Prints Harry Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Get a wash and shave you filthy scruffy cunt .. and your name rhymes with slop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 12/25/2018 at 8:19 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Get a wash and shave you filthy scruffy cunt .. and your name rhymes with slop. Utter fucking cunt. Thinks he’s won the league by Christmas. Egotistical German Nazi. Parents obviously blonde Nazi sympathisers and fully paid up members of the Hitler youth. Saw him run on the pitch and saluted the fans v Everton, sticking his arm high in the air and shouting out like Adolf at a party rally. Lets see if he’s so fucking happy in May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 Looks like Malcolm from Viz comic's 'Modern Parents' I'm unable to post pictures (something to do with the enormous size of what I'm packing or something) - Bawsy'll be along in a minute to help out, Christian soul that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 30 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Looks like Malcolm from Viz comic's 'Modern Parents' I'm unable to post pictures (something to do with the enormous size of what I'm packing or something) - Bawsy'll be along in a minute to help out, Christian soul that he is. Lazy, luddite fucking cunt, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Lazy, luddite fucking cunt, Quiet serf - and get back into the pictures archive! If that one of David Cameron with his cock in a pigs earhole isn't up here by 16.00 hrs, there will be hell to pay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Lets see if he’s so fucking happy in May. This cunt looks happy in May, God knows why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 6 hours ago, cooze said: This cunt looks happy in May, God knows why? She’s a virgin he’s never fucked her. He thought he was marrying that Theresa May 1990s porn star. Totally pissed off when he found that cunt next to him on the honeymoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: She’s a virgin he’s never fucked her. He thought he was marrying that Theresa May 1990s porn star. Totally pissed off when he found that cunt next to him on the honeymoon. As a diabetic she is likely to be no stranger to Candida Albicans, so Phil is a brave man I suspect, or likes cheese on his cracker. Candida Albicans is also to be found working as an Intern at Tory HQ, where they specialise in irritating cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Jurgen Klopp proving he can be just as small minded, churlish and infantile as any other manager when his team doesn’t win. He’s the Nicola Sturgeon of Football - always escapes any real scrutiny and analysis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Jurgen Klopp proving he can be just as small minded, churlish and infantile as any other manager when his team doesn’t win. He’s the Nicola Sturgeon of Football - always escapes any real scrutiny and analysis Agreed Jiggers, one vile petulant Cunt who should have been banned for galloping across the pitch during a game to celebrate a goal...but wasn’t. A first class Cunt, celebrated by thick scouse cunts despite the fact that his granddad bombed their city back to the Middle Ages. I want him acidbathing...in acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed Jiggers, one vile petulant Cunt who should have been banned for galloping across the pitch during a game to celebrate a goal...but wasn’t. A first class Cunt, celebrated by thick scouse cunts despite the fact that his granddad bombed their city back to the Middle Ages. I want him acidbathing...in acid. His granddad bombed Liverpool? A fine man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: His granddad bombed Liverpool? A fine man. I’ve heard it said Fokkers were involved, and I don’t mean Robert De Niro. Stan Boardman’s nicked a shitty living for years, just like most of his bin dipping kin, but he’d be spared summary execution for siring Andrea, who gave more men wood in the 80s than Texas Homecare. And then she spoiled herself forever by fucking Darren Day and Robbie Fowler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve heard it said Fokkers were involved, and I don’t mean Robert De Niro. Stan Boardman’s nicked a shitty living for years, just like most of his bin dipping kin, but he’d be spared summary execution for siring Andrea, who gave more men wood in the 80s than Texas Homecare. And then she spoiled herself forever by fucking Darren Day and Robbie Fowler. Hey how are things in the communist republic of cuntstralia? Do you have to pray to a picture of chairman Mao when you wake up every day? Can't wait till climate change boils all you cunts alive(that's if you don't get invaded or exterminated by the chinks first), go climate change! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, TerrySpunk said: Hey how are things in the communist republic of cuntstralia? Do you have to pray to a picture of chairman Mao when you wake up every day? Can't wait till climate change boils all you cunts alive(that's if you don't get invaded or exterminated by the chinks first), go climate change! I see you haven’t gotten funnier while you’ve been reinventing yourself. Kindly hang yourself, it’ll be kinder on those that find your bloated corpse when they break down your shithole bedsit door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see you haven’t gotten funnier while you’ve been reinventing yourself. Kindly hang yourself, it’ll be kinder on those that find your bloated corpse when they break down your shithole bedsit door. To be fair to him, it'd be hard to top the hilarity of some of his previous greatest hits. Can you remember the time he was adamant that the Chinese wouldn't dare attack the Japs because the Royal Navy had a single, rusty tugboat on patrol in Japanese waters? Or when he had absolute confidence that John Bull could single handedly pull down the Russian Bear's pants and give him a damn good thrashing? The deluded little cunt is living in a W.E. Johns novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be fair to him, it'd be hard to top the hilarity of some of his previous greatest hits. Can you remember the time he was adamant that the Chinese wouldn't dare attack the Japs because the Royal Navy had a single, rusty tugboat on patrol in Japanese waters? Or when he had absolute confidence that John Bull could single handedly pull down the Russian Bear's pants and give him a damn good thrashing? The deluded little cunt is living in a W.E. Johns novel. 'Biggles slaughters the uppity negroes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 Where the fuck did he get those teeth from? They can’t possibly be his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 hours ago, TerrySpunk said: Hey how are things in the communist republic of cuntstralia? Do you have to pray to a picture of chairman Mao when you wake up every day? Can't wait till climate change boils all you cunts alive(that's if you don't get invaded or exterminated by the chinks first), go climate change! Reported for derailment, you fucking thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Where the fuck did he get those teeth from? They can’t possibly be his. Have you seen his 'spitting image' puppet? Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see you haven’t gotten funnier while you’ve been reinventing yourself. Kindly hang yourself, it’ll be kinder on those that find your bloated corpse when they break down your shithole bedsit door. You must have missed the part where I said I live in a huge ultra modern 7 bedroom detached house with an outdoor-indoor swimming pool and separate guest house twice the size of the average southerner and australian peasant's entire house. Neck a bottle of Mr muscle quickly you stupid prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Decimus said: To be fair to him, it'd be hard to top the hilarity of some of his previous greatest hits. Can you remember the time he was adamant that the Chinese wouldn't dare attack the Japs because the Royal Navy had a single, rusty tugboat on patrol in Japanese waters? 'Single rusty tugboat' is a strange thing to call two queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers loaded with a compliment of brand new F-35s and a Defence budget that's just been increased by what, £30 billion? I'd happily let the japanese and american cunts get a slap from the chinese. Not the UK's problem. Go back to wanking over the Guardian and James O'brien you limp wristed fucking simp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for derailment, you fucking thick cunt. Shut your fucking mouth you thick pikey slag. You don't have the brain cells to verbally spar with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Guest TerrySpunk said: Shut your fucking mouth you thick pikey slag. You don't have the brain cells to verbally spar with me. Well you obviously know who I am, but I haven't a clue who the fuck you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 18 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Where the fuck did he get those teeth from? They can’t possibly be his. I’d settle for them at the moment. Even Ken Dodds spare set would do for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d settle for them at the moment. Even Ken Dodds spare set would do for now. Why, what's happened to your teeth Billy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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