to nominate this vile porcine beast for quite some time, but could never quite summon up enough bile to make a decent job of it. However, following on from the most recent shit that has spewed forth from her fat fucking gob, I've decided to give it a go.

Phillips has decided to put in her two pence worth on sex education, and has declared that school children should be taught about female orgasms. Sex education is primarily designed to give a biological overview of a fundamental aspect of the human experience, and to prepare children with knowledge to equip them to protect themselves from unwanted pregnancy and disease.  

As a parent, I don't want my children to go to school and have their teacher banging on about clitoral stimulation whilst nursing a hardon or soaking wet knickers under their desk, spewing out lurid filth to underage kids about making some fucking tart grimace and gurn whilst bellowing like a hippopotamus.

Phillips is a sick individual indeed if she wants twelve year old boys to learn how to flick a bean, and I'm sure she'd be the first one to squeal on her fucking trotters if it was proposed that kids should be taught how to pleasure men and underage girls were instructed on how not to use too much teeth whilst sucking cock.

She should be stripped of her seat and fucked off to the Netherlands where this sort of sick, twisted shit is acceptable.

I imagine a sex education lesson without including the subject of "orgasm" is a bit silly. I guess it's a touchy subject. My own view is that sex education should be shouted through electrically amplified megaphones to a packed hall of up to 200 teenagers with distribution of free condoms at the end. Run free my beauties, run free. 

[ChildeHarold]

On 04/11/2019 at 13:29, Mrs Roops said:

Still, the UK electorate have voted to put an end to this nonsense, though what the end result will be depends on the make up of the new HoC.

They never voted a blank cheque. 

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I imagine a sex education lesson without including the subject of "orgasm" is a bit silly. I guess it's a touchy subject. My own view is that sex education should be shouted through electrically amplified megaphones to a packed hall of up to 200 teenagers with distribution of free condoms at the end. Run free my beauties, run free. 

Another blithering pile of raw dog shite from our resident fucking idiot.

Knock back a pint of drain cleaner and set fire to yourself for good measure 

[ChildeHarold]

24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Another blithering pile of raw dog shite from our resident fucking idiot.

Knock back a pint of drain cleaner and set fire to yourself for good measure 

Take one of my free condoms and pull it over your head. Prick. 

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Take one of my free condoms and pull it over your head. Prick. 

Harold. You are the cunts corner equivalent of Jeremy Beadles paw. That’s not that great by the way.

[ChildeHarold]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Harold. You are the cunts corner equivalent of Jeremy Beadles paw. That’s not that great by the way.

I would have appreciated the Monkey's Paw, but I'll take that. And a few other back handed compli... (er... slaps)... ments! 

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Take one of my free condoms and pull it over your head. Prick. 

I think the puntership have generally had enough of your binge commenting so devoid of any wit, humour or underlying malice which marks out the half decent here. Your ill thought out come backs are the stuff of the mentally slow, needy social leper or early teenager at best. It pains me that the admin of this site have tolerated such a pointless Colin Hunt spacker like you for so long. You bring zero to this place, much like you do in real life being that every poor bastard who’s ever meet you immediately pegs you as a complete cunt.

[Wolfie]

26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think the puntership have generally had enough of your binge commenting so devoid of any wit, humour or underlying malice which marks out the half decent here. Your ill thought out come backs are the stuff of the mentally slow, needy social leper or early teenager at best. It pains me that the admin of this site have tolerated such a pointless Colin Hunt spacker like you for so long. You bring zero to this place, much like you do in real life being that every poor bastard who’s ever meet you immediately pegs you as a complete cunt.

I couldn't have put it better.

When will @Admin finally acknowledge the nonsensical, painfully unfunny Gorgonzola bellend isn't good enough to have a future in this exclusive little corner of the internet?

[Roadkill]

18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think the puntership have generally had enough of your binge commenting so devoid of any wit, humour or underlying malice which marks out the half decent here. Your ill thought out come backs are the stuff of the mentally slow, needy social leper or early teenager at best. It pains me that the admin of this site have tolerated such a pointless Colin Hunt spacker like you for so long. You bring zero to this place, much like you do in real life being that every poor bastard who’s ever meet you immediately pegs you as a complete cunt.

He's made two nonce accusations in about four days - both directed at @King Billy , and only recently asked for direct information regarding the health of his balls. If he is a teenager, which I agree a lot of the evidence points towards, we may be seeing the first documented evidence of a reverse nonce - an "ecnon".