Guest DrCunt Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Never mind all that gay ball kicking. What do you think of the stunner that is Miss Cromer 2019? She's got a good chance of the double when she goes for Best Swine at the Royal Norfolk Show in June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Never mind all that gay ball kicking. What do you think of the stunner that is Miss Cromer 2019? I can just imagine her, in the throes of passion, begging you to put all twelve fingers in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: She's got a good chance of the double when she goes for Best Swine at the Royal Norfolk Show in June. You should enter as well.....you would have an excellent chance of doing well in the total wanker category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You should enter as well.....you would have an excellent chance of doing well in the total wanker category. Don’t be so modest Pukeape - it’s a given you’ll win it. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I can just imagine her, in the throes of passion, begging you to put all twelve fingers in. You're not to big for a slap and when you've been slapped by a webbed hand, you know you've been fucking slapped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 On 27/04/2019 at 19:19, Decimus said: NEVER MIND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT, DREW, YOU OLD CUNT, WE'RE GOING UP!!!!!! OTBC. The first time I went to Carrotcruncher Road I asked some parking warden cunt if I was ok to park in this road. Oh yes, he said....guided me in and gave me the thumbs up. Anyway we lost 2-0, I think, but I remember that fat Jock cunt Robert Fleck scoring and parading in front of us giving us the fingers the wanker. When I came out of that shithole needless to say I had a fucking parking ticket. I’ve hated those yellow bastards ever since. I understand that Robert is now a classroom assistant in one of Norwich’s many “special schools”. It doesn’t say much for Jockland that he chose to spend his retirement in that backward cunthole rather than return to the land of his birth. Let’s hope the yellow bastards get a lot of Sunday games next season. Then at least I won’t have to put up with the slimeball Gary Taxdodger while watching them being taken apart on MOTD. Gary only works one day a week for £2 million of my fucking money. Doesn’t stop this champagne socialist lecturing me about how democracy doesn’t count when it doesn’t go his way though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The first time I went to Carrotcruncher Road I asked some parking warden cunt if I was ok to park in this road. Oh yes, he said....guided me in and gave me the thumbs up. Anyway we lost 2-0, I think, but I remember that fat Jock cunt Robert Fleck scoring and parading in front of us giving us the fingers the wanker. When I came out of that shithole needless to say I had a fucking parking ticket. I’ve hated those yellow bastards ever since. I understand that Robert is now a classroom assistant in one of Norwich’s many “special schools”. It doesn’t say much for Jockland that he chose to spend his retirement in that backward cunthole rather than return to the land of his birth. Let’s hope the yellow bastards get a lot of Sunday games next season. Then at least I won’t have to put up with the slimeball Gary Taxdodger while watching them being taken apart on MOTD. Gary only works one day a week for £2 million of my fucking money. Doesn’t stop this champagne socialist lecturing me about how democracy doesn’t count when it doesn’t go his way though. The only time I went there, Mark Aizlewood slipped whilst running toward the referee and head butted him. 87 or 88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Can older phones get an exception on this. My mobile is a few years old, but all functions work correctly. The battery does lose its charge somewhat quickly though. I refuse to keep upgrading solely to keep up with the latest fucking thing, when what I have works perfectly if kept charged. I have no plans of getting a new phone unless catastrophic failure befalls this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: I understand that Robert is now a classroom assistant in one of Norwich’s many “special schools”. It doesn’t say much for Jockland that he chose to spend his retirement in that backward cunthole rather than return to the land of his birth. You'll find that a lot of ex-players return to Norwich and Norfolk after they retire. Dean Ashton only spent a season here and moved back rather than risk getting his useless legs blown up on the tube. if it's good enough for a multi-millionaire, I'm sure it'd be good enough for a fat Eddie Stobart enthusiast who hates anyone with a touch of the tar brush. I'd have thought that you'd be desperately on the lookout for a council flat exchange to move to one of the last predominantly white British areas of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 21 hours ago, Decimus said: You'll find that a lot of ex-players return to Norwich and Norfolk after they retire. Dean Ashton only spent a season here and moved back rather than risk getting his useless legs blown up on the tube. if it's good enough for a multi-millionaire, I'm sure it'd be good enough for a fat Eddie Stobart enthusiast who hates anyone with a touch of the tar brush. I'd have thought that you'd be desperately on the lookout for a council flat exchange to move to one of the last predominantly white British areas of the country. Kutas kurwa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Kutas kurwa That's quite the Polish mouthful, and not your first I'd wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 28/04/2019 at 11:42, Cuntybaws said: I can just imagine her, in the throes of passion, begging you to put all twelve fingers in. Or the whole thalidomide withered arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Decimus said: That's quite the Polish mouthful, and not your first I'd wager. You’ll be hearing a lot more of that when the Booshka Booshkas turn up. You can’t hide for ever. Spierdalaj! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Decimus said: That's quite the Polish mouthful, and not your first I'd wager. To be fair he's easy pray stuck on that reinforced mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 A mate of mine’s son is a student who does part time as a security guard in the British Museum. There are rooms between the galleries where there are nice comfy chairs with power points low down where the cleaners plug in their hoovers and shit. They regularly have young , well dressed, Iranian/Iraqui “refugees” who sit there charging up their phones. That , in itself , wouldn’t be a problem but, after they have stolen our electricity they then mix with the crowds and get their filthy A-rab fingers into the tourists’ bags. They used to throw them out as soon as they walked through the door but then they learned a new English word......raaaay-sism! Now they sit there charging their phones before the OB turn up and ask them to leave. This is the reality of “open borders”. Coming to a nice Norfolk community sooner than you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A mate of mine’s son is a student who does part time as a security guard in the British Museum. There are rooms between the galleries where there are nice comfy chairs with power points low down where the cleaners plug in their hoovers and shit. They regularly have young , well dressed, Iranian/Iraqui “refugees” who sit there charging up their phones. That , in itself , wouldn’t be a problem but, after they have stolen our electricity they then mix with the crowds and get their filthy A-rab fingers into the tourists’ bags. They used to throw them out as soon as they walked through the door but then they learned a new English word......raaaay-sism! Now they sit there charging their phones before the OB turn up and ask them to leave. This is the reality of “open borders”. Coming to a nice Norfolk community sooner than you think. You should get a job at the British Museum....they’re bound to have room for a spastic old fossil such as yourself. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A mate of mine’s son is a student who does part time as a security guard in the British Museum. There are rooms between the galleries where there are nice comfy chairs with power points low down where the cleaners plug in their hoovers and shit. They regularly have young , well dressed, Iranian/Iraqui “refugees” who sit there charging up their phones. That , in itself , wouldn’t be a problem but, after they have stolen our electricity they then mix with the crowds and get their filthy A-rab fingers into the tourists’ bags. They used to throw them out as soon as they walked through the door but then they learned a new English word......raaaay-sism! Now they sit there charging their phones before the OB turn up and ask them to leave. This is the reality of “open borders”. Coming to a nice Norfolk community sooner than you think. Yeah, but, when all the people leave and it gets dark, do all the dinosaurs and stuffed monkeys and miniature roman soldiers come to life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but, when all the people leave and it gets dark, do all the dinosaurs and stuffed monkeys and miniature roman soldiers come to life? A topical reference to a kids film from 13 years ago. Have you ever wondered why I never respond to your CAFC questions? You’re a fucking embarrassment mate. Just leave me out ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A topical reference to a kids film from 13 years ago. Have you ever wondered why I never respond to your CAFC questions? You’re a fucking embarrassment mate. Just leave me out ok? I did wonder, but then it became clear that you're an ignorant fucking humourless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A topical reference to a kids film from 13 years ago. Have you ever wondered why I never respond to your CAFC questions? You’re a fucking embarrassment mate. Just leave me out ok? How do you know the release date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How do you know the release date? 'What Jew talkin' 'bout Willis?' the misanthropic old cunt should know immediately that that's a 33 year old reference to a kids telly show. because that sort of thing is beneath him and he only knows slightly more about it than IMDB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 28/04/2019 at 11:19, Cunty BigBollox said: Never mind all that gay ball kicking. What do you think of the stunner that is Miss Cromer 2019? She’s got crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’s got crabs Not the typical beauty contest winner, but still a 6 pinter. (Special Brew) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not the typical beauty contest winner, but still a 6 pinter. (Special Brew) Sponsored by White lightning cider. “Have a nice drink indoors and unblock that problem u bend All from the same 2 litre bottle” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Sponsored by White lightning cider. “Have a nice drink indoors and unblock that problem u bend All from the same 2 litre bottle” In Canvey and Jaywick, they keep hold of the 3 litre Frosty Jack bottles, to use as flotation devices when they get flooded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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